Another funny CID story written by CIDians! Come!

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Hey guys lets start another story thread...Funny and interesting!! 😆


I am starting. Continue after the person before yu! lolz 😛


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Abhi and Daya enter chatting with each other. Suddenly they stop seeing Acp sir angry like a 😡 red tomato 😆.


Acp- Tum mujhe baar baar kyon phone karte ho! (He was telling off someone on the phone!)

Abhi and Daya immediately come forward. Vivek, Tasha and Freddy are standing nearby, with 😕 scared expressions.

Abhi (whispering)- Vivek, kaun hain phone mein?


(Continue) 😊


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Posted: 15 years ago
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Freddy : Sir.... ACP sir ka Koi Chakkar wakkar toh nahi.....!!

Daya : Freddy....?? yeh kya keh rahe ho tum....?

Freddy : arey nahi nahi sir amin toh bas aise hi.....

Abhi : Aise hi kya..? haein...?

Vivek : Freddy sir... kisi ladki ka hona thoda mushkil hai... Sir ne " Karte " ho kaha... "karti" ho nahi...!!

Freddy... bas bas mujhe bataane ki zaruat nahi...!!

Vivek... nahi sir main toh bass.... (freddy gives a dirty look) Vivek giggles and stops...!

Daya : Chalo ACP sir se hi poochte hai.....!!

(continue)
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Posted: 15 years ago
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ACP comes out.....

ACP : kisse kyaa poochne ki baat ho rahi hai Daya...?

Abhijeet : arey sir... hum aapke paas hi aa rahe the...!

Daya : sir aap phone pe kuch pareshaan lag rahe the...?

ACP : nahi nahi...aisi koi baat nahi... waqt aane pe sab bata doonga.....

Freddy : (holds his stomach... starts wincing)

Abhi : arrey Freddy... tumhe kya hua..? heiin...? theek toh ho..?

Freddy.. Sir itna suspense control nahi ho raha... ACP sir please bataiye naa.....

ACP : Freddy... ab iss suspense k khulne ka toh tumhe wait karna ho hoga (raising his eyebrow)...!

continue 😉
Edited by somu_05 - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: somu_05

ACP comes out.....

ACP : kisse kyaa poochne ki baat ho rahi hai Daya...?

Abhijeet : arey sir... hum aapke paas hi aa rahe the...!

Daya : sir aap phone pe kuch pareshaan lag rahe the...?

ACP : nahi nahi...aisi koi baat nahi... waqt aane pe sab bata doonga.....

Freddy : (holds his stomach... starts wincing)

Abhi : arrey Freddy... tumhe kya hua..? heiin...? theek toh ho..?

Freddy.. Sir itna suspense control nahi ho raha... ACP sir please bataiye naa.....

ACP : Freddy... ab iss suspense k khulne ka toh tumhe wait karna ho hoga (raising his eyebrow)...!

continue 😉



Acp leaves,

Abhijeet: Yeh Acp saab bhi naa! har baar kuch suspense humaare liye rakhte hain. Saaf- saaf kuch bhi nahi bataate.

Daya: Waqt aane par bata denge. Thode tension mein honge. high rank officers ki meeting jo hone waali hai

Abhijeet: Mujhe kuch gadbad lag raha hai. Achanak se ek meeting kis liye? Koi gambheer mamla hai. Pata nahi kya hoga. Pata chala hai ki london ke police department ka ek officer bhi is meeting mein shaamil hoga. Aaakhir baat kya ho sakti hai?

Vivek: Sir,Yeh toh meeting ke baad hi pata chalega.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Scene- Bureau

Abhi and Daya enter chatting with each other. Suddenly they stop seeing Acp sir angry like a 😡 red tomato 😆.


Acp- Tum mujhe baar baar kyon phone karte ho! (He was telling off someone on the phone!)

Abhi and Daya immediately come forward. Vivek, Tasha and Freddy are standing nearby, with 😕 scared expressions.

Abhi (whispering)- Vivek, kaun hain phone mein?

Freddy : Sir.... ACP sir ka Koi Chakkar wakkar toh nahi.....!!

Daya : Freddy....?? yeh kya keh rahe ho tum....?

Freddy : arey nahi nahi sir amin toh bas aise hi.....

Abhi : Aise hi kya..? haein...?

Vivek : Freddy sir... kisi ladki ka hona thoda mushkil hai... Sir ne " Karte " ho kaha... "karti" ho nahi...!!

