Secret Letters from a dufford to her Malik

fuzzyface

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Posted: 16 years ago

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This was started by Bumtrinket

i tght it wld be fun to have ppl write santu's letter to DM and their reply.

I'lll start

Dear Malik of Dharampur,

I am a big fan of yours and I have always admired your charisma in running the town.

I am writing this letter to express my feelings of admiration for you. So plz accept me as your friend.

So since we're friends, I have sent some Loreal hair colouring product with this letter. Plz use it and colour your hair n mooch to black because You're worth it

Sincerely,

Yours Trully

😆

plz continue

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alias90

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Posted: 16 years ago

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Dear Malik,

I see you haven't had a chance to reply to my last letter. That's okay, I am still an avid admirer of yours.

I hope you didn't burn your fingers, I stamped this envelope many times with "WARNING-HOT TEA ENCLOSED"

I have heard you like your Chai.

Kiss kiss. Hug hug. Mwah.

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Yours Truly

Your Favourite Dufford Che.

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bumtrinket

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Posted: 16 years ago

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Dear Truly,

My favorite Dufford is currently grinding wheat far, far away. I had your tea and decided you can be my second favorite Dufford.

I used your L'Oreal. It said to try a small section first, so I dyed my mooch. I now have a green mooch. You really are a Dufford.

Please do not tell my family where I can be found. I have a headache already.

Sincerely,
Ex - Malik.

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fuzzyface

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Posted: 16 years ago

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Dear The Person who wrote the letter,

I am shocked to receive such a letter but for your information I am a married man. I can understand your admiration with me (you're not the only one) but I must say that we can only be friends coz I have my priya santudi.

She gets very jealous of other women, fake actress and catwalk models.

Thank you for the hair colouring and hot tea, which btw taste like my chokri's.

Sincerely,

Ex Malik of Dharampur

Santu Loyalist

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-SilverFlames-

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Posted: 16 years ago

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Dear, Malik,

I hope you enjoyed the chai, i sent with the last letter.. I had put a lot of love into it.. I wish you could come and meet me as I have difficulty doing my saree and i hear you know exactly how to fix it..

Come soon

My love, hugs and kisses...

Yours Forever

Dufford

P.S. I love you...xxxx

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Posted: 16 years ago

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Dear Malik,

Mein aap ki santo likh rahi hoon - yes i can read and write even in english.

I know you are very angry with me, but i had to do what i did and i am proud that you still trust me, but what has happened over the years is not right. - but who cares about these idiots now - all i want to see is you.

I remember every moment we had shared, we both stuck by ecah other through bad and good - i know i have hurt you -but please ab yeh santudi aap ki bina nahin jee sakti

Please can you come home - i miss you loads and will never leave you ever again

come home and we will go away from here(we have many admirers who will let us live with them), lets leave these airheads here😉 oh and i will make you lipton chai

Aap ki dufford, santudi xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

p.s. all our fans are waiting for our sanraj scenes

i dont know if i hvae rote this letter coreect i have wrote it from santos point of view - which she would never write

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alias90

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Posted: 16 years ago

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Dear Malik,

Last night was a wonderful night for machars and I wondered where my personal machar killing machine was. Haila. 😳

I'm assuming tonight I will have to suffer all those machars again, come! We can spend the night innocently machar maroing.

Cough cough, wink wink, smirk smirk, ..oh god, here comes Khemi the airhead! Must dash my budha-darling, before I get infected...

Oh. I also heard you were going home for a few days, might I suggest some Dettol be taken with you?

Do take care...

Yours Duffordly,

Malkin of Duffordpur.

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fuzzyface

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Posted: 16 years ago

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Dear Dufford ( I like that name btw),

Did you say machar maroing.???

I am game baby let secretly go to Pavagad for some saree fixing

Love,

Me DM

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-SilverFlames-

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Posted: 16 years ago

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Dear Dufford..(seeing as you sign every letter by that name)

I am blushing and shocked.. I can't believe you know soo much about me..I mean its all very overwhelming but you see as I told you I am married.. Im not sure I could commit adultery against my priya Santudii.. I mean she is a bit of a dufford but she amazing..

Sorry I can't help..

Take Care and thanks for all your love..

Dharamraj

Ex-Malik..

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rpmenon

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Posted: 16 years ago

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Originally posted by: fuzzyface
Dear The Person who wrote the letter,

I am shocked to receive such a letter but for your information I am a married man. I can understand your admiration with me (you're not the only one) but I must say that we can only be friends coz I have my priya santudi.

She gets very jealous of other women, fake actressand catwalk models.

Thank you for the hair colouring and hot tea, which btw taste like my chokri's.

Sincerely,

Ex Malik of Dharampur

Santu Loyalist

Awwwwwwwwwwww 😳 😳

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