Today i.e. Aug 18 is a great day in the history for this was the day some two decades or so ago, a great human being descended on this earth with little feet,little nose, chubby cheeks, tiny fingers, cute face and warm smile, years later this little bundle of joy grew up into a beautiful young girl 😳 😳 Now this young girl was destined to change the fate of .....errr,,,,,umm...*scratches head*.......nothing for now but deffo SOMETHING or SOMEONE in the future , I am SURE 😃 😃 😃 And that LOVELY young girl is none other than our SWEETHEART SNEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA aka -Snehu-
Happy Birthday Chindi Snehu 🤗🤗🤗
Here go the special birthday wishes and massages oops I mean messages from your friends (Credit Caro for collecting the messages from everyone, coming up with the unique gift ideas and doing the job of ordering them up neatly- she is the best Janitor 😆 😆 )-
Today we celebrate the burthhhdayyyy of one of the more popular an peace loving chindis around..
the one who started a whole mission calling sammy boy a dhakkan and made it run for several threads
the one who wants sameer with or without a towel
and probably the one IBL member who makes maximum usage of emoticons after Shamil
OUR DEAREST CHINDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
(Too much of build up.. I Know..Kindly adjust)
Now lets get the dedications started
SPECIAL WISHES FROM MAATEY KAVYA
OH EM GEE today is my phabret ishtudent's Birthday *runs to the temple, gets archana done on her name, breaks a coconut in front of God's idol* *brings kumkum from temple n puts tilak on Snehu's forehead* This is your Maatey's ispeshaal wish for you , to encourage you to scale unimaginable heights in chindification from this birthday onwards *gives Snehu prashaad* Here is my ispeshaal birthday giphat jusht phor you *lifts sharmoafying Snehu's face up by holding her chin and presents a chiffon Saree*
May you grow more beautiful, younger and livelier with each birthday making every guy's heart skip a beat by adding a touch of your cute sharmoafication nautanki along with your wit 😉 😉 Your Maatey wishes you all success in every walk of life -A VERY VERY VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🤗🤗🤗
IBL ki BASANTI Neha 2 wishes u a bhery bhery happy birthday
(Aaj din saara usse, kiya toh dubaara usse
wish tum kar lena...
O suniyo re Aaj din saara usse, kiya toh dubaara usse
wish tum kar lena..)
Zara si cute bhi hai woh, zara si HAWT bhi hai woh
Woh Lola kutty ki tarah, IBL mein welgum karti hai
SG aur MN ki udai hai, IBL mein jabse aayi hai
Mano na mano tum, chindi hai woh chindi shop mein siggis banati hai
Mano na mano tum, IBL ki special bheekaran ka award le jaati hai
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday!!
Happy Birthday Snehu, Happy Birthday!!
(Aaj din saara usse, kiya toh dubaara usse
wish tum kar lena...
O suniyo re Aaj din saara usse, kiya toh dubaara usse
wish tum kar lena..)
Tu basher, woh creative, woh angel, tu negative
jab siggi banaye, aunties ke tote udte kahin
Tu shop mein, pataal mein, Maatey ke, class mein
Hai chindigiri karke hum sab haste wahin...
Zara si cute bhi hai woh, zara si HAWT bhi hai woh
Woh Lola kutty ki tarah, IBL mein welgum karti hai
SG aur MN ki udai hai, IBL mein jabse aayi hai
Mano na mano tum, chindi hai woh chindi shop mein siggis banati hai
Mano na mano tum, IBL ki special bheekaran ka award le jaati hai
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday!!
Happy Birthday Snehu, Happy Birthday!!
Humari requests ke siggies banaaye, hoooooo
Kuchh Lola kutty sa act karti hai, Saari angels uss se darti hai
Sajan pe woh marti hai(thi), hoooooo
Woh jab phorum pe aati hai, toh chindi gang khush ho jaati hai
Teendom se ab kadam rakh ke, bahar woh aati hai
SG aur MN ki udai hai, IBL mein jabse aayi hai
Mano na mano tum, chindi hai woh chindi shop mein siggis banati hai
Mano na mano tum, IBL ki special bheekaran ka award le jaati hai
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday!!
Happy Birthday Snehu, Happy Birthday!!
FROM DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD tanya😆
snehu ..my dear dearest chindi😛😆
within a few weekshs of tym ..u bcam reall ispecial 4 me😛
sho heres my birthday wish 4 u ..😛
HAPPY BDAY CHINDI
MAY ALL UR WISHES COM TRUE[:p]
LET AUNTIES GO TO HELL🤣
LET US LIVE A FREE ND SAFE LIFE]🤣
ckin my chindi dosht ..aka spamer ..aka maddi😛
may al ur wishes com true😛😃
ADI2 s ANokhi FF for our burthhday Gurl
ff:snehu's bday
snehu's bday is a grand and gala event at the IBL.there's a party and all the IBLians have been invited.Sanu is cooking aloo gobi .