Freddy... bas bas mujhe bataane ki zaruat nahi...!!

Vivek... nahi sir main toh bass.... (freddy gives a dirty look) Vivek giggles and stops...!

Daya : Chalo ACP sir se hi poochte hai.....!!

ACP comes out.....

ACP : kisse kyaa poochne ki baat ho rahi hai Daya...?

Abhijeet : arey sir... hum aapke paas hi aa rahe the...!

Daya : sir aap phone pe kuch pareshaan lag rahe the...?

ACP : nahi nahi...aisi koi baat nahi... waqt aane pe sab bata doonga.....

Freddy : (holds his stomach... starts wincing)

Abhi : arrey Freddy... tumhe kya hua..? heiin...? theek toh ho..?

Freddy.. Sir itna suspense control nahi ho raha... ACP sir please bataiye naa.....

ACP : Freddy... ab iss suspense k khulne ka toh tumhe wait karna ho hoga (raising his eyebrow)...!

Acp leaves,

Abhijeet: Yeh Acp saab bhi naa! har baar kuch suspense humaare liye rakhte hain. Saaf- saaf kuch bhi nahi bataate.

Daya: Waqt aane par bata denge. Thode tension mein honge. high rank officers ki meeting jo hone waali hai

Abhijeet: Mujhe kuch gadbad lag raha hai. Achanak se ek meeting kis liye? Koi gambheer mamla hai. Pata nahi kya hoga. Pata chala hai ki london ke police department ka ek officer bhi is meeting mein shaamil hoga. Aaakhir baat kya ho sakti hai?

Vivek: Sir,Yeh toh meeting ke baad hi pata chalega

Tasha- yeh London officer kaun hai?

Freddy- Suna hain uska bhi naam Abhijeet hain

Daya and Abhijeet- KYA?!



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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: drilabh

Scene- Bureau

Abhi and Daya enter chatting with each other. Suddenly they stop seeing Acp sir angry like a 😡 red tomato 😆.


Acp- Tum mujhe baar baar kyon phone karte ho! (He was telling off someone on the phone!)

Abhi and Daya immediately come forward. Vivek, Tasha and Freddy are standing nearby, with 😕 scared expressions.

Abhi (whispering)- Vivek, kaun hain phone mein?

Freddy : Sir.... ACP sir ka Koi Chakkar wakkar toh nahi.....!!

Daya : Freddy....?? yeh kya keh rahe ho tum....?

Freddy : arey nahi nahi sir amin toh bas aise hi.....

Abhi : Aise hi kya..? haein...?

Vivek : Freddy sir... kisi ladki ka hona thoda mushkil hai... Sir ne " Karte " ho kaha... "karti" ho nahi...!!

Freddy... bas bas mujhe bataane ki zaruat nahi...!!

Vivek... nahi sir main toh bass.... (freddy gives a dirty look) Vivek giggles and stops...!

Daya : Chalo ACP sir se hi poochte hai.....!!

ACP comes out.....

ACP : kisse kyaa poochne ki baat ho rahi hai Daya...?

Abhijeet : arey sir... hum aapke paas hi aa rahe the...!

Daya : sir aap phone pe kuch pareshaan lag rahe the...?

ACP : nahi nahi...aisi koi baat nahi... waqt aane pe sab bata doonga.....

Freddy : (holds his stomach... starts wincing)

Abhi : arrey Freddy... tumhe kya hua..? heiin...? theek toh ho..?

Freddy.. Sir itna suspense control nahi ho raha... ACP sir please bataiye naa.....

ACP : Freddy... ab iss suspense k khulne ka toh tumhe wait karna ho hoga (raising his eyebrow)...!

Acp leaves,

Abhijeet: Yeh Acp saab bhi naa! har baar kuch suspense humaare liye rakhte hain. Saaf- saaf kuch bhi nahi bataate.

Daya: Waqt aane par bata denge. Thode tension mein honge. high rank officers ki meeting jo hone waali hai

Abhijeet:
Mujhe kuch gadbad lag raha hai. Achanak se ek meeting kis liye? Koi
gambheer mamla hai. Pata nahi kya hoga. Pata chala hai ki london ke
police department ka ek officer bhi is meeting mein shaamil hoga.
Aaakhir baat kya ho sakti hai?

Vivek: Sir,Yeh toh meeting ke baad hi pata chalega

Tasha- yeh London officer kaun hai?

