MAYANK bana BASANTI!!!!!!! (Spoofs Pg 1, 2, 3) - Page 3

Originally posted by: nehlove

Ok... since most of us cannot tolerate this utter nonsense anymore.. hopefully this will cheer us up a bit..

Sholay spoof

Scene 1: Gabbar Ma

Mayank comes home without roses...

Ma: Arre oh mayyu... kitne roses laane the

Mappu: 87 maa..

Ma: Bus 87 laane the aur phir bhi waapis aa gaye. Kya socha tha ki Nupur bahut khush hogi?? Patt jaayegi?

Mappu: maaf kar do maa

Ma: Iski sazaa milegi.. zaroor milegi.. Yeh kitne haath hai?

Mappu: Do Ma...

Ma: Haath do aur Mayyu ek.. bahut nainsaafi hai.. (takes one hand behind her back) Ab theek hai..👏👏👏

Mappu: Maine tumhare haath ka bana khana khaya hai maa..

Ma: Toh bata' yeh maa tujhe kaunsi chakki ka aata khilati hai??

Mappu: Pata nahi..😆 lekin yeh sach hai ki maine tumhare haath ka bana khana khaya hai..

Ma: Khana khaya hai.. ab ek pyaara sa thapar kha.. Aur jaa kahin se bhi roses aur safed ghode ka intezaam kar..

Scene 2: Suicide

Mappu: Axe-L waalo.. main jaa raha hoon.. Susaaide'.

Students: Lekin kyun??

Mappu: Yeh jo Nupur haina Nupur.. usse meri date honewali thi lekin iss flower ki dukanwale ne ismein bhaanji maar di.. isliye.. yeh mera akhri good bye..

Samrat: Saala Nautanki.. ghadi ghadi drama karta hai.. And damn these creatives.. play mein enough nahi tha kya.. humeshaa usiko nautanki scenes dete hai aur mujhe bus sheena ke saath bitha diya hai' Kash sheena bhi sholay ki jaya bhaduri ki tarah sirf door se mujhe ghoore aur jab main guitar bajaoo toh chali jaaye..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mappu: Dekh lena axe-l walo.. Me dying then police coming.. police taking flowerwala to jail and in the jail flowerwala chakki pissing and pissing..

Students: Arre bhaiya.. isko rose de do.. Haan keh do..

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rosewala: Theek hai.. Main tumhe 87 roses dene ke liye tayyar hoon..

Mappu: Rosewala bhi raazi aur taangewala bhi.. Isiliye.. Suicide cancel'

Scene 3: Tanga scene..

Mappu: Yu ke.. taangewale bhai mujhe zyaada baat karne ki aadat toh hai nahi lekin bus itna puchhna tha ki iss ghode pe kaise baithte hai??

Bhaiyya: Ek pair uss taraf.. ek pair iss taraf aur baaki ka ghode ke upar..

Mappu: Yu ki.. Chalo theek hai.. Dhanno.. tu sab sambhal lena..

On the way it starts raining and Mappu is already late'

Mappu: Chal Dhano Chal.. Aaj tere Mappu ki izzat ka sawaal hai..

Dhanno: Arre Mappu'

Mappu: Yu ki.. yeh kaun bola??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dhanno: Ye hum bol rahe hai..

Mappu: Dhanno tum?? Chamatkar ho gaya.. Mera ispecial miraculous touch healing powers animals pe bhi work hote hai.. Sabashh Mappu.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dhanno: Choop Raho Mappu.. Agar tere pichhe Nupur padi hai toh mere pichhe bhi stable mein chaar ghode pade hai jinko jaake mujhe milna hai.. jab tum mere upar se utroge..

Scene 4: At the Date..

Nupur: By God.. Zyaada bolne ki aadat toh mujhe hai nahi lekin tumne kya socha ki Nupur morena ki rehnewali hai toh usse akal nahi hai aur tum usse wait karwake bana loge usse ullu?? Ab jaldi bolo warna Nupur jaa rahi hai apne ghar..

Since Mayank is at loss of words'

Nupur: Itna Sannata kyun hai bhai?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mappu: Nupur' Tumhara naam kya hai Nupur..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nupur(weird look): Nupur..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mappu: Nupur.. aaj maine kuch socha hai..

Nupur: Kabhi Kabhi yeh kaam bhi kar lena chahiye (warna aaj kal toh tum sochte hi nahi ho)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mappu: Maine socha hai ki aaj yahan violins bajege aur hum dono dance karenge..

