SURMA MERA NIRALA Was Kishore Kumar eccentric? Was he obsessed by money? What made him opt for the tongue-in-cheek and the audacious? Why are there hundreds of storied circulating in the film circuit about his oddities? In these excerpts exclusive to the Deccan Herald from his just published book, 'Kishore Kumar: The Definitive Biography,' KishoreValicha shares a few inside glimpses. Deccan Herald - Sunday Herald - Pg 1, September 6,1998 Was Kishore Kumar eccentric? Was his behaviour kooky, a little off centre? Or was he merely odd and a bit different from others? Most people asking these questions have in mind the rather picturesque stories that circulate concerning Kishore Kumar's oddities and misdoings. Some of the stories are bizarre, while others testify to something impetuous and even reckless in Kishore Kumar. Some talk about how he was obsessed with money. And quite a few of the stories are truly spectacular. Many hearing these stories for the first time, are filled with puzzled wonder and, at times, admiration for a man who could not only act contrary to normal behaviour but who could be tongue-in-cheek and audacious in situations that most people would view with modesty and restraint. Quite a few, who have known Kishore Kumar, put forward the view that he was not really eccentric but a very serious person at heart, very earnest about what he wanted to do. Unfortunately, he was not always understood. As Mehmood characterizes it: "He was neither eccentric not miserly, as some people seem to think. He was in fact a genius. He was a louder version of Raj Kapoor, an all-rounder who could handle every aspect of cinema but and all-rounder who enjoyed making noise and being notices..." Tanuja's feelings run deeper. As she puts it, " I don't know why he put on this madcap act. May be, like every other human being, he needed to hide something. When he was in a good mood, he was great fun. He told us the most atrocious jokes. One day Dadamoni (Ashok Kumar) and I were shooting and both the brothers got together to put up a show for me. They had this routine they used to perform. Like they had this game - one said Pandurang, the other said Tukaram and they went on faster and faster. It was a competition to see who would fall out first... The understanding was fantastic. Then at the end of it when we all were in hysterics, he would ask, "ab batao, ham dono bhaiyon mein se kaun zyada paagal hai?" Kalyanji, who takes a dispassionate view, says, "He had his moods, but that is an artiste's privilege. He had to be treated like a child if you wanted to get him to do anything...To get him to do what you wanted you had to tell him exactly the opposite." Anandji's version is more matter-of-fact. He says: "Kishore Kumar wasn't the least eccentric. It's just that he didn't like people cheating him of his dues." In any case, there is no way to establish the veracity of the stories, each of which makes a definitive positive point about Kishore Kumar. Moreover, they have been told and retold so many times that it is quite likely many of them bear the impressions of the teller more than that of fact. And yet the stories are interesting for they present Kishore Kumar as a somewhat temperamental man whose moods were strange and at times unruly. They show him as being generally unpredictable and, in some ways, with justification surmise that a lot of Kishore Kumar's skill arose, as happens with quite a few creative individuals, from his strange and often feisty moos and from something aberrant he held within him. It is certainly true that Kishore's off personality did not quite fit into the snippy mould of the typical Bollywood actor and singer. He was strikingly dissimilar. In a way, Kishore responded to life and to people in terms of the way he felt within himself and out of impulses he did not attempt to control. There was something of the pagan about him, as though he were nature's own spoilt child. There is a story of a reporter who came to interview Kishore Kumar. She made a comment about how lonely he must be. Kishore Kumar stood up at once and took her to the garden around his bungalow. He introduced her to his many friends. "These are my friendly trees", he told her and rattled of their names, "Janardhan, Raghunandan, Gangadhar, Jagannath, Buddharam, Jhatpatajhatpatapat. They are my closest friends." The reporter gave him an odd look. She probably thought he was crazy. A man who spent his evenings with his arms entwined around trees had to be kooky. On the sets of Bhai Bhai, Kishore Kumar refused to act. The director M V Raman tried his best to persuade him. Raman requested Kishore Kumar's brother Ashok Kumar, who was on the sets, to intervene. Raman told him, "It's a very brief scene; all he has to do is to walk along the floor and mutter to himself, anything he likes; it won't take more than a few minutes". Ashok Kumar spoke to his brother, urging him to do it. "He owes me five thousand rupees," Kishore Kumar told him. "He promised to pay before I did the scene; let him me the payment and I'll do what he says". When Ashok Kumar spoke to Raman, Raman told him, "The money's on the way; I'll pay him at the end of the shooting." Once again, Ashok Kumar requested Kishore Kumar to comply. "I know these people," Kishore told him. "They're liars; once I do this scene he will not pay me the money". "But the money's on the way", Ashok Kumar told his brother and once again persuaded him to finish the scene. Kishore Kumar, unable to refuse his brother, agreed. The lights were on and the camera began to whirr. Kishore walked across the floor and, each time he walked a few places, he said, "Paanch Hazzar Rupaiya," and did a summersault. He