Jab we met

A list of funny oneliners....

OMG zain!! I was so waiting for your quirky post!!!! lol....you are so HILARIOUS!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
gosh....this was fun!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

continue puhleeez 😉


oooo if i may add one----->


Varun about his Damini ma'am: The Devil wears Prada 😈


meh...i can't get anywhere close to yours!!...

aaahh..will think of some and reply..right now i got to go eat falafel 😆

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Awesome post, Zain..⭐️ ⭐️

Originally posted by: current

Prithvi to Damni: ME Tarzan you Jane (keeping the current Larka larki equation in mind)

Damini to Prithvi: Sorry I don't date outside my species..(keeping the employee employer thing going on )

This cracked me up, totally..It was gold..


The only oneliner I can think of right now is 'Yup yup lawyer' telling Inder( remember yup yup lawyer used to sell things with some weird stuff hanging from his neck?) , "subha say naa koi aalu bika hay, naa hi bika hay aadha kandha!!'..

(Stole this line from Nana Patekar.. )

And you know I'm not in a funny mood today at all..😛😆 Excuse the lameness..

awwww sarah why ? what happened to your mood??!!!😕
i'll be back(terminator style) and try to cheer u up...lol😉😆😆😆😆😆😆

@ Krupz..Hhahahah, hahahah..Thanks for always coming to the rescue, baby..🤗😆 Appreciate it..

What happened to my mood? Someone said something against Brendon McCullum, which I didn't like at all, got worked up, and lost it.. 😆

Originally posted by: Who-I-Used-2-Be

@ Krupz..Hhahahah, hahahah..Thanks for always coming to the rescue, baby..🤗😆 Appreciate it..

What happened to my mood? Someone said something against Brendon McCullum, which I didn't like at all, got worked up, and lost it.. 😆

Hhahah, yeah, 'who' exactly!! 🤔

Hhahah, hahahah @ queen..I think that title should stay with Damz..😛

lol zain....i like sarahkins name 😉 and yeah she is the Queen S of this forum just like damini is Queen D....
👍🏼

ok now let me try out a few more---->

Varun to Inderetta during that meeting: Are you that constipated that the pressure made you break the poor pencil?
*then to all other members in the meeting hall: Peeps close your nostrils....we're gonna have a gas attack...ready 1..2..3...NOW!

Rosh to Goldie: Do you happen to share the same tailor as Inderetta?😕

Ela to Veggie mummy: Wow ...i like your french manicure and ummm could you ask varun to do it for me as well. (*ela thinking---He has to do mine too after all i pay him a fat salary 😃)

Ok...i dunno where i'm going with these...zain add more please...it still is a long time to get to tomorrow!