~::Joke's thread::~ Joke 15: Pg 17: 6th Mar

Prem and Heer drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs...

Prem asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the Heer replied, " they're my in-laws."

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Prem read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.

Heer replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

Prem then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

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Prem said to Heer one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. "

Heer responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

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Prem and Heer were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. Heer said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

Prem said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Heer replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Prem replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says........ .."HEBREWS"

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Prem and Heer were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, Prem realized that the next day, he would need Heer to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, Prem woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why Heer hadn't woken him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."

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Moral: God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.....😉....😆.....

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Awesome thread yaz!!!!


Luvin the jokes!!!

awesome YAzi dear............
know what i liked moral the most...lolz...
but jokes were fab....

love,
suhana.

great work!!!! especially the moral......loved it!!!! 🤣

Yaz ki bachchiiii 😆😆😆

That was hilarious Expecially the third One and the MORAL.....👏

That was just tooooo good 😃

hii yaz