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Hello girls!
Trust you all are doing well and are definitely as irritated and frustrated like me by the sudden turn of events!
I have started a new weekly edition called as 'WEEKIE PICKS' which will be be purely based on the current week's aired episode but in a different style of-course!
Before going any further I would like to thank all of you for appreciating my work and to all those who take out time to read my silly posts! After all the heartwarming replies that I've received for last week's caption pick on damz' singing swayamvar, this week's post is going to be on the grand entry of PTC ( pest, tuna and chilli)
Dont kill me for this... but i still thought of making a weekie dedicated to them and of-course apni illa ji!
The only change here is that she doesnt die! watch out on her current condition!
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Radio Mirchi : Welcome to Gharelu Khabrein. Today's hot news
1) Ramrati of Sangwan Household has finally left her maayka and now staying in her sasural on her 8th birthday!
2) Chaitanya of Rai Bareilly's Drunken Idiots has left behind a fortune of a collection of 200 empty liquor bottles
3) Mrs Kharbandani has won the first prize in the Everest Gossip Competition with 1 lakh votes all from her colony itself!
4) AND the hot pick of the week is that there will be new entries to the Gujral Household. Not much is known about them just that they hail from Veggiepur. 3 prominent samples will be making their grand entry to GM on thursday. Our source states that they are popularly known as the PTC !
Roshni : PTC! I have heard this name somewhere!
Damini : Oh yes... Jaanu told me about it. PTC are namely the pest, tuna and the chili respectively. They happen to be the Saxena's relatives!
Avni : Hmm... Sameer told me about this too! He was really upset with the fact that the supposed tuna has a really good body...so he happens to roam with just a vest the entire day!
Damini : Chee! Badtameez ( Shameless!) But why is sameer concerned?
Avni : I know di! Sameer has this constant fear in his mind that I may see his vest and puke on him thinking he's sameer. U dunno di .... I puke on him quite often! Kya karoon ... our washrooms are 3 rooms away. who will walk in this delicate stage of pregnancy, haan? He's quite close to me, thats why i find it convenient this way!
Damini : That means mausiji ( a.k.a the pest 'P') will teach me how to cook for Prithvi! Not fair yaar! How will i be able to handle the business then? Jaanu has done his Masters in Horse riding and catching me! How will he be able to catch on with the business when I'm not around?
Plus she will teach me how to cook aloo parathas! Damn! The reason i cook horrid parathas is that prithvi quitely eats them without questioning my cooking skills but he always has a ' damini ko cooking seekhna hiiii hogaa' in mind and thats for sure!
Avni : Think of my plight di! My husband spends his money on buying balloons or Santa hats for me! When this TUNA will arrive he will pose a serious threat to his MK image! After all its a question of dignity and image for my sameer?
I cant start crying all over again...because if i start then my tears will never stop. All my kerchiefs are gone for dry-cleaning to the laundry!
Roshni : In that case my Varun seriously and scarily is the best! Arrey, he has started investing in future investments from now only! He clearly doesnt believe in recession when it comes to living life kingsize! Just see for instance the date which he had planned, so perfect and unique nah?
But what if that chilli chamchi comes into the picture! Then like some 'gopi' in mahabharat, she will come and do her 'rasleela' with my krishna....Uff!!!
Oh no! I better call Vivaan back and set him with that chilli powder! Then let both of them disappear to Timbuktu on their honeymoon!
Damini : Mama....You are so lucky. You are going to Meena aunty's house for a month to stay! And here we have to put up with mausiji!
Ila : I heard that she loves chole. So damini get ready at 1 pm today. I will definitely teach you how to make perfect chole!
Damini : Sure Mama! Please bless me so that I can fill her stomach properly and that she will not come with her bunch of 'hii hogaa's'
Prithvi : Maa.. With great difficulty I'm trying to remove the veggie habits in me! But now she's coming here to resurrect those habits in me again! Maa, Please bless me the style, sensation and aura just like you cool Gujrals!
Ila : AYUSHMAN BHAVA
Avni : Di! Abhi se I feel like puking! Where is Sameer's 'puke stopper vest'?? Someone please get it for me
please varna mein control kar kar ke mar jaoongi! You know nah how difficult it is for woman to keep anything in her tummy!
Roshni : And di ....where is vivaan? Why does he keep jumping here and there like a jumping jack! This PTC combo has to be kicked out of our house! Why doesnt Jeej say anything??
Damini : Sisters... you know we have to b strong in this hour of invasion and intrusion! Lets start cracking a plan and as for tumhaare pyaare jeej, i know he's trying his best to keep us away from that PTC combo!
Damini : Mamma... You are an ardent fan of 'kahaani ghar ghar ki' right? Do you have any ideas on how to save this ram-sita ki jodi (PriDa š³) from this village menace?
Ila : Beta... I have a brilliant idea! Why dont you call Kekta beta? She is my best friend's daughter who runs BT singlehandedly! I am sure she'll give you a number of cleeshade ideas! Here's her number ...
Damini : Ok mama..thanks a lot!
Damini : Bhaad mein jaaye kekta! Who wants her BT'ish ideas! Aaj tak our teen ki sabha has never flopped and will never flop too! We will make that mausiji do mama's seva, that tuna to sit on toofan and that chilli chamchi to clean avni's puke!
AUR HAMEIN YEH SAB KARNAAA HIIIIIIIIII HOGAAA! š” š”
Damini : Good Mr detective! Inder is out of station so you better work for us! Par what are you doing with this sthethoscope?
Detective : Well....this is called acting to get into the skin of the character! I will pretend to be illa ji's doctor but i will report to you every second of their whereabouts and doings in the GM !
Damini : Its great that i fired that lalluram previously ... now you will be GM's Chief Security Officer with an extra part time job of a detective!
The detective leaves...
Just then Damini, Avni and Roshni stand in a horizontal line and start singing this song as an oath!
(Baar baar haan, bolo yaar haan
Apni jeet ho, unki haar haan) - 2
Woh PTC humse jeet na paave
Unke peeche pado. peeche pado
Damini di ke gun se koi takraave, usse bye-bye bolo
Chahe woh PTC kyun na aaye, unko daudaoo
Peeche pado, peeche pado
Agar teen ki sabha raah mein thaam jaawe, apne dimak ki batti daudaoo
Toofi ki kasam, marenge woh sab
hum teenon milen toh na karte sirf gup-shup
kekta ki ideas ko jalaake
Chale chalo, chale chalo
Koi kitna bhi bahekaave, chale chalo
Koi toofi ki paagalpan se jeet na paave
Chale chalo, chale chalo
Mit jaave jo takraave, chale chalo
Apni jeet ho, unki haar haan) - 2
Woh PTC humse jeet na paave
Unke peeche pado. peeche pado
Damini di ke gun se koi takraave, usse bye-bye bolo
Chahe woh PTC kyun na aaye, unko daudaoo
Peeche pado, peeche pado
Agar teen ki sabha raah mein thaam jaawe, apne dimak ki batti daudaoo
Toofi ki kasam, marenge woh sab
hum teenon milen toh na karte sirf gup-shup
kekta ki ideas ko jalaake
Chale chalo, chale chalo
Koi kitna bhi bahekaave, chale chalo
Koi toofi ki paagalpan se jeet na paave
Chale chalo, chale chalo
Mit jaave jo takraave, chale chalo
*PART ENDS*
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