Ayumatics / Massimatics - Funny Math Answers

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Nihal: Chachu...

Veer:... [No response.. Busy thinking]

Nihal: Chachu... [shaking veer]

Veer:... [Lost in the thoughts of ayesha]

Nihal: CHACHOOOOOOO !!

Veer: Arey nihal.. Beta, aap itna chilla kyun rahe hai ? Kya baat hai ? Koi problem toh nahi na..

Nihal: Arey chachu.. Ab mein aap ke harkaton se bohot thak gaya hoon.. Please mere home work mein help keejiye na.. Mujhe pata nahi chal raha hai ki kaise solve karein !! Aur massi bhi bahar gayi hai..

Veer: Hmm.. Maasssiiiii... Hmm... [Dreamily - šŸ˜]

Nihal: Kya ? šŸ˜• Chachu, aaj kal aap ko ho kya gaya hai ? Aur yeh aap ke haathon mein, yeh photo kya hai ?

Veer: Arey nihal...

It is too late and nihal pulls the photo in veer's hand.. It is this photo..




Nihal: 😲 Chachu.. Aap aaj kal chori bhi kar rahein hai ? Oh no... Yeh massi ki album se gayab ho gayi hai.. Bechari.. Isko kab se dhoond rahi thi.. Chodiye.. Aur yeh problems solve keejiye..

Veer: 😳 Okay.. Book do..

Nihal will have faith in veer and will switch on the TV and settles himself on the couch.

Veer looks at the maths book and places the photo of ayesha on the page, on which he is not writing..

Problem 1:

[P.S. Luckily, the guy in the problem is with the name Veer]

Veer has Rs. 25. The money will be sufficient to watch a movie and if he opts for watching the circus show, he will still have 5 rupees left with him. Calculate, Profit, loss or savings made by veer. Suggest the best option that would satisfy him the most.

Veer smiles to himself.. He writes..

Ans:

Profit = 0
Loss = 0
Savings = Rs. 25

Veer puts 25 rupees back in to his pocket, makes his way to the office and starts watching ayesha instead of circus or movie.

Question 2:

If a boy can make 10 cakes in 3 hours, how many can he make in 5 hours ?

Veer's Ans: I don't know about the boy but i will make end number of cakes in 3 hours because, cakes are ayesha's favourite !!

Question 3:

What is the possibility of the dice falling on a 6 ?

If ayesha is there, there is no possibility. Becuase, I wont concentrate on the game but only on Ayesha. If she is not there, there is a good possibility of a 6 because, i will concentrate more.

He feels happy that, he finally finished the problems. He calls nihal..

Nihal: Arey waah chahcu. Itne jaldi.. Thank you soo much.. Dikhao aap ne kya likha ?

Nihal reads that and goes crazy looking at veer's ridiculous answers.. šŸ˜’ šŸ¤” Oh nooo chachu.. Yeh sab kya hai ? Har jagah par massi massi massi likha hai aap ne aur yeh kaise answers hai ? Yeh maths hai.. Psychology nahi.. Oh no.. Yeh kya kar diya aap ne ? Boliye na chachu.. Yeh kya hai ?

Veer: Beta, yeh Ayumatics hai.. Joh mere dill se aayi hai.. Aur aap isko, massimatics bula saktey hai.. Ayeshaaaa... [gets back to his dream land]

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tootiefrootie11 thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Ha ha- ayumatics- brilliant! Kaise soch ti ho yeh sabh sweetie?:) šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†
Aditi- look even Ayumatics has started for you:)
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Posted: 15 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh God this is too funny deepu ..bechara veer ki to bohat hi watt lagti hai nihal keh hatoon 🤪 really loved ur post Deepu ..keep posting that 😊
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: ccolkat

Ha ha- ayumatics- brilliant! Kaise soch ti ho yeh sabh sweetie?:) šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

Aditi- look even Ayumatics has started for you:)



hehe. thanks a lot di 😃 hehe.. bass. aise hi dimaag mein ideas tapak jaatey hai.. LOL...
hehe.. yeah.. ayumatics....
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: kiran_rd

🤣 Oh God this is too funny deepu ..bechara veer ki to bohat hi watt lagti hai nihal keh hatoon 🤪 really loved ur post Deepu ..keep posting that 😊



šŸ˜† thanks a lot for the comment di.. glad to know that, you are finding it funny... hahaha... poore watt lag gaya... hehe... thanks a lot for loving my post.. will keep posting more...
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Posted: 15 years ago
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kiran_rd,

thanks a lot for liking the post kiran di :)
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Posted: 15 years ago
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🤣...This is tooo funny...how on Earth dyu come up with these kinda thingsšŸ˜†....poor Veer he's really whipped!šŸ˜†šŸ˜†
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Deepu this is too funny yaar........pehle hi tumhara doosra thread padhke has ke haalat kharab thi ab yeh.......🤣🤣

Ayumatics......🤣
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Posted: 15 years ago
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hehehehehe.VERY FUNNY.This massimatics just cheer me up.U know what thios is coincidence that three days later is my maths paper.

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Posted: 15 years ago
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one of the best i have read sooo faršŸ‘ šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ¼
soooooooooo sweet,funny and moreover sooooooooo romanticā¤ļøā˜ŗļø
iss chachu ko kya ho gaya.....bachche ke samne khullam khulla romance kartahain........pata nahi chalta kaun kiska chachu hain🤣
love u deepuā¤ļøšŸ¤—
brilliant idea u applied behind this write -up
thanks yaar😃 😃

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