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Posted: 20 years ago
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On a flight James bond was sitting besides a Telugu

Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"

James Bond: " My name is Bond "
Continuing in his inimitable style, " .......James Bond."

James Bond: "And you?

Telugu Guy: " My name is Sai..

Venkata Sai..

Siva Venkata Sai ..

Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..

Srinivasalu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..

Rajasekhara Srinivasalu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..

Sitaramanjaneyalu Rajasekhara Srinivasalu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata
Sai..

Bulusupalli Sitaramanjaneyalu Rajasekhara Srinivasalu Laxminarayana Siva
Venkata Sai..."

Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James Bond"


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Posted: 20 years ago
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james bond ka toh waat lagadiya Sai ne toh😆😆

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Posted: 20 years ago
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😆 God....I can't stop laughing😆😆

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