PART 3
Damini : Hmm.... Jaanu !! What is all this going on here ? Please tell the PTC that my house is not a popular zoo or a terrorist mansion where they can come and raid our posh rooms!
Prithvi : Darasal Damini, I never knew they would turn out to be such a pest ! especially that tunna ! I saw him last when he went to 'veggiepur' for our winter vacations during school days! I still remember he was made to kneel down and stay without paan for an entire week! He was punished for troubling a girl called Rajjo ! The best thing about the punishment was that he smelled so good for 1 week!
Damini : Errmm...jaanu....you look at guys also...
Prithvi ( cuts in between ) : Dont doubt my orientations sweetu ! Before I met you, I used to only check out horses....my last girlfriend being toofan! Actually speaking, NOT last....we are on and off again! I go and spend time with her when ....
Damini : Ok whatever !
Rani : Uiii maa ! Just look at this vase ! Punni ( Punni is her best friend who resides in veggiepur ) told me that sameer would be just impressed with my beauty and we would have a song sequence every day!
Kabhi mogre ke phool toh kabhi kamal ke!
I can imagine Sameer and me dancing on Genda phool ! Hayyeee....
Now, I understand why he is an MK till now! All he does is a flower arrangement job at GM itself !
Rani : Can you tell me why Sameer is called 'Bullu' ??
Mausiji : Sure, majhli bahurani ( the middle DIL)
( She already considers rani as her DIL )
The story goes like this. When they had come to veggie pur for their winter vacations, Sameer was fascinated by the bullock cart ! He was a top notch MK right from the time he was born...all he used to do is sit on the verandah, drink kesar milk and flirt with the girls! He saw you once going in the bullock cart so he made an excuse saying that he wanted a lift . Since that day, he never stopped smiling when you came in front of him ! Tabhi se I kept his name ' BULLU' ( all thanks to that bullock cart...that I did not have to conduct a swayamvadhu for him )
Rani : Uiii maasi! Eeeiiiii!!!!
Munna : Mujhe rani ko haasil karna hiiiii hogaaaa! Chalo, just like sameer started his famous aadha nanga act here....even i will remove my t-shirt, spray perfoom on my body! And come out of the washroom in full Hrithik Roshan style !
But wait ! What is this....I can see Rani's reflection !
Dhat ( he blushes ) ! Pyaar mein I tend to see Rani everywhere !
He imagines a song.....
Yeh mera dil RANI ka deewana
Deewana deewana pyaar ka parwaana
Aata hai mujhko apne muscles dikhaana
Mushkil hai sameer ko rani ke dimaak se nikaalna
Yeh mera dil RANI ka deewana - 2
Dil voh chaahe usse, par woh mujhe kabhi na dekhe
Pyaar voh raani ke naam par hi mit jaaye) - 2
Sameer se mujhe badlaa lena hiii hoga
(Pal pal ek halchal, shirt nikaalne ka toofaan hai
Aane ko hai voh manzil jiska mujhe armaan hai) - 2
Bhoolna na tu mujhe ya mere iss act ko
Yeh mera dil rani ka deewana
Deewana deewana pyaar ka parwaana
Aata hai mujhko apna shirt nikaalne
paan aur beedi ke bina tujhe propose karnaaa!
Yeh mera dil rani ka deewana - 2
SONG ENDS....
Maasi : What's wrong with you Ajju ?? How come you seem to be faltering with all those freaky veggie expressions....you are insulting our veggie khandaan and especially veggiepur !
Varun : Roshni doesnt like this nah maasi! She warned me from doing so and she even said that she will go back to vivaan if I start wear that ' sakura' wig or have those robotic expressions!
Maasi : Roshni Jaaye bhaad mein! Check out my latest expression by the way! Im sure she will love it too!
Varun : Wow! Thats a sixer maasi ! No wonder you had got a role as 'bhoondlu maasi' -- the village ghost in the serial ' gaaon ki aahat' which was telecast in the village tv channel 'Sapera'
Maasi BLUSHES !
Maasi : Then !! achcha ek good boy ki tarah show me a scary smile!
Varun : Hows this maasi??
Maasi : Bingo ! Jeeta reh mere ajju and may your children too inherit the same expressions!
Varun BLUSHES...
TO BE CONTINUED ----
Edited by rachel.fds - 15 years ago