Nupur: Sab humein dance karke dekhenge toh.. Aas Paas se aake Kamine Kutte humara khoon pee jaayege..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mappu: Phir bhi hum dance karenge.. (forwards his hand so she can take it and dance with him)

Mappu: Yeh haath mujhe de de Nupur.. Dance ke liye. Yeh haath mujhe de de..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nupur: Nahi' Mayank iss beach pe sab ke saamne matt naachna Mayank.. matt nachna..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mayank: Ho' Jab tak hai Jaan' Nupur Jaana.. Hum teri wish puri karenge' Hoo.. Hoo..

Nupur: Mayank Jaana.. Machhar Maarna' Rain mein mujhe kaatenge' Hooo Hoo..

Mayank: Don't worry Nupur.. Inn Machharo ko aaj main nahi chhoroonga.. Chun Chun Kar maaroonga' Chun Chun Kar.. Aakhi yeh haath nahi.. yeh phaansi ka phanda hai..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Scene 5: MJHT phorum

PD: Mappu Numbo date ke non cheesy hone par kitna bet laga hai?

PD assitant: Pure 20% members..

PD: Soona' pure 20% members aur yeh 20% isliye hai ki yahaan se 100 posts door jab MJHT phorum pe koi MN scene par excited ho jaata hai aur celebrate karta hai toh PD kehti hai.. Chup hoja member warna Cheezy Mappu Man cut/outs lekar aa jaayega.... Aur teen din (jab main nahi thi) acchhe scenes dekar inn bewakoof creatives ne PD ke bakwaas scoops ka naam mitti mein mila diya.. Iski sazaa milegi.. barabar milegi..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Aur usiki sazaa hum sab bhoogat rahe hai.. chaar din ki chandni phir kaali raat..

Originally posted by: nureat01

Neha, Mappu gives us more and more reasons to LAUGH everday...usne toh humein KHUD hi free license diya hai to laugh at him per yesterday's epi....itna 'intelligent' retort! WAaaah! Jiyo Mappu laal!

Best part about your spoof is that given the track record of this show, this is FULLY possible to be incorporated into this show....ROFL

Originally posted by: nehlove

Ok... since most of us cannot tolerate this utter nonsense anymore.. hopefully this will cheer us up a bit..

Sholay spoof

Scene 1: Gabbar Ma

Mayank comes home without roses...

Ma: Arre oh mayyu... kitne roses laane the

Mappu: 87 maa..

Ma: Bus 87 laane the aur phir bhi waapis aa gaye. Kya socha tha ki Nupur bahut khush hogi?? Patt jaayegi?

Mappu: maaf kar do maa

Ma: Iski sazaa milegi.. zaroor milegi.. Yeh kitne haath hai?

Mappu: Do Ma...

Ma: Haath do aur Mayyu ek.. bahut nainsaafi hai.. (takes one hand behind her back) Ab theek hai..

Mappu: Maine tumhare haath ka bana khana khaya hai maa..

Ma: Toh bata' yeh maa tujhe kaunsi chakki ka aata khilati hai??

Mappu: Pata nahi.. lekin yeh sach hai ki maine tumhare haath ka bana khana khaya hai..

Ma: Khana khaya hai.. ab ek pyaara sa thapar kha.. Aur jaa kahin se bhi roses aur safed ghode ka intezaam kar..

Scene 2: Suicide

Mappu: Axe-L waalo.. main jaa raha hoon.. Susaaide'.

Students: Lekin kyun??

Mappu: Yeh jo Nupur haina Nupur.. usse meri date honewali thi lekin iss flower ki dukanwale ne ismein bhaanji maar di.. isliye.. yeh mera akhri good bye..

Samrat: Saala Nautanki.. ghadi ghadi drama karta hai.. And damn these creatives.. play mein enough nahi tha kya.. humeshaa usiko nautanki scenes dete hai aur mujhe bus sheena ke saath bitha diya hai' Kash sheena bhi sholay ki jaya bhaduri ki tarah sirf door se mujhe ghoore aur jab main guitar bajaoo toh chali jaaye..

Mappu: Dekh lena axe-l walo.. Me dying then police coming.. police taking flowerwala to jail and in the jail flowerwala chakki pissing and pissing..

Students: Arre bhaiya.. isko rose de do.. Haan keh do..

Rosewala: Theek hai.. Main tumhe 87 roses dene ke liye tayyar hoon..

Mappu: Rosewala bhi raazi aur taangewala bhi.. Isiliye.. Suicide cancel'

Scene 3: Tanga scene..

Mappu: Yu ke.. taangewale bhai mujhe zyaada baat karne ki aadat toh hai nahi lekin bus itna puchhna tha ki iss ghode pe kaise baithte hai??

Bhaiyya: Ek pair uss taraf.. ek pair iss taraf aur baaki ka ghode ke upar..

Mappu: Yu ki.. Chalo theek hai.. Dhanno.. tu sab sambhal lena..

