Secret Letters from a dufford to her Malik - Page 2

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Nice idea, Fuzz! Some great letters from all of you😃
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Great letters all!
Me not motivated to write to DM until i see his new look!
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Amazing and lovely letters ladies filled with Humor...
keep it comin' as I am enjoy reading it
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Dear Malik,
Last night a man threw away my payal. 😭
The payal was given to me by my husband.
It wasn't his gift to destroy.
Do you think this man should be punished?
I think he should be my personal slave for a whole year, what say you? 😛
Yours Truly,
Empress of Duffordland
Ex-malkin of Chai-Island
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Dear Dufford..

So you must be lakshmi.. Who came to look after Toral? Am I right?.. Why didn't you introduce yourself properly? Instead you hid you face.. We could have had some of that yummy chai you sent me..
Slave? Not sure i'd be any good at that..
We should meet up seeing as we live under the same roof? So when can you come and see me? Im fed up with all the fruit everyone keeps forcing upon me
Ex Malix..
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Dear Dufford,
How dare this man throw away the payal your husband gave you? Tell me who is this man and I will sort him out.
Speaking of payal .... I miss the sounds from my priya santundi's payal so much that I can never hear the sounds as it makes me very sad.
Anyway coming back to your story, I will send my son, who is doing a pathetic job as the Malik to give this idiot a dhand.
Happy?
Sincerely,
Ex M of D
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Dear Malik,
Aaap bhi dufford che?
If you send this Con-Malik of a son of yours, then will he give any decent dhand? No. I don't think so.
I suggest you get up from your lazy behind and do something about it. Why send a bili when I require the services of a sher?
So dissapointed Malik, after all I heard about you.. Tsk. Lalat hai aap par!
Yours angrily,
Empress of Payal-Isle.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Dear Payal,

Are you saying that I shouldn't send a boy to do a man's job?
well ..... maybe I should send my daughter Birwa, she is more like me than my son will ever be.
I am sure Birwa can sort your problems.
Until then I hope you like the payal I sent you.

😊

Warm Regards,
Ex M of D
Edited by fuzzyface - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Dear Malik,
The payal is okay, but my husband was a diamond merchant and he knew the real quality of jewelry.. the one you sent? I guess.. 3/10?
As for Birwa... I said a LION not a Lioness.
If thats the best you can do though.. *sigh sigh* What happened to the good old days of Panchayat.. I don't know, patha nahi kis ki nazar lagi.
Actually, I met your daughter in law at a mandir nearby. She forced me to call her Benbaa.
She was rather horrendous, I didn't know Dharumpur was the milestone for discrimination against the middle class...?
Tsk.. what has your village come to Malik?
Dissapointed,
Lover of Shahrukh Ji. :p
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Dear SRK Lover,

even I hate the sight of that fake BenBaa or Airhead (my Gopikaas refer her) ...
So be my guest and strangle her to death...
Yours,
Ex-Malik
Edited by anna44 - 15 years ago

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