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To all those member's who aren't married?
These are very funny views about marriage...
Maybe you may not want to get married after you read 1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence(a life sentence).2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.😭
3. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
4.Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.😡
5. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
6. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes. 😕
7. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock😳
8. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.😉
9.When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. 😆
10.After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.👏
3. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
4.Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.😡
5. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
6. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes. 😕
7. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock😳
8. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.😉
9.When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. 😆
10.After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.👏
