Originally posted by: debayon
He probably have a confused look on his face and after some time, he'll say "Aain?" đ
You know what...Abhijeet is the only guy who can be the umpire when ACP is bowling...out of the entire CID team, no one else has the guts to give 'not out' when ACP bowls.
Scene : ACP Bowling, Fredricks batting, Vivek at non-striker's end.
ACP bowls and the 3 stumps fly off in 3 directions.
ACP : Chalo Fredrick, tum out ho gaye...waapas jaao.
Fredricks : Lekin sir.....
ACP : Kya Lekin...dekho tumhare stumps kahan bikhar gaye hain.
Vivek : Sir, lekin woh no-ball hai sir.
ACP : KYA!!!
(...and glares at Umpire Abhijeet, who has his right hand raised horizontally.)
Kya Abhijeet....tum Fredricks ka saath de rahe ho...
Abhijeet : Nahin sir, aapka pair crease ke baahar tha...dekhiye (and shows ACP's footprint)
ACP: Kuch to gadbad hai Abhijeet....Woh mera pair nahin hai...Fredricks ka hai...pichle run lete samay uske pair ka nishan pad gaya.
Salunkhe, chalo plaster of paris laao....footprint match karo......Yeh no-ball nahin hai.
Edited by visrom - 15 years ago
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