what if cid members play cricket?

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Posted: 15 years ago
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here is another one:

if the cid team would be playing a cricket match then their roles would be as follows:

1.acp-offspinner(because of his hand movements and fingers)

2.daya-fast bowler(to break the stumps)

3.abhijeet-umpire(to hear sounds of the bat)

4.frederics-commentator(for cracking lame jokes)

5.dr. salunkhe-pitch curator(using the magical liquids)

6. tarika and tasha -cheerleaders

7.vivek-drinks boy (cause everyone makes him work)

8.b.p. singh-third umpire(director)




any other suggestions are welcomed

please do comment 😉

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: devashri

here is another one:

if the cid team would be playing a cricket match then their roles would be as follows:

1.acp-offspinner(because of his hand movements and fingers)

2.daya-fast bowler(to break the stumps)

3.abhijeet-umpire(to hear sounds of the bat)

4.frederics-commentator(for cracking lame jokes)

5.dr. salunkhe-pitch curator(using the magical liquids)

6. tarika and tasha -cheerleaders

7.vivek-drinks boy (cause everyone makes him work)

8.b.p. singh-third umpire(director)




any other suggestions are welcomed

please do comment 😉



hahahah good good......!!!!! waise whos the batsman...?? hahaha... well i feel daya ko batsman banana chahiye...... u knw woh sabko THOK deta hai.1..!!! lol :p
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: devashri

here is another one:

if the cid team would be playing a cricket match then their roles would be as follows:

1.acp-offspinner(because of his hand movements and fingers)

2.daya-fast bowler(to break the stumps)

3.abhijeet-umpire(to hear sounds of the bat)

4.frederics-commentator(for cracking lame jokes)

5.dr. salunkhe-pitch curator(using the magical liquids)

6. tarika and tasha -cheerleaders

7.vivek-drinks boy (cause everyone makes him work)

8.b.p. singh-third umpire(director)




any other suggestions are welcomed

please do comment 😉




lolzzz good one
vivek-drinks boy?funny as hell🤣

and I agree with somu daya should be a batsman
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Haha, actually in real life, Shivaji Satan is very fond of cricket.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: debayon

Haha, actually in real life, Shivaji Satan is very fond of cricket.


really? I didn't know that . He would definitely do the offspinner role well LOLZZ😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: devashri


really? I didn't know that . He would definitely do the offspinner role well LOLZZ😆

He can do gogglny occasionally, and in an LBW decision, all he has to do is open his eyes wide and the umpire will just get intimidated and raise the finger. 😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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lolzz 🤣 ya especially since abhijeet is the umpire. He will have to think twice before giving not out😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: devashri

lolzz 🤣 ya especially since abhijeet is the umpire. He will have to think twice before giving not out😆

He probably have a confused look on his face and after some time, he'll say "Aain?" 😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: debayon

He probably have a confused look on his face and after some time, he'll say "Aain?" 😆

You know what...Abhijeet is the only guy who can be the umpire when ACP is bowling...out of the entire CID team, no one else has the guts to give 'not out' when ACP bowls.
Scene : ACP Bowling, Fredricks batting, Vivek at non-striker's end.
ACP bowls and the 3 stumps fly off in 3 directions.
ACP : Chalo Fredrick, tum out ho gaye...waapas jaao.
Fredricks : Lekin sir.....
ACP : Kya Lekin...dekho tumhare stumps kahan bikhar gaye hain.
Vivek : Sir, lekin woh no-ball hai sir.
ACP : KYA!!!
(...and glares at Umpire Abhijeet, who has his right hand raised horizontally.)
Kya Abhijeet....tum Fredricks ka saath de rahe ho...
Abhijeet : Nahin sir, aapka pair crease ke baahar tha...dekhiye (and shows ACP's footprint)
ACP: Kuch to gadbad hai Abhijeet....Woh mera pair nahin hai...Fredricks ka hai...pichle run lete samay uske pair ka nishan pad gaya.
Salunkhe, chalo plaster of paris laao....footprint match karo......Yeh no-ball nahin hai.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: visrom

You know what...Abhijeet is the only guy who can be the umpire when ACP is bowling...out of the entire CID team, no one else has the guts to give 'not out' when ACP bowls.

Scene : ACP Bowling, Fredricks batting, Vivek at non-striker's end.
ACP bowls and the 3 stumps fly off in 3 directions.
ACP : Chalo Fredrick, tum out ho gaye...waapas jaao.
Fredricks : Lekin sir.....
ACP : Kya Lekin...dekho tumhare stumps kahan bikhar gaye hain.
Vivek : Sir, lekin woh no-ball hai sir.
ACP : KYA!!!
(...and glares at Umpire Abhijeet, who has his right hand raised horizontally.)
Kya Abhijeet....tum Fredricks ka saath de rahe ho...
Abhijeet : Nahin sir, aapka pair crease ke baahar tha...dekhiye (and shows ACP's footprint)
ACP: Kuch to gadbad hai Abhijeet....Woh mera pair nahin hai...Fredricks ka hai...pichle run lete samay uske pair ka nishan pad gaya.
Salunkhe, chalo plaster of paris laao....footprint match karo......Yeh no-ball nahin hai.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL
Oh, it's great Visrom! let me add something more:
Freddy: keya sir, meri wife match dekh rahi hai, agar main out ho gaya, toh woh mujhe ghar mein ghusne nehi degi!
ACP: aur agar tum out nehi hue, toh main tumhe bureau mein ghusne nehi dunga, samjhe!
Freddy:
Salunkhe": ACP saab, footprint match ho gaya! yeh footprint aphika hai
ACP: aisa ho hi nehi sakta! zarur yeh kisi match-fixing ka chakkar hai! Daya, pata karo!
Abhijit: Arre sir, agar apko Dr. Salunkhe par varosa nehi hai, toh Dr. Tarikako boliye na, footprint match karne ke liye!
Salunkhe:😡

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