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Posted: 15 years ago
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Umpire Heer referees match.Tom and Jerry clash on cricket pitch.😲

Tom (G3) and Jerry(Geet) have been mouthing chuha billi dialogues in JZoo corridors for a while now. And Tom being tom tries all sorts of crackpot schemes to oust jerry.
Tom slips on oil and falls and neutral umpires heer and meher come running and jerry very reluctantly lends a hand.

Umpire Heer assesses the situation and says to jerry "out" 😲 Jerry protests and bangs bat on ground and argues with umpire heer and gets a temporary ban. Jerry goes to dressing room in a huff and packs bags. Assistant umpire meher sympathises with jerry. Umpire heer comes and apologises to jerry."sorry mate. I thought it was Leg Sprained by Thel and I gave the benefit of the doubt to bowler tom." πŸ˜•

And umpire heer proceeds to persuade jerry that for the first time in cricketing history, the benefit of the doubt had to be given to the bowler. Seeing the tears of umpire heer😭 (another first in cricketing history), Jerry accepts the decision and leaves but not before tom does some sledging. Jerry tells tom that umpire heer is all knowing and very wise and really it is tom who is the loser. Tom smirks and says,'yeah yeah whatever, fact is - you're out.'
Will jerry bounce back to fight another day?

Meanwhile, invertebrate Ash, who slinks and slithers around opens door to new Harman and didn't recognise him for a minute. It was good though that Harman had the sense to stay a few feet away from ash. Even if prem were to run his car over ash a few times it wouldn't break any bones __ she has none. So says dr bipasha bones the ortho surgeon at Luhospital.

Talking of Luhospital, they're gearing up to treat latest accident case Sneha. But who knows? Ash may arrive at the jzoo cricket pitch and say'no need! I know what to do.' But looks like prem will have to give blood, and confess to umpire heer that he thinks he cheated. Prem doesn't know the rules of the game as well as he should. No telling how umpire heer will react because her decisions are hard to predict these days . just ask jerry. It's so hard to play a game where the rules are changed every five minutes.πŸ˜†

so really we need to change the umpire - she can retire gracefully with her dignity intact. because really she will not be able to handle the match-fixing that Ash has planned. already harman has thrown money at her but she won't be caught red handed with it - she plays the game well. and batsman prem ? i hope he sticks around and hits a century without being given out first ball. bowler ash has some curly deliveries and i am hoping that batsman prem is familiar with all of them. otherwise our team is sunk.πŸ˜”
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Posted: 15 years ago
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LoL Anu yaar whats happing in your brain these day?
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wow!! Anu!!! how do up come up with these things??? πŸ˜†πŸ˜ƒ
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Anu yaaar give me sum tips na,,,Just loving ur every post dese dayz
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Anu, i have told you before too.. That I love your sense of humour..
Great post (thumbs up emo)
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Anu this is greatπŸ˜†

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