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- Weight loss Programme :
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck..
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck..
sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing
and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four
days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is
delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised.
and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four
days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is
delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program.. The next day
there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,
sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.. She is wearing nothing but Reebok
running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,
sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.. She is wearing nothing but Reebok
running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the
same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the
same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers
that he has lost another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and
calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program.
that he has lost another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and
calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and
a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch
you, you are mine."
He lost 33 kilos that week. 😆
- Clever Girl!!!!
She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you"
The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"
"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
Cheers,
Pria
Kabhi Neem Neem Kabhi Shahad Shahad
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