DMG 13thMay - Snakes and Ladders - Page 3

Originally posted by: zainab25

Mars?

*crickets chirping*

Yello?

*crickets chirping, round 2*

*waves enthusiastically!*

Mars, the show is now quite interesting. It is at box 90 of the board game, and the snake is just about to spew venom. I think I need your analysis to compehend all of it now. 🤓

H = Houston. E=Enterprise

E: Houston, this is Enterprise.

H: Go ahead Enterprise

E: We have detected a high speed unidentified object leaving Earth's orbit

H: Can you calculate its course, where is it heading?

E: Will do that, Roger Out.

After half an hour

E: Houston this Enterprise

H: Go ahead Enterprise.

E: The unidentified object is heading towards mars and transmitting encrypted messages. Its their alien language.

H: Get it translated, you have BabelFish Mars English to Earth English translator.

E: Yes Houston, but our internet is down. Can we send in the message to you for translation

H: Okay, we can translate that for you but we rely more on google for that.

E: File Sent, over and out

after 10 minutes

H: Enterprise this is Houston

E: Go ahead, Houston

H: We have translated the message and its seems strange.

E: Never mind the strangeness, go ahead read it.

H: It reads quote "Returning to base. Have successfully acquired the popular jigsaw puzzle DVD named DMG. Arrange Mars Idol for completing jigsaw puzzle competition. Also got design and specification for robots which can repeats feats indefinitely, dance and act funny all the time without breaking down and a barbie doll which can striptease for kids. Arrange Humor and Sarcasm chamber replacement for Mars35913062 on urgent basis." end quote thats all Enterprise.

E: Thanks Houston. We don't think we have any threat from this object. By the way we can hear a chirping sound in your transmission.

H: Thats called a cricket sound. (giggle) Can you locate the source?

E: We have been able to focus our radar in that direction. Let's see what we can find there. Houston we can see a blip close to the position where the chirping sounds are emitting."

H: Can you use your Enterprise small system long range hubble telescope.

E: Yes Houston, please standby. Yes we can see a female waving hands towards the sky but it can't be us.

H: Female waving hands. These desperate women!! (sigh!). Is she stranded on some island.

E: Houston, yes she is stranded on the Island of Hope, we can receive her sound and she seems to be singing.

H: Thats strange, can you make out what is she singing

E: We can just send in the transliteration and you can get it translated. Here is the transliteration "pardesion se na akhian milaana, pardesion ko hai ik din jaana" got it Houston

H: Thanks Enterprise, you may now proceed with your mission, over and out.