Freddy- Suna hain uska bhi naam Abhijeet hain

Daya and Abhijeet- KYA?!





Daya: kaheen tum us abhijeet ki baat nahi kar rahe hona jiske saath humne london mein diamond robbery ka case solve kiya tha. Yaad hai boss, london police ne humaari madad ke liya use bheja tha.

Abhijeet: Acha, Acha woh Abhijeet . Lekin ab woh kis silsilay mein yahaan aaya hai?

Acp comes.

Acp (on the phone): Maine tumhe pehle bhi mana kiya tha na phone karne ke liye. Tumhaare jaan ko khatra hai. Mein tumhe baad me phone karonga. (he turns to the team) Abhijeet, daya tumhe kal airport se us londonwaale Abhijeet ko pick up karna hoga.

Abhijeet: Sir aakhir baat kya hai. Woh achaanak se yahaan kyun aa raha hai? Aur ye meting bhi kis liye? Kuch gadbad hai kya?

ACP: Haan aisa hi kuch hai. Kuch hi dino mein tumhe sab kuch pata chal jaayega. Aur ek zaroori baat. Tum sab apni packing shuru karlo. Ek case ke silsilay mein hume london jaana pad sakta hai.

(Entire cid team awestruck): LONDON!!!!!

ACP: Haan kyun bhai, naam pehle suna nahi hai kya?

Fredericks: nahi sir. suna hai london mein kaafi thand hai. Abhi abhi manali jaakar aaye hain sir. Hum koi aur jagah nahi jaa sakte ?

ACP (angrily) : ye lo! ek se badkar ek namune hai is cid team mein. Freddy hum koi picnic manaane nahi jaa rahe hain. ek case ki taikikaat karne ke liye wahaan jaana hai.

Abhijeet: Kya freddy tum bhi. Accha sir, kya taari.. ahem.. mera matlab forensic team bhi aayegi humaare saath?

ACP: Haan kyun nahi. Saath mein tumhaari aur taarika ki shaadi aur honeymonn ka bandobast bhi kar denge . Ab toh khush hona

Abhijeet (blushing): Kya sir aap bhi.

Daya (changing the topic): Sir abhijeet kitne baje ki flight se aa raha hai.

ACP: Flight ka arrival time 9a.m. hai. Lekin security reasons ki wajah se woh apni pehchaan badalkar aayega. Phone par wahi tha. Meeting ke baad hume uske saath london jaana padega.
Edited by abhijeetdaya - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Daya: kaheen tum us abhijeet ki baat nahi kar rahe hona jiske saath humne london mein diamond robbery ka case solve kiya tha. Yaad hai boss, london police ne humaari madad ke liya use bheja tha.

Abhijeet: Acha, Acha woh Abhijeet . Lekin ab woh kis silsilay mein yahaan aaya hai?

Acp comes.

Acp (on the phone): Maine tumhe pehle bhi mana kiya tha na phone karne ke liye. Tumhaare jaan ko khatra hai. Mein tumhe baad me phone karonga. (he turns to the team) Abhijeet, daya tumhe kal airport se us londonwaale Abhijeet ko pick up karna hoga.

Abhijeet: Sir aakhir baat kya hai. Woh achaanak se yahaan kyun aa raha hai? Aur ye meting bhi kis liye? Kuch gadbad hai kya?

ACP: Haan aisa hi kuch hai. Kuch hi dino mein tumhe sab kuch pata chal jaayega. Aur ek zaroori baat. Tum sab apni packing shuru karlo. Ek case ke silsilay mein hume london jaana pad sakta hai.

(Entire cid team awestruck): LONDON!!!!!

ACP: Haan kyun bhai, naam pehle suna nahi hai kya?

Fredericks: nahi sir. suna hai london mein kaafi thand hai. Abhi abhi manali jaakar aaye hain sir. Hum koi aur jagah nahi jaa sakte ?

ACP (angrily) : ye lo! ek se badkar ek namune hai is cid team mein. Freddy hum koi picnic manaane nahi jaa rahe hain. ek case ki taikikaat karne ke liye wahaan jaana hai.

Abhijeet: Kya freddy tum bhi. Accha sir, kya taari.. ahem.. mera matlab forensic team bhi aayegi humaare saath?

ACP: Haan kyun nahi. Saath mein tumhaari aur taarika ki shaadi aur honeymonn ka bandobast bhi kar denge . Ab toh khush hona

Abhijeet (blushing): Kya sir aap bhi.

