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MJHT: Mixing of Jhumritalaiya ke Haiwaano ka Tamasha
Iss baar aapko MJHT dish banana sikhaayenge.....aapko zyaada kuch nahin karna hai bas thoda bacha kucha saamaan laaiye aur kuch weird cheezein milaaiye...tayaar hai MJHT ka baasi khaana...
Chetaawani: Kripya iss samagri ko apni risk par milaaiyega....dimag se dhuaan, aankhon mein dard, kaan mein behra pan hona swabhaavik hai...
Dish No. 1 - Nirlajj Nirbhay Nashta
Sabse pehle ek muscle man le kar aaiye.....phir ussmein Shukla Sir ki hindi, Mayank Sharma ka seemed to be called Sadupan and Padhaai ke liye jhootha dikhaawa milaaiye.....milate milate issmein se saare expressions nikaal leejiye....phir tayaar hai aapka Nirlajj Nirbhay Nashta......
Ab presentation ki baari.....pehle usse Lucknawi kurta pehnaane ki koshish keejiye aur agar aapko lage ki wo sirf ek hai aapke paas toh agle din usse Tshirt or opened button shirt pehnaaiye......baalon mein gel lagaaiye....bas sochiye ki wo dekhne mein accha lag raha hai.....aur pesh keejiye
Dish No. 2 - Rohan Rosh
Isse banane ke liye sabse pehle ek ladke ko RV ki puraani leather jackets pehnaaiye......phir ussmein seemed to be called Samrat ka style daaliye......ek kilo attitude aur over confidence ek ek karke milaaiye.....haath mein basketball pakda deejiye aur jeep mein bitha kar excel college chod aaiye......
Presantation ke liye zyaada kuch nahin karna hai bas aas paas tedhi medhi ladkiyaan khadi kar deejiye.....aur brain ke andar galti se kuch mat bhariye....aapka Rohan Rosh ready hai....
Dish No. 3 - Ashwini Achaar
Isse banane ki zaroorat issliye padi kyunki M.J.H.T mein Di kehne ke liye koi chahiye tha......ye dish baaki ladkiyon ki dish se thodi alag hai.....issmein presentation ka khaas taur par khayaal rakhna hai......sabse pehle iss ladki ke baaalon ko do hisson mein divide keejiye phir rassiyon se unhein baandh deejiye.....tom boy ka look dene ke liye leather jackets side mein rakhiye....artificial nose ring aur girte ludhakte kapde pehnaaiye.....ek bike deejiye jisse koi aur helmet pehan kar chalaaye aur tayaar hai Ashwini Achaar.......
Dish No. 4 - Riya Raita
Ye raita sirf failne ke liye banaya gaya hai......issmein Sheena jaise expressions.....Diya jaise dresses aur non actors ka essence milaaiye......Presentation ke liye store room mein pade puraane Diya ke clutch purse aur usski dresses utha laiye aur iss ladki par wrap kar deejiye.....phir issmein ek alag tarah ka moonh banane ka powder daaliye aur usske leg mein se koi portion lose kar deejiye taaki wo tedhi medhi chal sake.....phir ye raita phelne ke liye tayaar hai.....
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Dish No. 5 - L.U.V Lollipop
Lollipop bacchon ke khaane ki cheez hoti hai par iss lollipop mein milaawat payi gayi hai......Issmein Uday our dearest Dodo ki so called nuisance milaane ki koshish ki gayi.......Ye lollipop kyun banaayi gayi ye aapko pata chal hi gaya hoga kyunki CVs ne socha ki season 2 mein ek comedian ki zaroorat hai toh unhone iska aavishkaar kiya.....par ye lollipop banne se pehle hi pighal chuki hai aap isse chuenge toh aapke haathon mein chipak jaayegi....so keep a distance from it.....bacchon lollipop ka laalach mat karna
Statutory Warning: Watching and Seeing these dishes can cause hazardous problems in your body.
These dishes were prepared by MJHT CVs......if they bear any resemblence to previous cast or crew....kindly ignore because they had no other choice to mix the leftover
RESULT: Dishes are stale and eating stale food can cause stomach infection but in this case brain and eyes infection
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