DM and Santo's conversation on Valentine's Day!
Santo (Shivering and barely able to stand still ) :Malik...
DM gives stare to burn a hole through Santo's soul...poor girl.
DM : (With supreme arrogance, DM ishtyle) Kem Che?
Santo (Voice gets stuck in throat) : Malik...
DM : (Eyes filled with fury & irritation now ) Kem Che, Chokri?
Santo : (Hastily keeps a steel tiffin box on his study table) Happy Sant Bhalentine's Day, Malik.
DM looks completely bewildered and stares at the box and at his wife.
DM : Kya? Aur yeh dabba mein kya hain?
Santo : Dhokla Malik...Heart shaped....
DM : (Looking even more bewildered than before) Heart shaped Dhoklas?
Santo : (Blushing, even though still shivering with fear) Woh Shashank Bhai ne kaha ki aaj kisi Sadhu Mahatma ka janamdin hain...koi Sant Bhalentine...aur is mein ladki-ladke ek doosre ko gift de dete hain...isi liye, maine heart shaped Dhokla banaye...
DM : (With an incredulous expression & seething with anger) Teri itni himmat, Chokri....ki tu mujhe gift de rahi hain? Aaj tak, meri Kohinoor ke alawa aur kisi ne mujhe kuch nahin diya...aur tu? Kal ki aayi hui chokri...get out, get out of of my study right now!
Santo begins sobbing and proceeds to leave, taking the Dhokla Dabba with her.
DM (Rudely) Ise kahan le jaa rahin hain, Chokri? Yeh steel ka dabba meri Kohinoor ke dahej mein aaya tha...leave it here and get out.
When Santo goes out crying, DM smiled wickedly to himself and proceeds to gobble up the heart shaped Dhokla.
DM : Woh Chokri kitni bhi bewakoof ho, Dhokla toh bahut Saras banati hain....(Looking at Kohinoor's portrait) Ummm, wish you could try them too Subhadra!
Edited by soapie - 16 years ago