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Top 10 Good Things About Being Named George W. Bush
10. Read my lips: I never pay taxes
9. I receive courtesy calls whenever Cheney has a heart attack
8. I always get the Presidential Suite at Motel 6 in downtown Cleveland
7. After sex, my wife hums "Hail to the Chief"
6. Whenever I get bored, I call the Texas Department of Corrections and have them execute a guy
5. Last week, I used an improperly addressed Halliburton contribution to buy myself a trampoline
4. I've been cleaning up on Denny's "Presidents Eat Free" promotion
3. Amusing late night phone calls from a drunk Tony Blair
2. People are pleasantly surprised that I'm not an idiot
1. The President offered me ten grand for a copy of my military records
10. Read my lips: I never pay taxes
9. I receive courtesy calls whenever Cheney has a heart attack
8. I always get the Presidential Suite at Motel 6 in downtown Cleveland
7. After sex, my wife hums "Hail to the Chief"
6. Whenever I get bored, I call the Texas Department of Corrections and have them execute a guy
5. Last week, I used an improperly addressed Halliburton contribution to buy myself a trampoline
4. I've been cleaning up on Denny's "Presidents Eat Free" promotion
3. Amusing late night phone calls from a drunk Tony Blair
2. People are pleasantly surprised that I'm not an idiot
1. The President offered me ten grand for a copy of my military records
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