MAYANK bana BASANTI!!!!!!! (Spoofs Pg 1, 2, 3)

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nehlove

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Posted: 16 years ago

Even though rain is pouring chama chham chham... pretty soon we will hear Mayank go... "Chal Dhano Chal... Aaj tere Mayank ki izzat ka sawaal hai.. Nupur ko impress karna hi padega"

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The scenes are going from bad to worse. First of all, what was up with Mayank's striped red shirt?? Did he NOT have a better shirt than that to wear on the date? Secondly, Mayank has become so cheezily cheezy that even cheeze will cringe looking at that.. I mean honestly.. didn't he tell Nupur just the other day that he didn't remember the exact moment he fell in love with her?? But today he remembers its been 87 days?? Wah Wah Mayank.. great calculating skills.. Lastly, the only saving grace of Mayank's character.. his interaction with Mommy has also been ruined and now Nupur's aatma has done pravesh in Mommy too so she became all filmy and suggested all these ideas to Mayank..

For some reason all this is not even bothering me now.. its just making me ROTF and LMAO

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Btw, thanks Mayank for openly giving us the permission to laugh at you. We just can't stop cracking up at the height of absurdity this show has reached... LOL....

FOR MORE LAUGHABLE MOMENTS PLEASE CHECK OUT :

Pg 1 and 2: SRGay Mappu spoof by mjhtac (Aditi)

Pg 4: Sholay ka Mappu by nehlove (Neha)

Edited by nehlove - 16 years ago

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StarshineHues

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Posted: 16 years ago

Neha, couldn't agree with you more. I was literally like WTH ?? looking at Mayank today. He was behaving so NOT Mayank-ly ( I guess thats old news now) but I mean its getting worse everyday. Mayank-Mom scenes have lost ALL their charm....the best part of the epi was actually the precap.Like you said, Mayank was actually LAUGHABLE today !! The most sarcastic, the most intelligent character of the show reduced to THIS ?? I have no words. Literally.

On the brighter side, Neha ji, can we get a Sholay spoof now ?? 😆

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nehlove

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Posted: 16 years ago

Soon Mayank is gonna start singing...

Ho.. Jab tak hai Jaan... Nupur Jaana..

Main wish puri karoonga.... aaa aaaa...

Lol.. Do you want like a song spoof or dialogue spoof?? Main try maarti hu.. chalega??

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Posted: 16 years ago

Neha, I'm on the verge of quitting. Just extremely pissed with MJHT. I caught up on some episodes from last week. WTH was up with Mummy advising Mayu to read magazines based on relationships? Really? Which mother advises that to the son??? On top she tells him that she can get him more magazines on relationships. So, the rest of us normal human beings have to now read relationship magazines in order to understand 'relationships'.

Nupur is starting to really piss me off with her all "shy-coy" act. What kind of ideas are running through her head that she acts shy the minute he comes near her?? 🤔 Why can't she throw some witty line or pick a argument with him or even have a sensible discussion with him?? So far it is all about her being shy the minute he comes close!

Mayank is on the mahaan route of turning into another Raj. I cannot recognize this guy at all!

Mummy is just weird now advising her son on his love life. It's just weird. Normally brown parents advise children to study, but this mom advises son on his lovvvvvve.

No offense. These are strictly my views.

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aditi gupta

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Posted: 16 years ago

possible mappu-nupz date convo:
mappu:heyeyey nnnnupur...tum white dress mein kafi acchi lag rahi ho...tumhe kaafi suit kar raha hai
nupz:slightly confused at the sight of a glowing red halloween devil complimenting her
"excuse me?kya main aapko jaanti hoon?"
mappu: mayank...naam to suna hi hoga tumne?
nupz:accha accha mayank...yeh lal battiyon ka dukaan bankar kya kar rahe ho?
mappu:parampara....tradition...mere dadaji ne yehi dress apne pehle date par pehna tha...mere dad ne bhi...aur ab main
nupz:accha...looks around suspiciously at the decorations
mappu:assuming she's looking for someone else..."kiska hai yeh tumko intezaar main hoon na"
nupz:nahi,kisika bhi nahi...bahar baarish ho rahi hai
mappu:bahar baarish ho rahi hai...main apne ghar par hoon[dialog from kal ho na ho]
nupz:kya?par hum to beach wale restaurant mein hai
mappu:bahar baarish ho rahi hai...main apne ghar par hoon....tum kuch logi?
nupz:staring at the menu "theek hai...lassi aur naashte ka samaan"
mappu:thinking hard ab kya bolu?i was supposed to say "kuch nahi?good ...kyon ki ghar par kuch hai hi nahi"..mayank is worried...nothings going according to plan....first the baarish....now the dialogs getting messed up...looks around

violin man was supposed to play "mohabbatein" but messes up and plays that pathetic prehistoric anu malek song

its raining raining raining
my heart is paining paining paining

[anyone remembers the lyrics?]

to be contd...

Edited by mjhtac - 16 years ago

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nehlove

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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: Gossip Girl
Neha, I'm on the verge of quitting. Just extremely pissed with MJHT. I caught up on some episodes from last week. WTH was up with Mummy advising Mayu to read magazines based on relationships? Really? Which mother advises that to the son??? On top she tells him that she can get him more magazines on relationships. So, the rest of us normal human beings have to now read relationship magazines in order to understand 'relationships'.
I know.. you know when I was back in college and when my mom thought I had a crush on some guy she went to extra lengths to make sure I don't hang out with him TOO much and concentrate on my studies.. Yahan, exact opposite. I mean I can understand if a mom is like... she is a nice girl and what not. But what mom will give such dumb advise? Initially their scenes were so cute. Lately, its just like mayank said.. she is become some 70s ka filmy Maa..