Daya (changing the topic): Sir abhijeet kitne baje ki flight se aa raha hai.

ACP: Flight ka arrival time 9a.m. hai. Lekin security reasons ki wajah se woh apni pehchaan badalkar aayega. Phone mein wahi tha. Meeting ke baad hume uske saath london jaana padega.



Abhi- pehchaan badalkar?

Daya- humme kaise usko pehchanliye? aapke pass uska naya chehra ki photo hain?

Acp- nahi. lekin woh toh tum dono ko jaante hain....

Freddy- i hope abhijeet sir bankar nahi aayega woh..

Acp- matlab?

Freddy- sir agar woh ekdum abhijeet sir ka chehra...

Abhi- yeh kaise hoga freddy!

Daya- lekin boss, agar aise hote hain toh kya hoga?

Acp- agar aise hote hai toh tumhaara bhi jaan khatere mei aayega....


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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: drilabh


Abhi- pehchaan badalkar?

Daya- humme kaise usko pehchanliye? aapke pass uska naya chehra ki photo hain?

Acp- nahi. lekin woh toh tum dono ko jaante hain....

Freddy- i hope abhijeet sir bankar nahi aayega woh..

Acp- matlab?

Freddy- sir agar woh ekdum abhijeet sir ka chehra...

Abhi- yeh kaise hoga freddy!

Daya- lekin boss, agar aise hote hain toh kya hoga?

Acp- agar aise hote hai toh tumhaara bhi jaan khatere mei aayega....




Abhi - kya? 😲 (slowly to Daya) Daya agar mujhe kuch ho jaay to Taarika ka dhyaan rakhna. wo seh nai paayegi wo 😕

ACP sir - kya kusur pusur ho rahi hai Abhijeet?
Abhi - kuch nai sir, main to sirf ye keh raha tha k, ek to mera naam copy kiya usne aur ab chehra copy kar ke mujhe phansaa dega kya?

ACP - haan haan theek hai, ab jaldi taiyaari shuru karo, bakwaas baad mein!


