~::Joke's thread::~ Joke 15: Pg 17: 6th Mar - Page 10

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Posted: 15 years ago
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wow yaz....that was hilarious🤣
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#92
ha ha ha ha
preet is so funny
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Awesome Jokes...


Hindli translation we always do this in school.....
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wow love this thread
love the jokes
continue soon
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Yaz,
Tnx for the PM..I've been reading these jokes and they're hilarious LOL !!
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Joke 15


Divorcing after 45 years, Lalit from London calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough!"


"Pops, what are you talking about?" Preet screams.


"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," Lalit says."We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her!"


Frantic, Preet calls Veera, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."


She calls London immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,don't do a thing,DO YOU HEAR ME?" and then she hangs up.


Lalit hangs up his phone and turns to his wife Gayathri. "Okay", he says,"They're coming for Diwali and they are paying for their own travel fare."



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Posted: 15 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 does lalit do this every diwali???? 😆

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