CID Jokes!!!

I have got these jokes from an blog..
hope you like them...


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The CID team reaches a restaurant


ACP(ungliyaan yahaan bhi ghoom rahi hain): Yeh restaurant hai toh yahaan khaana bhi zaroor milta hoga. Abhijeet, PATA LAGAO yahaan milta kya-kya hai.

Abhijeet: Khud pata laga le.

Daya(sabse pehle bol pada): 10 aloo ke paranthe makhan maar ke.

Abhijeet: Hainnn ? Myyyy Goddd !!

Daya: Saale yeh sab khaaunga nahi toh Darwaza kya tera baap todega.

Salunkhe: Main toh kissi bhi chemical ke saath 4 roti kha lunga. Haan khoon ki chatni bhi le aana.

ACP: Ohhhh ! Kuch toh gadbad hai.. Aaj Salunkhe Acid ke saath roti nahi kha raha.

Abhijeet: Aaj Suraag dhoondhte hue maine laash ki jeb mein padha laddoo kha liya tha. Mera pet toh full hai.

Fredricks: Sir, main kuch nahi lunga. Aaj biwi ke liye karwa chauth vrat rakha hai.

ACP(ungliyaan zor zor se hilti hui): Mere liye toh bas ek laash le aao.
hahaha😆😆
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CID team reaches a room where a dead body is supposed to be found.

ACP: Dekh kya rahe ho Daya, baar baar bolna padega kya..- Darwaza tod do !

Daya - Sir, main toh crime site pe pahunchte hi darwaza dhoondhta hoon. lekin iss kamre mein toh darwaza hi nahin hai.

Abhijeet: hain ? lagta hai khooni bahut chalaak hai. usse pata tha Daya darwaza todne zaroor aayega. usne bina darwaza ke kamre mein hee laash faenk di.

Fredricks: Sir, ab kya karen ?

ACP: Wapas chalo. iss kamre mein darwaza nahin hai. yeh case humse solve nahi hoga..
loooollll
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some funny shairs

Aaj maza nahi aaya sukhhi bhel me ....

aaj maza nahi aaya sukhhi bhel me ....

ACP to khooni : ab puri zindagi sadte rehna jail me....

another one...

Cid ne Sony se naata jod liya ...

Cid ne Sony se naata jod liya ......

jis room me mana raha tha abhijeet suhagraat , Daya ne uska darwaja bhi tod diya !!!

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Aaakhir Sachin Tendulkar Ne Yeh 200 Run Banye Kaise!!!??


ACP : Aakhir Sachin ne yeh 200 runs banaye toh banaye kahansey ??...Kuch samaj mey nahi aa raha Abhijeet!
ACP: Daya,... Darwaaza tod do!
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good naaa???
sorry if this blog is yours...
i realy didn't knew!

They are so funny. ha ha

ACP lash khayega? OMG!

Bina darwaza ki ghar..hai allah! Yeh kaun si desh me hota hain????? Aur andar kaise ghusege log?

Daya, itni nadan, yeh main nehi socha tha. Abhi ki privacy bhi chinliya..so bad!!...uski suhang room ka darwaza hi tod diya. Tab to bahut buda huya..Abhi shayed bahut gusseme hain bahut sharminda bhi hain Tarika ke samne...Aur sochrahihooo Daya jab Abhi-Tarika ko uss room me dekha tab usne keya kiya hoga?

Originally posted by: sstanni

They are so funny. ha ha

ACP lash khayega? OMG!

Bina darwaza ki ghar..hai allah! Yeh kaun si desh me hota hain????? Aur andar kaise ghusege log?

Daya, itni nadan, yeh main nehi socha tha. Abhi ki privacy bhi chinliya..so bad!!...uski suhang room ka darwaza hi tod diya. Tab to bahut buda huya..Abhi shayed bahut gusseme hain bahut sharminda bhi hain Tarika ke samne...Aur sochrahihooo Daya jab Abhi-Tarika ko uss room me dekha tab usne keya kiya hoga?

kuch nahi carpenter ko bulaya hoga😆😆
darwaza thik karne ke liyen hahahahah