**Interesting........**

Phool Ko Mat Toro Kanta Lag Jai ga
Larki Ko Mat Chairo Chanta Lag Jai Ga

man:where do u born?
sardarji: punjab.
man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab
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aik aadmii ki biwii raat ko biimaar hoogayii
woh aadmii foran doctor k ghar gaya aur ausko sab bataya
doctor ne bola tum ko chain nahi hai har waqt aajaatey hoo acha chaloo mera briefcase looo aur aao
woh doono gayey jab doctor waha puhcha tou kaha k screwdriver laao kuch dair baad wapis bula kar kaha k plaas laao phir wapis kuch dair baad kaha hammer laao
woh aadmii pareshann hoogaya aur doctor se poocha k aakhir meri biiwi ko huwa kiya hai
doctor ne kah k

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tumhari biiwii ko kisne dekha hai pehlay mera BRIEFCASE tou khuley

Chai wala sings :
Bholi si surat,
Aankhon mein masti,
Door khadi sharmaye - aye Hai !
Ladki :
Kali Si soorat ,
Haath mein Ketli,
Door khada chillaye - Chai Chai ..
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If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage/
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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
He is given his last chance to run away.
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Ek larkay ko larki ka phone aya
Larki ne kaha: Ghar mein koi nahi hai to ghar ajao
Larka jab us ke ghar gaya to koi nahi tha.
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I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK
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koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko itom bomb ka zamana hai ura de saale ko

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
Srdr goes to china to find meaning of his
friend's last words.
. it is : 'YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN PIPE !!"
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Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya
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Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do
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Before Marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti
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After Marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti.
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Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha "akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!
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Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega??
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Monday ko ..... Dosti
Tuesday ko ..... Pyaar
Wednesday ko ..... Shadi
Thursday ko ..... Ghumana
Friday ko ..... Jagda
Saturday ko..... Talak
Sunday ko ..... Rest
Monday ko ......Next :1:
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Ek kamiyab Bussiness man Sey poucha gya kay app ki taraqqi ka raaz.Ose nay kaha meri biwi kay mashwarey. Yani app ki biwi Bohat zaheen hay. Bussiness man nahi mein ose kay mashwaroon kay ulat kaam kerta hon

😆 😆 😆 funny ruheena !! but plzz yahan per yai posts maybe accept nhe ho gee member lounge me post keroo

😆 😆 ruheena kool jokes yaar

i would post some too but none of mah jokez r IF appropriate