Weekend Post 1 - JP is in love with Naina!

• Originally posted by: Pocahontas

  Well, well, well...
  
  This Saturday JP is very sad and depressed. 😭... he hasn't even looked at his bright yellow shirt with big red ' genda-phools'.... he has not whistled at the pataakha supermodel living next door to him. His PHLOWER world came crashing down on Friday.😲
  
  He has loved Naina since day 1 - the tall willowy princess with butterfly eyes and cute hairclips.... kahaan JP ne sundar sundar sapne dekhe the that he and Naina will sing 1940s ke Ashok Kumar songs swinging on tree branches... but that was not to be... beech mein aa gaya woh Goonda Biker ( yes, yes that is what JP calls Yuvi in his secret orange flower diary) .... aur Naina udd gayii uske saath airbus mein.....as soon as JP heard that Naina and Yuvi had a confession splash in a swimming pool with Naina , JP drowned his dil-ka-dukh in 1500 dhoklaas and 25 pastries .... water was not needed , his tears were enough.
  
  And that passionate eye-lock between YuNa before Keerti Aunty came in , tore JP apart. He could kill Yuvi... but Yuvi is STRONG while JP's muscles are all WRONG. 😭..... JP ran away and drowned his tears by bashing Sid's car into PHOOL-BHARE -GAMLAAZ.........
  
  Last heard, JP is getting a painting of Naina made a la Aishwarya Rai in Devdas.....he is checking the best labels of alcohol as well so that he can become a tragedy hero in style....
  
  P.S- JP is also searching for a good brand of CHOOHE-MAARNE-KI-DAWA so that he can put it in Yuvi's water bottle. No, no, no... not to kill him. To ask him for water , drink it and accuse Yuvi of culpable homicide. Kya pata Naina jholi mein girr jaaye.

  
  

  🤣🤣🤣 its hard to control my laught after reading your post!! nice one😆

Originally posted by: Starry_night

🤣 🤣...this is hilarious........always knew JP liked Naina but did not know he is so madly and deeply in love with her....lolz......btw, nice post !!!

Originally posted by: Pocahontas

Yeah, last heard , JP is contacting NDTV to get a session at 'Raaz picchle janam ka' . He wants to know what sins he did to Yuvi in picchla janam that Yuvi stole Naina from him in this janam. 😆😉

Originally posted by: Starry_night

Raaz pichle janam ka.....🤣....seriously weekends are bearable because of you.

Originally posted by: koolaries4

🤣LOL Nitica.. you are sooo adorable!! *hugs*

after reading your post, i feel so much better!! now, i can go and study, and until i finish the next chapter i am not coming back to read your second post - basically your posts are motivating me to study! hehe..

i loved this.. Btw, agar JP ki yeh haalat hain, Jiggy ki kya hogi?! hehe. 🤣🤣🤣