(Continue)
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Scene- Bureau

Abhi and Daya enter chatting with each other. Suddenly they stop seeing Acp sir angry like a 😡 red tomato 😆.
Acp- Tum mujhe baar baar kyon phone karte ho! (He was telling off someone on the phone!)
Abhi and Daya immediately come forward. Vivek, Tasha and Freddy are standing nearby, with 😕 scared expressions.
Abhi (whispering)- Vivek, kaun hain phone mein?
Freddy : Sir.... ACP sir ka Koi Chakkar wakkar toh nahi.....!!
Daya : Freddy....?? yeh kya keh rahe ho tum....?
Freddy : arey nahi nahi sir amin toh bas aise hi.....
Abhi : Aise hi kya..? hain...?
Vivek : Freddy sir... kisi ladki ka hona thoda mushkil hai... Sir ne " Karte " ho kaha... "karti" ho nahi...!!
Freddy... bas bas mujhe bataane ki zaruat nahi...!!
Vivek... nahi sir main toh bass.... (freddy gives a dirty look) Vivek giggles and stops...!
Daya : Chalo ACP sir se hi poochte hai.....!!
ACP comes out.....
ACP : kisse kyaa poochne ki baat ho rahi hai Daya...?
Abhijeet : arey sir... hum aapke paas hi aa rahe the...!
Daya : sir aap phone pe kuch pareshaan lag rahe the...?
ACP : nahi nahi...aisi koi baat nahi... waqt aane pe sab bata doonga.....
Freddy : (holds his stomach... starts wincing)
Abhi : arrey Freddy... tumhe kya hua..? heiin...? theek toh ho..?
Freddy.. Sir itna suspense control nahi ho raha... ACP sir please bataiye naa.....
ACP : Freddy... ab iss suspense k khulne ka toh tumhe wait karna ho hoga (raising his eyebrow)...!
Acp leaves,
Abhijeet: Yeh Acp saab bhi naa! har baar kuch suspense humaare liye rakhte hain. Saaf- saaf kuch bhi nahi bataate.
Daya: Waqt aane par bata denge. Thode tension mein honge. high rank officers ki meeting jo hone waali hai
Abhijeet:
Mujhe kuch gadbad lag raha hai. Achanak se ek meeting kis liye? Koi
gambheer mamla hai. Pata nahi kya hoga. Pata chala hai ki london ke
police department ka ek officer bhi is meeting mein shaamil hoga.
Aaakhir baat kya ho sakti hai?
Vivek: Sir,Yeh toh meeting ke baad hi pata chalega
Tasha- yeh London officer kaun hai?
Freddy- Suna hain uska bhi naam Abhijeet hain
Daya and Abhijeet- KYA?!
Daya: kaheen tum us abhijeet ki baat nahi kar rahe hona jiske saath humne london mein diamond robbery ka case solve kiya tha. Yaad hai boss, london police ne humaari madad ke liya use bheja tha.
Abhijeet: Acha, Acha woh Abhijeet . Lekin ab woh kis silsilay mein yahaan aaya hai?
Acp comes.
Acp (on the phone): Maine tumhe pehle bhi mana kiya tha na phone karne ke liye. Tumhaare jaan ko khatra hai. Mein tumhe baad me phone karonga. (he turns to the team) Abhijeet, daya tumhe kal airport se us londonwaale Abhijeet ko pick up karna hoga.
Abhijeet: Sir aakhir baat kya hai. Woh achaanak se yahaan kyun aa raha hai? Aur ye meting bhi kis liye? Kuch gadbad hai kya?
ACP: Haan aisa hi kuch hai. Kuch hi dino mein tumhe sab kuch pata chal jaayega. Aur ek zaroori baat. Tum sab apni packing shuru karlo. Ek case ke silsilay mein hume london jaana pad sakta hai.
(Entire cid team awestruck): LONDON!!!!!
ACP: Haan kyun bhai, naam pehle suna nahi hai kya?
Fredericks: nahi sir. suna hai london mein kaafi thand hai. Abhi abhi manali jaakar aaye hain sir. Hum koi aur jagah nahi jaa sakte ?
ACP (angrily) : ye lo! ek se badkar ek namune hai is cid team mein. Freddy hum koi picnic manaane nahi jaa rahe hain. ek case ki taikikaat karne ke liye wahaan jaana hai.
Abhijeet: Kya freddy tum bhi. Accha sir, kya taari.. ahem.. mera matlab forensic team bhi aayegi humaare saath?
ACP: Haan kyun nahi. Saath mein tumhaari aur taarika ki shaadi aur honeymonn ka bandobast bhi kar denge . Ab toh khush hona
Abhijeet (blushing): Kya sir aap bhi.
Daya (changing the topic): Sir abhijeet kitne baje ki flight se aa raha hai.
ACP: Flight ka arrival time 9a.m. hai. Lekin security reasons ki wajah se woh apni pehchaan badalkar aayega. Phone mein wahi tha. Meeting ke baad hume uske saath london jaana padega.
Abhi- pehchaan badalkar?
Daya- humme kaise usko pehchanliye? aapke pass uska naya chehra ki photo hain?
Acp- nahi. lekin woh toh tum dono ko jaante hain....
Freddy- i hope abhijeet sir bankar nahi aayega woh..
Acp- matlab?
Freddy- sir agar woh ekdum abhijeet sir ka chehra...
Abhi- yeh kaise hoga freddy!
Daya- lekin boss, agar aise hote hain toh kya hoga?
Acp- agar aise hote hai toh tumhaara bhi jaan khatere mei aayega....
Acp- agar aise hote hai toh tumhaara bhi jaan khatere mei aayega....
Abhi - kya? 😲 (slowly to Daya) Daya agar mujhe kuch ho jaay to Taarika ka dhyaan rakhna. wo seh nai paayegi wo 😕
ACP sir - kya kusur pusur ho rahi hai Abhijeet?
Abhi - kuch nai sir, main to sirf ye keh raha tha k, ek to mera naam copy kiya usne aur ab chehra copy kar ke mujhe phansaa dega kya?
ACP - haan haan theek hai, ab jaldi taiyaari shuru karo, bakwaas baad mein!


Scene- Airport
(Daya and Abhi have come the next day to pick up abhijeet(2). the fight has arrived but they could not see the london officer yet.)
Daya- Boss.
Abhi-Haan Daya?
Daya-Woh dekho...
(They saw a man walking towards him. he was resembling abhi a lot!)
Abhi-My god! yeh kya? Ain!


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Cid-ians plz continue!!!!! visrom, sunny, tgodse, somu, ramya... where r u all !!!!!

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