On the way it starts raining and Mappu is already late'

Mappu: Chal Dhano Chal.. Aaj tere Mappu ki izzat ka sawaal hai..

Dhanno: Arre Mappu'

Mappu: Yu ki.. yeh kaun bola??

Dhanno: Ye hum bol rahe hai..

Mappu: Dhanno tum?? Chamatkar ho gaya.. Mera ispecial miraculous touch healing powers animals pe bhi work hote hai.. Sabashh Mappu.

Dhanno: Choop Raho Mappu.. Agar tere pichhe Nupur padi hai toh mere pichhe bhi stable mein chaar ghode pade hai jinko jaake mujhe milna hai.. jab tum mere upar se utroge..

Scene 4: At the Date..

Nupur: By God.. Zyaada bolne ki aadat toh mujhe hai nahi lekin tumne kya socha ki Nupur morena ki rehnewali hai toh usse akal nahi hai aur tum usse wait karwake bana loge usse ullu?? Ab jaldi bolo warna Nupur jaa rahi hai apne ghar..

Since Mayank is at loss of words'

Nupur: Itna Sannata kyun hai bhai?

Mappu: Nupur' Tumhara naam kya hai Nupur..

Nupur(weird look): Nupur..

Mappu: Nupur.. aaj maine kuch socha hai..

Nupur: Kabhi Kabhi yeh kaam bhi kar lena chahiye (warna aaj kal toh tum sochte hi nahi ho)

Mappu: Maine socha hai ki aaj yahan violins bajege aur hum dono dance karenge..

Nupur: Sab humein dance karke dekhenge toh.. Aas Paas se aake Kamine Kutte humara khoon pee jaayege..

Mappu: Phir bhi hum dance karenge.. (forwards his hand so she can take it and dance with him)

Mappu: Yeh haath mujhe de de Nupur.. Dance ke liye. Yeh haath mujhe de de..

Nupur: Nahi' Mayank iss beach pe sab ke saamne matt naachna Mayank.. matt nachna..

Mayank: Ho' Jab tak hai Jaan' Nupur Jaana.. Hum teri wish puri karenge' Hoo.. Hoo..

Nupur: Mayank Jaana.. Machhar Maarna' Rain mein mujhe kaatenge' Hooo Hoo..

Mayank: Don't worry Nupur.. Inn Machharo ko aaj main nahi chhoroonga.. Chun Chun Kar maaroonga' Chun Chun Kar.. Aakhi yeh haath nahi.. yeh phaansi ka phanda hai..

Scene 5: MJHT phorum

PD: Mappu Numbo date ke non cheesy hone par kitna bet laga hai?

PD assitant: Pure 20% members..

PD: Soona' pure 20% members aur yeh 20% isliye hai ki yahaan se 100 posts door jab MJHT phorum pe koi MN scene par excited ho jaata hai aur celebrate karta hai toh PD kehti hai.. Chup hoja member warna Cheezy Mappu Man cut/outs lekar aa jaayega.... Aur teen din (jab main nahi thi) acchhe scenes dekar inn bewakoof creatives ne PD ke bakwaas scoops ka naam mitti mein mila diya.. Iski sazaa milegi.. barabar milegi..

Aur usiki sazaa hum sab bhoogat rahe hai.. chaar din ki chandni phir kaali raat..

Originally posted by: nehlove

Ok... since most of us cannot tolerate this utter nonsense anymore.. hopefully this will cheer us up a bit..

Sholay spoof

Scene 1: Gabbar Ma

Mayank comes home without roses...

Ma: Arre oh mayyu... kitne roses laane the

Mappu: 87 maa..

Ma: Bus 87 laane the aur phir bhi waapis aa gaye. Kya socha tha ki Nupur bahut khush hogi?? Patt jaayegi?

Mappu: maaf kar do maa

Ma: Iski sazaa milegi.. zaroor milegi.. Yeh kitne haath hai?

Mappu: Do Ma...

Ma: Haath do aur Mayyu ek.. bahut nainsaafi hai.. (takes one hand behind her back) Ab theek hai..

Mappu: Maine tumhare haath ka bana khana khaya hai maa..

Ma: Toh bata' yeh maa tujhe kaunsi chakki ka aata khilati hai??

Mappu: Pata nahi.. lekin yeh sach hai ki maine tumhare haath ka bana khana khaya hai..

Ma: Khana khaya hai.. ab ek pyaara sa thapar kha.. Aur jaa kahin se bhi roses aur safed ghode ka intezaam kar..

Scene 2: Suicide

Mappu: Axe-L waalo.. main jaa raha hoon.. Susaaide'.

Students: Lekin kyun??

Mappu: Yeh jo Nupur haina Nupur.. usse meri date honewali thi lekin iss flower ki dukanwale ne ismein bhaanji maar di.. isliye.. yeh mera akhri good bye..

