I have noodles in my nose!! LOL Try it

I'm a Freaky cutie with a sexy smile who shot a shoe because I have noodles in my nose🤣 noodles in my nose...ahahahhaha

First, add "I'm a/an" to the title

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[x ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ x]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[x ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[ ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who will be naked with
[ ]5 = who killed
[ ]6 =who banged
[ ]7 = who smoked with
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who was stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who slept with
[ x ]12 = who shot

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ x]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = a glass of milk
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a po*n star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = a lover
[ ]12 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a pickle
[ ]17 = a jew
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = a dildo
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ]30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

[ ]White = because I love marijuana
[ ]Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[ ]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ x]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose..
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs
[ ]Aqua = 'cause the 306CBZ kick but

I'm a freaky athlete with a hot boyfriend who ate a condom because I'm sexy as hell.

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This is funny! :P

I'm a freakyy prep with a sexy smile who will be naked with an easter egg because i'm sexy as hell.LOL!

I am a freaky prep with a sexy smile who was stabbed horribly by a homo 'cause the 306CBZ kick but.

I got stabbed my a homo! 😲 🤣

LMAOOO 🤣
This is hilarious!!!

i am a little too happy prep with a sexy smile who shot a homo because im sexy as hell 🤣

Originally posted by: Lead-Oxide

I'm a freaky athlete with a hot boyfriend who ate a condom because I'm sexy as hell.

😳🤣

This is funny! :P