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puttam

@puttam

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Posted: 15 years ago

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, 'usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya'.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

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You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?

If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.

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Momena Khan

@angeleyesz

Explorer

Posted: 15 years ago

ahaha

ii like the second one =)

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Posted: 15 years ago

I'd read the 1st one b4... really gud both are =) t4s

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Talha020

@Talha020

Beginner

Posted: 15 years ago

If Columbus had been married, he would have never discovered america. Because

1. Where are you going?

2. With whom?

3. To discover what?

4. Can I come?

5. Can't you work from home?

6.Can you take mom-in-law with you as well?

7. When are you coming back?

8.What will you bring for me?

9.Do call me when you reach there!

10.Wapsi pe tamatar aur dahi laitey ana..!!! 😆

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Talha020

@Talha020

Beginner

Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: puttam
haha...gud one Talha

thanx.. i' ll keep this forum updated 😊

Edited by Talha020 - 15 years ago

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Talha020

@Talha020

Beginner

Posted: 15 years ago

Father to son: Jab Quaid e Azam tmhariumer ke thay to lalten ke roshni mein parhtay tha

Son: Aur jab wo aap ki umer ke thay to Pakistan k Governal General thay 😆