Shamil clears throat'she has been practising long on a b'day song with pom poms.
adi is busy cut pasting snehu's face on balloons.caro is issuing orders and neha is bellowing them out over the noise using megafones.maatey is busy giving make up tips to snehu.a minute later,.snehu emerges, wearing a pink glittery dress with ghoonghat and 5 inch stilletoes,batting her gunked up eyelashes.
at that moment,a lady with a huge smile enters ,the security dragging her by the scruff of her neck. everyone collectively gasps as auntie enters the room.the security explains that she was lurking near the house for a long time,so he decided to bring her in today.snehu decides to forgive her and let her in the party.auntie lets out a delightful squeal.
at that moment,another lady eners through the window.she is smiling serenely and flapping her wings.her feet are 10 inches above ground. "who invited her?" asks snehu in disgust. "she gatecrashed." explained auntie." she doesnt really need an invitation,okay?she is one of the prized members of the society"
angel tries to gift snehu her b'dy gift. "what is it?" asks snehu suspiciously "psst secret!5years worth of scoops" "what??u are going to run the crapfest for another five years?" exclaims mash."angel gives her the evil eye." never mind her angel,shes a compulsive negative.gimme that"...she tries to snatch away the gift from snehu. now angel jumps in and in the ensuing catfight,loses her wig. "holy moley" exclaims caro "u dont have any hairs" "what?this is my new skinhead look.exclaims angel"
at that moment,sanu enters the room "who wants to taste my aloo gobi?"
AD immediately wants to go to the loo.
Adi follows suit and adi3 eagerly follows.
"You guys all loo together?" asks neha
"No "says snehu scandalized-"my house has more than 1 loo"
"Yeah'one of them involves escaping through the backdoor" sniggers mash
Maatey gets all senti "you guys cant desert me..i bore u triplets for 9 months-you guys owe me"
"maatey naam ka literal meaning le liya"..says neha
at that moment,a girl in a bird uniform and pacifier enters,bearing a birthday cake
"snehu turns 10" says b'day cake
"Which retard got this one for me?"asks snehu,annoyed
"I gig" says tweety sucking on her pacifier "I fust ake off bart of jake'the bart rat was the handle of the nine"
"Tweety stop sucking on the pacifier'ul give urself a hernia.how old are you anyways?"
"thometimes 10,thometimes thitxteen" says sweety ." i habe bultible bersonality bisorder"
stinky comes in.she hands over her gift 'inspired' by AD.
AD gives her a death glare.
"Stinky do you want to live?"asks AD
Stinky complains to caro of unprovoked attack
Caro closes eyes for patience "why me?" she asks to nobody
*Loud noise *
Phanboy has tried to get inside on a white donkey.the stink was incredible
"Happy bday snehu'mmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh"
And he gifts her a heart locket.
"gross" exclaims snehu.
"u think this is gross?" the heart owner thought this was an it thing
"Oh u consulted the heart owner before purchasing me a gift?"
"Why not?she's my best friend.plus she has great taste.she keeps telling u guys that u dont have any,remember?"
"U know what?i think ur in loweee with ur best friend.u r sentences start and end with her name"says snehu
"Really?"
"Ya'u should work on it"
Phanboy leaves the party,spirits slightly lifted
Everyone breathes a sigh of relief
Angel suddenly gets all hyper"oooh..can we stuff cakes into each others faces and throw glitter all over?"
"angel,sweetie,this is a real bday party of a 19 year old,u cant include your 9year old fantasies here" says kavya.
"Happy budday to snehu"'everyone screams as snehu cuts the cake.'.which finishes off with a "snehu di"'the longest one from dudu.snehu fixes dudu with a death glare.
"what?i call everyone di here on IFs"
"it means buddy"
"really?u know what auntie means here dudu?"
"ok sorry sorry"says dudu apologetically."will never call anyone di again"
snehu clears her throat "Ok why does this party consist just of girls and ermmm'.[looks at phanboy]'others?"
"We sent guest list to the men,sneha"says caro'"they should be on their way". "beats me what thy r doing though" asks adi 1 "these days these men take moe time dolling up than us"
BG muzik'.crows,eagles,drums,clanging steel plates. "RV'RV..R'RV" echoes in the hall
RV enters with dia in tow.dia has strategically arranged pink ribbons all over her and makes a face when RV kisses snehus hand.snehu wipes the hand on tweety's head.
More BG music "mil gaye do jahaaan''." "shut it" screams maatey
Mappu enters sharing an eyelock with nupur.angel squeals in delight. "mappu,the shoot is over,get real and for a single day,can we have the old mayank back?" asks snehu
Mayank fixes snehu with an intense stare.
"Not that one .the older version"..says snehu coldly.