Samrat: Saala Nautanki.. ghadi ghadi drama karta hai.. And damn these creatives.. play mein enough nahi tha kya.. humeshaa usiko nautanki scenes dete hai aur mujhe bus sheena ke saath bitha diya hai' Kash sheena bhi sholay ki jaya bhaduri ki tarah sirf door se mujhe ghoore aur jab main guitar bajaoo toh chali jaaye..

Mappu: Dekh lena axe-l walo.. Me dying then police coming.. police taking flowerwala to jail and in the jail flowerwala chakki pissing and pissing..

Students: Arre bhaiya.. isko rose de do.. Haan keh do..

Rosewala: Theek hai.. Main tumhe 87 roses dene ke liye tayyar hoon..

Mappu: Rosewala bhi raazi aur taangewala bhi.. Isiliye.. Suicide cancel'

Scene 3: Tanga scene..

Mappu: Yu ke.. taangewale bhai mujhe zyaada baat karne ki aadat toh hai nahi lekin bus itna puchhna tha ki iss ghode pe kaise baithte hai??

Bhaiyya: Ek pair uss taraf.. ek pair iss taraf aur baaki ka ghode ke upar..

Mappu: Yu ki.. Chalo theek hai.. Dhanno.. tu sab sambhal lena..

On the way it starts raining and Mappu is already late'

Mappu: Chal Dhano Chal.. Aaj tere Mappu ki izzat ka sawaal hai..

Dhanno: Arre Mappu'

Mappu: Yu ki.. yeh kaun bola??

Dhanno: Ye hum bol rahe hai..

Mappu: Dhanno tum?? Chamatkar ho gaya.. Mera ispecial miraculous touch healing powers animals pe bhi work hote hai.. Sabashh Mappu.

Dhanno: Choop Raho Mappu.. Agar tere pichhe Nupur padi hai toh mere pichhe bhi stable mein chaar ghode pade hai jinko jaake mujhe milna hai.. jab tum mere upar se utroge..

Scene 4: At the Date..

Nupur: By God.. Zyaada bolne ki aadat toh mujhe hai nahi lekin tumne kya socha ki Nupur morena ki rehnewali hai toh usse akal nahi hai aur tum usse wait karwake bana loge usse ullu?? Ab jaldi bolo warna Nupur jaa rahi hai apne ghar..

Since Mayank is at loss of words'

Nupur: Itna Sannata kyun hai bhai?

Mappu: Nupur' Tumhara naam kya hai Nupur..

Nupur(weird look): Nupur..

Mappu: Nupur.. aaj maine kuch socha hai..

Nupur: Kabhi Kabhi yeh kaam bhi kar lena chahiye (warna aaj kal toh tum sochte hi nahi ho)

Mappu: Maine socha hai ki aaj yahan violins bajege aur hum dono dance karenge..

Nupur: Sab humein dance karke dekhenge toh.. Aas Paas se aake Kamine Kutte humara khoon pee jaayege..

Mappu: Phir bhi hum dance karenge.. (forwards his hand so she can take it and dance with him)

Mappu: Yeh haath mujhe de de Nupur.. Dance ke liye. Yeh haath mujhe de de..

Nupur: Nahi' Mayank iss beach pe sab ke saamne matt naachna Mayank.. matt nachna..

Mayank: Ho' Jab tak hai Jaan' Nupur Jaana.. Hum teri wish puri karenge' Hoo.. Hoo..

Nupur: Mayank Jaana.. Machhar Maarna' Rain mein mujhe kaatenge' Hooo Hoo..

Mayank: Don't worry Nupur.. Inn Machharo ko aaj main nahi chhoroonga.. Chun Chun Kar maaroonga' Chun Chun Kar.. Aakhi yeh haath nahi.. yeh phaansi ka phanda hai..

Scene 5: MJHT phorum

PD: Mappu Numbo date ke non cheesy hone par kitna bet laga hai?

PD assitant: Pure 20% members..

PD: Soona' pure 20% members aur yeh 20% isliye hai ki yahaan se 100 posts door jab MJHT phorum pe koi MN scene par excited ho jaata hai aur celebrate karta hai toh PD kehti hai.. Chup hoja member warna Cheezy Mappu Man cut/outs lekar aa jaayega.... Aur teen din (jab main nahi thi) acchhe scenes dekar inn bewakoof creatives ne PD ke bakwaas scoops ka naam mitti mein mila diya.. Iski sazaa milegi.. barabar milegi..

Aur usiki sazaa hum sab bhoogat rahe hai.. chaar din ki chandni phir kaali raat..

@Rama, Caro- Thank you ppl... I posted it in both the IBLs too... MJHT and CC....