went on doing this while everybody watched in amazement. Kishore reached the end of the floor and kicking, a cartwheel that was lying there, went straight out of the studio. Jumping into his car, he ordered his driver Abdul to drive away. Later, Raman confessed that he had not arranged for the money and so Kishore Kumar's conduct, in this case, seemed more than vindicated. Kishore Kumar was forever defying producers and directors. Indeed, one producer even went out to court to get a decree that Kishore Kumar must follow the director's orders. As a consequence, Kishore Kumar obeyed the director to the letter. He refused to alight from his car until the director ordered him to do so. Once, after a car scene, he drove on till Khandala because the director forgot to say 'Cut'. When, in the Sixties, Kalidas Batvabbal, patently disgusted with Kishore Kumar's alleged lack of cooperation during the shooting of Half Ticket, gave him away to the income tax authorities, Kishore had to face a raid at his house. Later, Kishore invited him home. Kalidas responded; he thought he and Kishore Kumar could make peace with each other and put the past behind them. When he arrived, Kishore Kumar greeted him. He appeared friendly and even showed him around his house. He them told him, "There's something special I want to show you; it's a secret way," and he unlocked a large cupboard, which had no shelves in it. The director saw the empty cupboard. "It leads to my secret hideout," Kishore Kumar told him. "Let's go there and settle down for a bit of a chat." The unsuspecting director entered the cupboard. As soon as he did so, Kishore quickly bolted the panels and locked the cupboard. The director, secured inside the pitch-dark chamber, experienced sudden shock. Recovering slightly, he began to thump on the cupboard and shout for help. "Let me out, let me out," he rasped, his voice sounding frightened and hoarse. Nothing worked and he remained locked in for two full hours. When Kishore Kumar finally opened the cupboard, a thoroughly exhausted and a completely jaded director fell out. Drenched all over with sweat, he could hardly stand. "Don't ever come to my house again," Kishore Kumar told him. Kalidas hardly looked at him. He made his way quietly out and left. There is also the atrocious story of the time when Kishore Kumar acquired a flat in the posh Warden Road at Bombay. That was when his bungalow was being done up and he needed a temporary place to stay. Kishore Kumar had a sign put up on the front door. The sign said, Beware of Kishore Kumar. It seemed almost like a parody of the usual signs, which blare Beware of dogs. When H S Rawail had to pay him a last balance he owed him, he went to the flat to give Kishore Kumar the money. A Servant opened the door and asked him his name and what he wanted. When Rawail told him, the servant asked him to wait and went to check with Kishore Kumar, who luckily was in. As the servant left the door open, Rawail sauntered in. He walked with confidence, for he knew Kishore Kumar would be happy to receive the money. When Kishore Kumar saw him inside the flat, he said nothing. He took the money Rawail gave him and offered to shake hands with him. Kishore took Rawail's hand in his and, quickly putting it to his mouth, he bit him. Rawail felt the pain; more than that he felt shocked. "Didn't you see the sign?" Kishore asked him. Rawail said nothing. He laughed and politely and quickly left. There is a story of Kishore Kumar that reveals another side to him. Bipin Gupta, known for his many character roles in the Hindi movies produced the film Dal Mein Kala that was released in 1964. Satyen Bose was its director. The film starred Nimii and Kishore Kumar. Bipin Gupta was short of money and was compelled to cancel the shooting. Kishore Kumar, seeing the plight Gupta was in, ordered his driver Abdul to go home and bring Rs 20,000 in cash immediately. That was the amount Gupta needed. As soon as the money arrived, Kishore Kumar gave it to him personally. The film incidentally flopped, practically ruining Bipin Gupta. The some what obscure singer and music composer Arun Kumar Mukherjee was one of the invitees to a trial screening of the film Bandish which starred Ashok Kumar and Meena Kumari and which was released in 1955. Kishore Kumar too was there, as was his brother Ashok Kumar, Hrishikesh Mukherjee and a few others. The trial run was being held at a studio in Tardeo at Bombay. After the trial, all four men got into Ashok Kumar's car to return to their homes. Arun Kumar sat next to the Ashok Kumar. Even before the car could start, Arun Kumar had a sudden massive stroke. He fell literally into Ashok Kumar's arms and died. Arun Kumar died young, leaving behind a wife and two children who lived in Bhagalpur. Everyone felt shocked and a wave of sympathy filled them. Ashok Kumar too felt moved and promised to help the family. Later, Hrishikesh Mukherjee raised a fund for the family to which a number of persons contributed. The money was sent to the family to help them tide over their deep loss. But very few people know that Kishore Kumar secretly sent money regularly, month after month, to the wife. In fact, the truth is, she depended entirely on the money Kishore sent her. She herself confessed this to a friend. If Kishore had not helped, it is likely that the family would probably have been wiped out. Incidentally, Arun Kumar Mukherjee is the same person who used to visit the Gangolys at Khandwa and who was one of the first persons to appreciate Kishore Kumar's singing talent. Kishore Kumar sent money to a few other people as well. Nobody knows who they are and he himself kept the matter under wraps. |