Discussion: Santa Banta Jokes

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

lol i ve heard them before...but they r still funny wenever u read them...😆😆😆

here's one i found:

By: ladoo@lotiroti.com

Again, Santa declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me Rs. 50, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you Rs. 5000."

This catches Santa's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

Santa doesn't say a word, reaches into his purse, pulls out a Rs. 50 bill, and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn." Santa asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes back with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail. After an hour,
he wakes Santa and hands him Rs. 5000. Santa thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs Santa and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, Santa reaches into his purse, hands the lawyer Rs. 50, and goes back to sleep. And you thought Sardars were dumb.

santa radio lae k tatte karan janda aa jado wapis anda aa te banta kehnda aaj te badeh raman nal kiti honi aa. Santa kehnda kahda maja! karan laga te jan gan man shru ho geya radio te khade ho k karne pae..

3 sardar picnic manan jande aa. ohte ponchh k ohna nu pata lagda aa k oh pepsi di botal kareh hi bhul aae ne fer tiey hunda aa sab toh chota laen jae ga oh ek Sharat te janda aa ke tusi samose nae khao ge jine der tak mea vapis nae anda.oh chale janda aa 1 din ho janda oh vapis nae anda 2 din hoe oh nae aaeya fer dona ne fesla kita k apa samose khalea,, dona ne samose hath vich fadeh te chota sardar pichle paseyo nikal k kehnda j ehda karo ge te mea nae jana