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At camp Kamini instigates sweta that sal cares more for sawari. sawari makes flower pot as gift for amrit/sal . Sweta breaks it. At home after kshir pooja bhabho asks Amrit to feel Saloni's maang. Sal fills herself when no one is watching. Sawari calls sal and congratulate Nahar/sal. Later vaidehi/sawari makes gudda guddi ande decides to gift sal/Amrit.When a girl teases sweta that sal looks like sawari's mom, sweta gets upset and faint, Meanwhile adi is missing and Tara is angry at everyone and looking for adi. She spots adi in the car with jiji and drags him home. She then locks him in the room. Jiji comes to get adi and about to take adi with him. Sal locks him again and fighting with jiji. Jiji falls from the top and she is serious. Sal and others take jiji to hopsital. Jiji is worried about brij and adi. Sal promise to look after them. Jiji reveals Sawari is her real daughter she was looking for. Sal is so happy. Jiji dies. Adi tells police sal killed his mom. Sal is arrested, Sweta is hospitalized so amrit rushes there. While samar tries to get salon free. Lawyer notifies unless adi testifies it was accident sal can't be freed. Sweta cries and asks for sal. Amrit goes to sal, she tells him sawari is her real daughter and asks amrit to break news to sawari, amrit goes back to hospital and about to tell sawari the news sweta wakes up and keep assurance that sal is her mother. Amrti says yes and leave. amrit calls sal and tells her he can not tell sawari and that sweta has a weak heart and may not be able to bear any shock. If she tries to get sawari she may loose sweta. Now she has to decide. Sal is sad. In the court amrit tries to take blame of jiji's death sal reveal's amrit's true identity and that Nahar is dead. Amrit is a swami who helped them thru bad times. court refuses to believe amrit. after the session every one is angry and accuses sal of ruining family prestige. Bhabho is angry that sal lied and did not let them mourn Nahar's death amrit tries to talk but no one listens,

A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school.

After the first day, the boy's parents were surprised when he walked in after school with a stern, focused and very determined expression on his face, and went right past them straight to his room, where he quietly closed the door. For nearly two hours he toiled away in his room - with math books strewn about his desk and the surrounding floor. He emerged long enough to eat, and after quickly cleaning his plate, went straight back to his room, closed the door, and worked feverishly at his studies until bedtime.

This pattern continued ceaselessly until it was time for the first quarter report card. The boy walked in with his report card -- unopened -- laid it on the dinnertable and went straight to his room. Cautiously, his mother opened it, and to her amazement, she saw a bright red "A" under the subject of MATH.

Overjoyed, she and her husband rushed into their son's room, thrilled at his remarkable progress. "Was it the nuns that did it?," the father asked. The boy only shook his head and said, "No." "Was it the one-on-one tutoring? The peer-mentoring?" "No." "The textbooks? The teachers? The curriculum?"

"Nope," said the son. "On that first day, when I walked in the front door and saw that guy they nailed to the 'plus sign,' I just knew they meant business!"

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I really liked the one about maths...🤣

Excellent as usual. Keep it up.... Sorry it took me so long to read it...............I was saving the best for last...😃

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