Shilpa Sharma takes on Bauji...Bollywood istyle!!

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Folks how will it be if things turn like this...(.I have borrowed heavily from Bollywood climax scenes)
Bauji: Pyar sachai ke samne gutne thek deti hai...yaad rakhna........(walks imperiously away...) Bui runs behinfd him
Shilpa Sharma's voice from the the door: Nahin Nupur....sacha pyar apni sachai khudh banati hai....aur yeh unhin ko pata hai jinhone pyar kiya ho !
Bauji stops dead in his tracks...turns....
Bauji: Aap kaun hai....
Shilpa: Maynk ki maa...aur aaj se Nuour ki bhi...
Bauji: Aaap ek maa hain...kya aap apne ladke ki shaadi kisi bhi ladki ke saath kara lenge bina uske khandaan ki jankari ke ?
Shilpa Sharma: Maine apne ladke ko sikhya hai ki kisi insaan ko uske khandaan se nahin ankha jata...mujhe uske liye ladki talashne ki zaroorat nahin kyonki mujhe barosa hai ki woh apni jeevan saathi khudh chun sakta hai....
Bauji: Yeh sab sunne ke liye acha lagta hai par jeevan ki sachai yeh hai ki barabar wale khandan mein hi shaddi hona chahiye....
Shilpa sharma: Aaap baar baar is bath ko dohra rahein hai to mujhe bata na hoga ki Mayank kis Khandan ka hai....
Mayank: Maa...please.....
Shilpa Sharma: No Mayu...let me go on.....Mayank Brigadier R.K.Sharma ka beta hai aur Lieutenant General P.K.Sharma ka pota hai....uski maa ki taraf ke khandaan ke bare mein aap shayad interested nahin honge....isliye main apne pita ke bara mein nahin bata rahi hoon...
Samrat: Kya...Brigadier Sharma...Kargil hero?! Param Veer Chakra recepient...? Mayank tumne kuch bataya nahin....
Shilpa: Samrat beta....Mayank ke dad ka hamesha yeh kahna tha ki unka ladka apne pair pe kada ho na ki apni purkhon ke naam aur property par...isliye Mayank ko maine sikhya hai ki kabhi bhi apne khandaan ka sahara nahin lena ...R.K. ka yeh bhi manna tha ki desh ke liye ladna aur shahid hona ek soldier ke liye sabse bada reward hai isliye jab Kargil war mein Mayank ke dad shahid ho gaye maine pension, cash reward sab ko sarkar ko wapas kar diya...aur Naukri karne lag gayi...
Samrat: Speechless.....
Shilpa : Shashi Bhushan ji, Mayank Nupur ke saath isliye shadi ki hai kyonki woh Nupur hai. ..isliye nahin ki woh Shashi Bhushan ki ladki hai.....aur Nupur ne Mayank se isliye shadi ki hai kyonki woh Mayank hai...woh to yeh janti bhi nahin ki woh Brigadier Sharma ka ladka hai....
BaujI: (Stutters) lekin yeh to ab student hai ...kya ye sambhal payega Nupur ko....
Shilpa Sharma: Uske bare mein aap chinta nahin karein...jab hamari shadi hui, mere pita ne bhi yehi poocha tha R.K. se.....kahan rakhoge meri beti ko.....aur R.K. ne bola...."seventh heaven mein .... agar main war mein shahid bhi ho jaaoon yeh us seventh heaven se nahin utregi....
Nupur: Aunty...
Shilpa: Aunty nahin.....Mummy....
Nupur: Mummy ?
Shilpa: Han....main Mayank ki "Maa" se bore ho gayi!
Merry laughter from the gang.....Bauji tries not to look sheepish...
Nupur: Mummy!!! (Shilpa and Nupur embrace.....heavy emotions all around)
Shilpa: Ab ghar chalo....
Mayank: Ghar...
Shilpa: Sorry Mayu....chalo seventh heaven....
Mayank: Lekin Maa, ....
Shilpa: Mayu maine tumhein bataya tha na mera promotion ho gaya hai...ab main Bombay branch ka incharge hoon....aur hamara naya flat ready hai...chalo chalo...
Shilpa , Mayank and Nupur leave
Shilpa: (Turns near the door) Chalti hoon Shashi Bhushan ji.....aap ko yeh jaankar kushi hogi ki Nupur ko apni Mummy mil gayi hai.....
Uday: Under his breadth ( Aur bauji, Bui se chutkara bhi mil gayi hai)
Gunjan : (whispers to Samrat...kya mujhe bhi aisi hi lagegi jab tumhari Mom ko main Mummy kahoongi?)
Samrat is dumbfounded...then recovers...haan chasmish...ab chalen??
FREEZE
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Omg....it's too good...........😊
Edited by Niharika.S - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
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🤣 WOW that is filmy!! I LOVE IT!! that was mindblowing yaar!! too good!! Great read!
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: xtaurus429x

🤣 WOW that is filmy!! I LOVE IT!! that was mindblowing yaar!! too good!! Great read!

Thanks...glad u liked it!!
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Posted: 15 years ago
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wow..loved it........👏
filmy no doubt to that.....😉
but on second thought wish something
like this had happened...poor mayur had to
listen to so much..it could' ve been great
to have a elder/matured person stand for them😭

hey but 2 things in here is expected from the 2
characters who said it😊
1>shilpa aunty asking nupur to call her mummy
as she is bore of maa ...she is coolest and sure can say that..😆
2>uday.......he really could say that especially about bui....😆
remember he said similar stuff during this whole marriage track

it was great reading this
⭐️
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Posted: 15 years ago
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AHAHAH
i luved reading tht
now i hope tht it really happens .. exactly the way u said it :P
buh it prolly wont b like tht .. they will prolly drag this on for like1-2 weeks ..
But styll luved it
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Superrrrrrr filmy 🤣 but it rockss!! 😊
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Posted: 15 years ago
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wow..loved it........👏
filmy no doubt to that.....😉
but on second thought wish something
like this had happened...poor mayur had to
listen to so much..it could' ve been great
to have a elder/matured person stand for them😭

hey but 2 things in here is expected from the 2
characters who said it😊
1>shilpa aunty asking nupur to call her mummy
as she is bore of maa ...she is coolest and sure can say that..😆
2>uday.......he really could say that especially about bui....😆
remember he said similar stuff during this whole marriage track

it was great reading this
⭐️



I agreed with u
Posted: 15 years ago
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🤣amazing!! super filmy
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Posted: 15 years ago
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h ehe!!!...i loved it.....spacially the sventh heaven part!!very very good!

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