Nupur is starting to really piss me off with her all "shy-coy" act. What kind of ideas are running through her head that she acts shy the minute he comes near her?? 🤔 Why can't she throw some witty line or pick a argument with him or even have a sensible discussion with him?? So far it is all about her being shy the minute he comes close!

Lol... actually despite her shy acts.. she is the only saving grace left in the Mayur track right now... M has completely lost his brains somewhere.. atleast Nupur is somewhat alive with her "by gods"

Mayank is on the mahaan route of turning into another Raj. I cannot recognize this guy at all!

Mummy is just weird now advising her son on his love life. It's just weird. Normally brown parents advise children to study, but this mom advises son on his lovvvvvve.

That is exactly what I just said above and that is why this whole track makes me crack up all the more.. ITs the most retardedly funny thing I've ever witnessed... lol

No offense. These are strictly my views.

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nehlove

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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: mjhtac
possible mappu-nupz date convo:
mappu:heyeyey nnnnupur...tum white dress mein kafi acchi lag rahi ho...tumhe kaafi suit kar raha hai
nupz:slightly confused at the sight of a glowing red halloween devil complimenting her
"excuse me?kya main aapko jaanti hoon?"
mappu: mayank...naam to suna hi hoga tumne?
nupz:accha accha mayank...yeh lal battiyon ka dukaan bankar kya kar rahe ho?
mappu:parampara....tradition...mere dadaji ne yehi dress apne pehle date par pehna tha...mere dad ne bhi...aur ab main
nupz:accha...looks around suspiciously at the decorations
mappu:assuming she's looking for someone else..."kiska hai yeh tumko intezaar main hoon na"
nupz:nahi,kisika bhi nahi...bahar baarish ho rahi hai
mappu:bahar baarish ho rahi hai...main apne ghar par hoon[dialog from kal ho na ho]
nupz:kya?par hum to beach wale restaurant mein hai
mappu:bahar baarish ho rahi hai...main apne ghar par hoon....tum kuch logi?
nupz:staring at the menu "theek hai...lassi aur naashte ka samaan"
mappu:thinking hard ab kya bolu?i was supposed to say "kuch nahi?good ...kyon ki ghar par kuch hai hi nahi"..mayank is worried...nothings going according to plan....first the baarish....now the dialogs getting messed up...looks around

violin man was supposed to play "mohabbatein" but messes up and plays that pathetic prehistoric anu malek song

its raining raining raining
my heart is paining paining paining

[anyone remembers the lyrics?]

to be contd...

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Pehle Mappu Bana Basanti.. Ab Mappu bana Raj.. Continue soon.. Cant wait for the next part... LOL

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Posted: 16 years ago

Come on Neha..you have hurted me with this topic...

How can you make fun of Mayank wearing red shirt....he is wearing Nupur's favourite colour na..see he wants to impress his lady lowe😉 and reg the number of roses...usney raath ko baitkey yeh assignment kiya hoga....its just that we were not shown....

aur maa ka kya kehna...she is very happy that her akdoo & sadoo son finally got hold of a girl...😃 so you see she helps him out by providing relationship magazines and giving tips as to how to keep your girl happy. Basically we should be happy and thankful to her😃

Nupur is a Bharatiya Naari...how much ever nautanki she does, she ought to feel shy when her guy comes closer. She has to give coy looks and blush as soon as their eyes meet. this is the real pehchaan of a susheel girl.

This is how people behave when in lowweee...😆😆

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petticoat

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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: nehlove
Soon Mayank is gonna start singing...

Ho.. Jab tak hai Jaan... Nupur Jaana..

Main wish puri karoonga.... aaa aaaa...

Lol.. Do you want like a song spoof or dialogue spoof?? Main try maarti hu.. chalega??

Dialogue waala

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WOh satin red ribbon striped with normal ribbon pehen raha tha...LOL... i interesting shirt..

Mayank drama is over!! chalo chalo drama waale kapdon pehenna band karo!😆

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nehlove

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Posted: 16 years ago

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Originally posted by: ofcourse
Come on Neha..you have hurted me with this topic...

How can you make fun of Mayank wearing red shirt....he is wearing Nupur's favourite colour na..see he wants to impress his lady lowe😉 and reg the number of roses...usney raath ko baitkey yeh assignment kiya hoga....its just that we were not shown....

aur maa ka kya kehna...she is very happy that her akdoo & sadoo son finally got hold of a girl...😃 so you see she helps him out by providing relationship magazines and giving tips as to how to keep your girl happy. Basically we should be happy and thankful to her😃

Nupur is a Bharatiya Naari...how much ever nautanki she does, she ought to feel shy when her guy comes closer. She has to give coy looks and blush as soon as their eyes meet. this is the real pehchaan of a susheel girl.

This is how people behave when in lowweee...😆😆

@bold- Sorry.. I didn't mean to have hurted you..

@red- Since you seem to know.. Can you also tell me ki aaj woh college bhi nahi gaya kya?? He was shown sitting in the restaurant at beach all depressed.

@blue- Don't forget she also helped him finance ths date. Mayank toh job karta nahi lekin bus aaram se Maa ke paise udayega

@purple- yeah I know so I have learnt in my "sharmaology" classes..