Mappu takes out a book and starts to read,ignoring everybody.
"Hes hopeless."states caro,matter of factly. "actually theres no hope" says anu. "lets all reminisce what he was earlier" "waste of time,anu,lets just all kick him out instead" says adi 3.
BG muzik again
Samrat enters 'blows kisses to everyone.
"sammy do u go to the loo that way too?blowing kisses all over" asks rama,disgusted
Gunjan enters'big fat tears leaking out of her eyes
"what the'.?"everyone is nonplussed
[no one really knows why shes that way,but the ff writer hasn't seen her without those in a long time,so cant really imagine her any other way.looks like she has grown on me.]
Uday enters'makes a beeline for the cake' "wo ho'chil dodo..here,suck on this".some one detaches tweetys pacifier and sticks it into dodo's mouth
"He can have some of my aloo gobi"'sanu says hopefully
Angel looks at mappu and deliberately skids on the floor.mappu,too busy studying,doesn't notice.the bowl of aloo gobi is upturned and her bald pate gets a load of it,acquiring an interesting appearance of a gooey yellow and brown texture.dodo takes out his pacifier.he has never seen angel without makeup.tweety climbs on a chair for a better look.kavya dumps the bowl of tomato soup on her. "what did u do that for??" asks angel annoyed "sorry,just got carried away.anyways you look yummy with all that food on u.plus ur fantasy of food fight is fulfilled"
Adi1--the Rakhi sawant ki wishes
Happy Birthday Sneha
I remember when I read your post first time in IBL gallery I thought you were just a PG 😆'. but then I dunno how 'we started this chindhifying topics thing and then I realized you were certainly not a PG but a chindhi like us'🤣🤣'you are an AWESOME siggy maker' and your chindhifying skills...masha allah..!!!...remember OPEN CHALLENGE??....🤣 🤣....
On a serious note....
Wishing you all the great things in life, hope this day will bring you an extra share of all that makes you happiest. May each and every passing year bring you wisdom, peace and cheer.
and now...my chindhi song for snehu....
Angels ka Demons ka sabka kehna hai
Ek hazaron mein chindhi sneha hai
Sari umar hume chindhifying karna hai
Jabse tune chindhifying kiya shuru
Angels ki toh waat lag gayi guru
Siggies tere kickass this is no bakwaas
Tabhi toh IBL ka kehna hai
Ek hazaron mein chindhi sneha haiHappy birthday to IBL's Lola Kutty cum HAWT babe..!!
P.S.- Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional. 😳 😆 😉
From CAROOOOOOO
my moley!😆
sneha vukku pirandhanaal vaazhthukkal
sneha vukky pirandhanaal vaazhtukkal
sneha nee azhaga porandhittiyaee
sneha vukku pirandhanaalvaazhtukkal
nw that was a bad happy bday song
and u deserve much better
but my chindiness is constrained by various side eeffects😆😆😆
aap ki kahaan PG se chindi tak bahuth acchi rahi! aap tou humaare shaan ho! many more happy bday wishes phor u!
and I remember the chutney song
here goes the avi and i hope u like it
and Remeber
No matter what anybody says..sameer belongs to sneha ONLY😆
LadyM
Your Birthday makes this day
all the more special and beautiful!
Happy Birthday!
Wishing you another year of
good health, happiness and prosperity!
Good luck,
LadyM
adi3
Hey Snehu.......first of all, here's wishing you a very, very happy birthday !! I know we haven't spoken much recently because I've been really inactive, but from the little time that we have spent each other, I'd like to say you're one of the sweetest, most fun, and whackiest people ever !! The CC totally comes alive whenever you're on, and your sense of humor and wit are just amaaaazing. You're a total livewire, and its impossible not to smile while reading your posts. Thank you for spreading so much cheer, joy and happiness. Love ya chindi !!
Many happy returns of the day once again, and I wish that you have a super fun, super lucky, totally gorgeous year ahead !!
Nishaaaa
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SNEHA.......MAY GOD BLESS U
song for u
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you, Sneha, Happy Birthday to you
Baar baar din ye aaye, baar baar dil ye gaaye
Tu jiye hazaaron saal, ye meri hai aarzoo
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you, Sneha, Happy Birthday to you
love
Nisha
Stefff
Happie Birthday Sneha🤗 🥳
Have a great time
God Bless
Your Gipht😆😆
Stolen from a little shop called Google🤣
Loads of Love
Steff
ENjoy the day in your dreamland😆
From Iqra (special BT Gift)-
"dekho, tum aisa nahi karsakte..main aisa hone nahi doongi!"Adi warns Mauppu.
*camera zooms out* Adi and Mappu standing on the suicide point, Mappu giving evil smiles.
He comes from the back of his car(action repeated 3-4 times) "Mappuness Personified" BG says. As his evil smile appears on the big thopda..
