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I am sorry for the inconvenience but just have received breaking news from Agra. Please don't be surprised as to why Vrinadavan TV is reporting from Agra and not from its main reporting stations of Vrindavan or Delhi. We have just received important news from our sister news agency Agra Chatpati Kendra. Please do not worry that the inmates of the mental asylum in Agra have not broken out of the centre. Infact the news is that they are even refusing to come out of the asylum because they have got the news that the famous ammaji might be landing in Agra. You all are aware that few weeks back we reported that Dev Raj Purohit has been declared missing and dead. On further enquiry we were informed that the police are still not clear about the missing and dead part but since they are caught up in the ritual of how to make the perfect cup of tea and fry the perfect pakoras, this case has been put in a file and we have been informed that they will look into it after they finish with this very important work. Apparently there is going to be a tea making competition where police of different states will take part, and the local police are busy in that preparation.





Recent pictur of the mysterious man who resembles Dev Raj Purohit

Recently there have been reports about a man bearing remarkable similarity to Dev Raj Purohit roaming around in the streets of Agra holding a payal in his hand. Our reporters were rushed to Agra and on further enquiry they found out that he randomly approaches young girls and insists that they try on this payal. After studying their feet for some time he then orders them to remove the payal and walks off, holding that payal in his hand. Doctors who have examined him are saying that he suffers from the very dangerous Cinderella Complex. On further enquiry we were told that one fine day he just appeared in this house and the daughter of the house started claiming that this man is her husband. Apparently she had gone for evening walk in a dense forest and came across a sadhu. The holy man blessed her and said that in the next 10 minutes she will find her husband and she should accept him as prasad as his blessing. The lady did not pay any attention but she was shocked when after 9 minutes and 59 seconds she came across this young man lying at the bottom of the cliff. So she removed his watch, wallet, mobile phone and tore a piece of his kurta and left it behind and dragged him away. While tearing the piece of Kurta she also checked his chest and found out that it fitted her check list of the perfect chest. Since it is prasad she has accepted him as her husband.

People in Agra are highly excited about this recent development and have been saying that this man is no one other than Dev Raj Purohit who was earlier equal to Sita but now has been reborn again as Draupadi, who had five husbands. The current debate raging in the city is whether Vishaka and this other lady are Duryodhan and Dushashan or not. Please wait for further details because we have recently been informed that Radhika Dev Raj Purohit has stopped being Ram and has now taken up the role of the five Pandavs herself and is coming soon to Agra on a rescue mission with the other part of the payal. People in Agra have been warned not to ask her whether Dev Raj Purohit has more than one wife or not, because the police will not be able to safeguard their health.

great job misti ! 😉

Apparently there is going to be a tea making competition where police of different states will take part, and the local police are busy in that preparation. 🤣

While tearing the piece of Kurta she also checked his chest and found out that it fitted her check list of the perfect chest. Since it is prasad she has accepted him as her husband. 🤣🤣🤣

People in Agra have been warned about not to ask her whether Dev Raj Purohit has more than one wife or not, because the police will not be able to safeguard their health. 😆

Misti,

Misti, this is hilarious! Thanks for sharing this special report! I really feel for those inmates at the asylum! Their already dismal lives will become sheer hell if the old troll moves in!

Thank you for the news misti....definately settled my mind a bit!👏👏👏

Ha Ha Ha ... totally Hilarious ...😆😆😆
Ending was too good ..

BTW, it should have been 9 mins & 59 seconds .. instead of 99 sec .. nevertheless even that is fine .. bcos it could be the clock in the CB land where no one is allowed any questions. 😆

Originally posted by: Tilashini

great job misti ! 😉

Apparently there is going to be a tea making competition where police of different states will take part, and the local police are busy in that preparation. 🤣

While tearing the piece of Kurta she also checked his chest and found out that it fitted her check list of the perfect chest. Since it is prasad she has accepted him as her husband. 🤣🤣🤣

People in Agra have been warned about not to ask her whether Dev Raj Purohit has more than one wife or not, because the police will not be able to safeguard their health. 😆

Originally posted by: why3

Misti,

👏 I love your Vrindavan Times (even though it is now relocated to Agra). Please send a letter to chunnu Munnu not to complain against the track, but to thank them for giving you such great ideas as "Breaking News, VT and so on". Love the Cindrella complex of Dev.

The checklist about Dev's chest is just too hilarious. I really want to see some more punishments where he gets to wear that Angvastra. Maybe, once Pataka finds out that he is living with another fake wife, she can go into her angry Pataka mode (similar to when she rescued Dev Prasad from Vish-kanya - fake wife #1 and slapped her hard) and this time give a slap to Meera and then give the punishment to Dev for doing it again. Pataka is now a combination of "Ram" (searching for her Sita "Dev") as well as her 5 Pandavs. Nobody messes with Pataka when she gets into that mode - not even Khusat Amma (look at that hair shaving ceremony). Maybe Pataka can also shorten his dhoti at the same time along with that angvastra.

Just one mistake - it should be 9 minutes and 59 seconds. But, no worries. I was acting an editor. Still not happy with another psycho taking our lover boy and making him her personal Prasad.

Also, no Amma in Agra except for living in Pagalkhana. Pataka needs to ban her and Satyavadi too from Agra. Also, Agra now resembles Vrindavan because Pataka is moving to that city. Wherever Pataka moves, the city miraculously changes itself and becomes Kanha land. So, actually overnight Agra became Vrindavan and if your reporter goes to Vrindavan after Pataka and the family lands up in Agra, you will find that Vrindavan is no more there and is resembling like Agra. This is Kanha's leela. He may not return Pataka's husband immediately, but he makes sure that her environment remains pure and reminds Pataka of Kanha all the time.

Originally posted by: alujna-21

so funny

Glad you liked it.

Originally posted by: bee5

Ha Ha Ha ... totally Hilarious ...😆😆😆
Ending was too good ..

BTW, it should have been 9 mins & 59 seconds .. instead of 99 sec .. nevertheless even that is fine .. bcos it could be the clock in the CB land where no one is allowed any questions. 😆

Thanks Bee.😉