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I just started watching DMG recently...and have a little something to say about this youth based show. I never watched it from the beginning, so am not a die hard fan like some ppl, but I will show you it from my perspective. Its meant to be light hearted and humorous and since I make fun of everything do not take offence.
DANA DANA DAAAAAAAAAA.
*DMG IN THE BEGINNING*
*Friendly doctors prance around Sanjeevani (sp?) hospital, all interns.*
Shilpa: Lala...*jogs...gets hit by a ball* OMG that so totally hurt?!
Karan: Don't worry there is a lot more where that came from...and besides we have to bear a lot more pain in the future.
*Playfully bicker...while secretly falling in love...DUH?!*
*Prancing and painfully glamorous emergency room scenarios continue.*
DOWN THE LINE...
Shilpa: Omg, I so totally love you, and i totally realized this while bandaging you up and not bearing to see you pain...so totally not cliche right?
Karan: love you more!
Shilpa: Hey did you ever wonder how glamorous this shot is? I mean if i can't handle a bandage job God only knows how I do in the emergency room.
Karan: But we don't actually handle real critical cases...gosh this is DMG not HOUSE! Get with the program Shilpa!
Shilpa: Right!
*Prancing continues*
*More scenes where Riddhima gives weird eye action and her eyes widen at the very site of Armaan...is she that shocked every time she sees him??!! Whatever prancing continues...CVs get bored of Shilpa...give her the axe.*
Audience: WHAT NO?! SHILPAAAA COME BACK! What the heck, we hate you CVs...die die die.! *Slit their own wrists in confusion, because they can't actually kill the CVs.*
*ENTER SUKRITI*
Audience: Booooooo
*CVs in panic mode without Shilpa...so they give Armaan new hair....duh?!*
Audience: woooo Armaan and new hair! woooo!
*Sukriti walks in the scene*
Audience member 1: Booo!
Member 2: wheres Shilpa?
Member 3: OMG forget them...wheres Armaan?
*Despite all of this prancing continues.*
Member 1: Shilpa *choking up* she isnt really coming back is she?
Member 2: Accept the new girl.
Member: Who cares, they all mindlessly prance around neways...has neone met doctors who have so much free time on their hands?!...and wheres ARMAAN?!
*More mindless prancing, cute Sukriti prances around...more intimate AR scenes.*
Audience: =O...wow just wow. It seems like love really is just physical...little more than dills coming together if u ask us...ah well...woooo!
*CVs get bored of Sukriti (this one has no apparent reason and axe her as well.)
Audience: What the....?
*Cricket chirps.*
*ENTER JENNIFER*
Audience member 1: OMG Shilpa is so coming back!...wait what, whose this? jenna winga who?
member 2: OMG guys but sukriti was so cute?! *cries*
member 3: I have no further comments...are they still going to prance or get real jobs any time soon?
member 4: as long as Armaan is in it.
*More romantic AR moments, engagements, but then...Armaan loses his memory!*
Audience: what?!
member 1: Hey is Shilpa ever going to come back...HEY MAYBE he will remember Shilpa when he gets his memory back and will run to her!
member 2: its not about an actor...its about Riddhima...he cant just run back to an old Riddhima...besides I like Jen
member 3: OMG, maybe this will actually turn in to a medical drama where there is a complex case concerning his memory loss *his hopes die later on.*
member 4: ZZZZZZ....i still think Sukriti is cute.
member 5: OMG Armaan is so hot when he loses his memory!!!
*LATER ON AFTER HE STARTS GETTING IT BACK HE GETS SHOT....DUH?!*
Audience: =O
member 1: What they are dead...this is a clear indication of shilpa coming back.
member 2: what? jenny died?!
member 3: Oh my gosh. thank God they are dead...stupid waste of my- *switches back to house*
member 4: Sukriti would have looked so cute dying.
member 5: OMG is it possible...Karan looks even hotter while dying.
*1 through 4 turn to look at 5*
member 5: sorry....just saying.
*DMG 2...AND THE PRANCING CONTINUES*
*Yuvi loves Naina, Sid loves Tamana but she gets axed (hmmmm isn't that familiar...blah...blah...blah.*
*SAAS BAHU ERA OF DMG*
Jennifer: OMG i am married, how did the story line come to this...is that even plausible...wheres the script head?
Karan W: yea....im wondering the same thing...weren't u like dead 5 minutes ago.
Audience: *actually kill the CVs with their phone calls so Karan G comes back.*
Karan G: I'M BACK!
Jennifer: So late...I married Sid...dont ask me how, it all happened so fast...the story actually makes sense to no one.
Karan W: Yea what is like a monkey the script head or something
*all laugh awkwardly*
*A monkey is shown sitting in the Star Plus office.*
Karan W: how did we all get here, we just changed the whole face of the show in like a couple of months...we are now officially an ekta kapoor serial.
Jennifer: YIPPEEE! I love ekta *both KW AND KG stare at her* im kidding...
Karan G: Can i just get back to doing intimate scenes with the ladies.
Karan W: wheres the audience now?
*Audience is shown to be sitting in war trenches, two flags SR and AR fly above each camp....READY STEADY FIRE! They beginning firing...that is forum posts at each other of course, what did you think guns?!*
Audience of DMG 1 (some who have stopped watching and some who continue to watch): OMG AR AR AR!
Fans of season 2 and Sid: SR SR SR!
*EVERYONE IN THE NEAR FUTURE*
Audience: *has nothing more to say.*
END END.
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