"accha, kia karo gi tum? Aaj Sneha ki birth day sab se bada gift! Tumhari maut! Hahahahahaha"Tish tish tish
"Oh no" music for Adi 1. "Ab pata chale ga Mappu se panga lena ka nateeja" Mappu says smiling.
Camera focus onAdi's face 3-4 times, "tum kia samajhti ho, IBL Group of Industries ki Power of Attorney milne ka sunehra mauka main jane doon kia? "Mappu says as if he got the POA.
Adi's face showing the slideshow of tensed emotions where as Mappu's face displaying various evil emoticons ;)
Adi falls from the cliff and Mappu think now he'll get the POW.
"ooohhh yeaaaaa" evil plans' SFX.
"ab pata chalega IBL Parivaar ko" Mappu gies dhamki(talking to himself)
Sneha in the IBL Mansion.
"kia hogaya hai, ab tak sab aye kyon nahi aur who Adi kahan hai?" Sneha worries walking back and forth.
"Adi yahan hoti to Mappu apna kaam kaise karta"smiling evilly Kavya thinks.
"Don't worry she'll be here soon" kavya gives a false assurance.
2years later (only for limited people baki sab ki ghadi ruk gayi)
Mappu on the same cliff,comes out of his car Mapphuness Pesonified'(bg voice slowly whisper)
He remembers the flashbacks when he pushed Adi1 down the cliff.
"hahahaahahaha"he laughs when he feels someone's laughing with him.He turns around shocking! And finds Adi 2 there.
"TUM????" Mappu popping eyes out, Adi's waiting till the word is repeated 2-3 times.
Now she evilly smiles. "tum to mar chuki thin a??..Phir??"Mappu asks worryingly.
"Haan, uss raat meri maut hui thi lekin!! Sachai marti nahi hai!! Main ayi hoon aur apna badlaa lene ayi hoon!"
The words echoed through Mappu's ears and e goes wild!!! Covering his ears with his chune mune hands.
Camera moving to Adi2 then Mappu, keep switching.
So Mappu goes to mental asylum for this.
2 years later.
Mappu runs away from the mental asylum.
Everyone's searching for him; police Neha 1 and neha 2 are informed.
Mappu in white kurtan which says, mental number 5 (they recently opened their mental asylum after they met Mappu they had to open the very first mental asylum; Mappu took time tab tak 4 mentals were already admitted)
He reaches that cliff again, in the IBL Mansion Snehu is still waiting for Adi (sisterly love, made her wait all along)
Kavya, is not in jail or anything, police knows Mappu's sachai but they did not aresst him because he apparently he lost his mansiq santulant. So he got saved, Kavya who was supporting Mappu found out to be a secret enemy of Mappu, she used him to get the POA of the IBL Group of Industries.
Snehu: who ayegi, use ana hi hoga! Who nahi ayi to mujhe paise kaun dega pani puri ke liye?
She starts crying after the dramactic speech.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Camera zooms in Kavya's face, who is smiling and thinking "firkar mat karo Sneha ab who kabhi nahi ayegi! Kabhi nahi" hahahahaha, when we hear "who zaroor ayegi, who zaroor ayegi" Caro steps in the Mansion.
Kavya's eyes pop out "Caro'"
Flashbacks:
Kavya gave Caro poison but caro played a game on Kavya and got saved.Caro was living in a cave for all these years, planning chalein against them.
Flashback ended.
"Kyon de deyia na surprise, main janti hoon, tum yehi soch rahi ho na ke Caro yehan kahan se ayegi jisse tumne zehar de kar marne ki koshish kit hi" Caro reminds starting to cry, "lekin ab main tumhe nahi chodoon gi " caro says, "tum ne jo mere saath kiya.."
"Humein pata hai, age bolo har saal tum yehi bolti ho, age ki kahan bolo ab" sneha says holding her head.
"Oh sorry, to main ki keh rahi thi haan' ab tum nahi bacho gi" Caro says. Badal garaging.
"Oh really, to kia karne wali ho tum? " Kavya asks ohhh yeaa'.
"Adi, "caro calls and she appears from Caro's back. And also Inspector neha.
One is here and Inspector Neha2 is on the cliff trying to cat appu who is running like a bull when it sees laal dupatta.
Back to IBL mansion.
Inspector Neha 2 also brings Mappu to the Mansion so ab yehi mental hospital hai.
Kvya:Adi?? Tum?????
Adi:haaan main, tumne kia socha, ke mujhe mar kea ram se baithogi?? Bhai reincarnation ka zamana hai.
Kavya making angry faces.
Tish tish tish'.
Kavya and Mappu get arrested and then for the rest of their life Adi 1, 2, 3 and caro and Sneha keep wondering where did the 2 nehas come from and they say
"Reincarnation ka zamana hai! Winks winks.
And this sig on behalf of IBL.
Cricket
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