Entry 7dialogue between Gur and his would be father-in-law where they both are trying to fix the wedding time and venue😆
Gur (melodramatic) - kya ye sab zaroori hai ?
Father-in-law - kya jo tum kar rahe ho zaroori hai ?
Gur (thinks for long , then) -haan
Father- draamebaaz, mujhe to tu pehle se hi pasand nahin tha
Gur - (his facial expressions change, a look of anger, all cameras focus on him)
Ye aap kya keh rahe ho....papa.......Ye sunne se pehle main mar kyon nahin gaya (background sound - thak thak thak )
Father - tujhe milne se pehle main kyon nahin mar gaya ?tujhmein meri beti ne aisa kya dekh liya ?
Gur (shocked) - papa , aap ko kya ho gaya hai, aap mere aur uske beech mein mat aao, hum dono ke beech koi nahin aa sakta, koi nahin
Father - chal bak bak band kar beta, bata kis samay wedding karni hai ? aur kahaan ?
Gur - i think we can do the wedding quickly ,in the ten minutes ,when the commercial break comes while the show "kyonki cloddy bhi kabhi ashoka tha " comes
Father - fir shuru ho gaya !😡 teri inhi harkaton ki wajah se teri teen baar pehle hi wedding hote hote reh gayi. Abe bete, tu bhi to itni weddings dekhta hai tv mein, koi das minute ke andar poori hoti hai ?
Gur -(thinking with a funny expression , background tone - james bond) -yup, ye baat aapne sahi ki, ok i'll follow whatever you have to say
Father -(relieved) ok then , come on........
And the wedding went of without any hassles ! And everyone lived vampily ever after 👏








Entry 8I met up with abhijeet in khar market. He was bargaining with thopu da for 1 kg of hilsa fish.
I asked him for an interview and he agreed.
It goes something like this:
Me: Lets start off by asking you about how your career began:
Abhijeet: Well, i was gifted with the most melodious voice in the world. I was the most handsome fellow in my class as well. I was sure i could become a star singer. My father disagreed . I left home and went to bombay to earn my fortune. Pancham da Gave me a song and thats how my career started.😎
Me: tell me, you always get angry if someone sounds like an established singer, yet you yourself are branded by many to be a kishore clone.(😉- I had to say this- my readers need masala!! 😉😉)
Abhijeet: those people can think whatever they like. They're a bunch of no talent pests who don't understand music.😡😡
Me:I dont understand you, sir.Shocked (😉)
Abhijeet: of course you won't understand! you asked such a mindless question to me, how would you understand?!! 😆
Me: hmmm.. sir, dont be ofended, but the only hit songs you ever gave us were songs from yes boss, chalte chalte and 1 song from oso. what is the reason for this??
Abhijeet: Oh shut up!!😡What do you know about music? quality matters, not quantity!!
Me: oh.. so what ur saying is that kumar sanu's 28 recordings in a day which won him a guiness record and his 5 filmfare awards in a row compared to your one award for main koi aisa geet gaao mean nothing to you!!😉
Abhiheet: 😡😡
Me:Chill ,old man! hair today, gone tommorrow, remember? why do you think himesh hasn't lost his temper on srgmp after the hair plug? Wink anyway, hehe.. moving to current topics, why does your hair fall on one episode and grow back on another? did dr. batras give you some alternating package or something?
Abhijeet- No comment. Please ask me relevant topics or i leave. 😈
Me- (ok guys. he's calmed down.. i have to use my trump card now!!)
Me- alright. anyway, what do you think of amazing talents, such as say...(😉😉) ..ATIF ASLAM?
Abhijeet- 😡😡😡 How dare you !! Atif aslam can't carry a tune to save his life!!! I DESERVED PEHELI NAZAR MEIN!! MEEEE!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Me- ohhhhh.. so THATS why you scolded aneek for singing it!! A bad memory = a fallen follicle, right?
So anyway.. you spend most your time insulting new singers and go as far as to call songs themselves "besura".. So who do you think IS good these days?!
Abhijeet: why of course,

Me- who the hell is this?😕😕
Abhijeet: Are YOU MAD?!!! This is TOSHI! he is better than all the legend singers ever born!!! he is more talented than anyone i met, even... ME!!!
Me(sarcastically): even you?!!! Well, he MUST be very talented then.
Hey, wasn't he the guy who got famous for singing the following songs?:
Piya re
piya re
piya re
piya re
and last but not the least,
piya re!
Abhijeet : and don't forget piya re. I am writing a book called "you, me and toshi" for only Rs. 1200..
Me- aaah.. i see your philosophy.. less sales so higher price right?? Your really are a genius!
Abhijeet - Why yes I am, thank you. this was the first sensible thing you said today.
Me- thanks for the interview , abhijeet...
Abhijeet- It's abhijeet sahaab. now get lost.
Xoxo
Edited by Rage-Of-Angels - 16 years ago