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Originally posted by: h&rblock

Thanks! Not smart - I too have gotten this chail email before...LOL!

Because each one wants to get the kill - they kill each other...

Originally posted by: kshreya2002

oh ok...and why is the 5th daughter's name mary?

Originally posted by: h&rblock

Because the sentence says "Mary's father has five daughters" - it goes on to give the names of four of them & you have to guess the fifth which is naturally Mary...😉

Originally posted by: lovely_lady

do u get this? its very confusing LOL..

A man at Titusville, Pa., recently committed suicide in his horror at finding that he was his own grandfather. The way? it was thus told in his dying statement: "I married a widow who had a grown-up daughter. My father visited our house very often, fell in love with my step-daughter and married her. So my father became my son-in-law, and my step-daughter my mother, because she was my fathers wife. Sometime afterward my wife had a son; he was my fathers brother-in-law, and my uncle for he was the brother of my stepmother. My fathers wife'i.e., my stepmother'had also a son; he was, of course, my brother, and in the meantime my grandchild, for he was the son of my daughter. My wife was my grandmother, because she was my mothers mother. I was my wifes husband and grandchild at the same time. And as the husband of a persons grandmother is his grandfather, I am my own grandfather."