Dance of the D******

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Posted: 16 years ago
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Dance Of The Damned | 2008-12-15
(This article is harsh, me thinks. Personally, I like Anita and Ishita.)
Who among the 10 girls will walk away with the crown?

Another dance show. Phew! When will the mill stop churning out these shake-a-leg for nuts?




And you have the spent forces and wannabes coming together as 'mentors', yes 'mentors' to a bunch of boring housewives who want to prove a point. So let's take a walk down the hall of I-want-some-fame.

It seems Barkha realized that draping sarees and wearing kilos of make up was doing her no good. And hence decided to go in for an image make over and prance around in precious little. The tall and dandy chick this, is hell-bent on proving that she has it in her, what with 'Ek Haseena Ek Khiladi' before this bummer. We suggest you stick to the holier-than-thou roles and spare us the torture.




After a nightmarish debut in 'Mother 98' , Sanober wasn't able to do anything worthwhile except for a titillating music video (Meri beri ke ber mat todo) eons ago which drew stares and flak from one and all. BB feels she dances well, but babes where are you headed? You neither fit into the daily sob soaps and nor the iconic status you're looking for. But the question that's giving us sleepless nights is which 'aunty' in the country has agreed to your mentoring. What will you teach her? Gyrate and make sexy moves in front of her saasu ma?



Minkkkkkk ! We missed you ! And we're lying. DQ is actually a rehab of losers ya. Story goes, Dev Anand discovered her at a party and said ' India needs actresses like you'...yeah right we say. We still don't know what hit us. When she danced to Ude ude hain and Lal garaara we thought it was Jaggu Dada sans his moustache. Whoever had the courage to bring her out of her hiding and that too as a mentor! The student (read victim) will forget the little bit of dance she ever knew. We'll just tell Mink one thing "Get Real".



Why is Anita misleading us with serials,film,serials,film? Ha ha ,as if we care. First she tried to look sexy with 'Ding dong ding ' in 'Kuch Toh Hai' and made us run for a breather. Then hurled a 'Kavyanjali' at us. After being replaced by Prachi Desai as Ekta's blue eyed girl, Anita was left with little or nothing to do. 'Khatron Ke khiladi ' did try to salvage her and one still has to see where her career's headed after this.



No brownie points for guessing how she found a place in the industry. After a brief stint with veejaying followed by the popular Marathi music video, all she was seen doing was hosting shows here and there and attending all the parties in town. Not half as talented as her mum, Ishitta has a long way to go. Will this be her big ticket? We don't want to know.



The immensely popular kaliyon ka chaman only helped Meghna get a lead role in the c grade 'Hawas'. We all know that the film was made with absolute 'noble intentions'.And then she disappeared like a deer, only to be pulled out of her den, wherein she was hibernating, for KKK. After attempting some daring stunts, she looks poised to teach the same in the name of dance. We await the act Meghs.





Now who's Bruna? If you had the time to run your minds to the immensely forgettable ' Cash' , you'll remember a giraffe doing a jig on the sleep inducing Rahem kare rabba rahen kare. Yes , she 's the one. For someone who's learning to dance herself, what lessons is she going to give as a mentor? Your guess is good as ours. The student might end up teaching her some dance in the bargain. There could have been someone else . Why her? This is beyond BB.



This former Miss Asia Pacific only tortured us with her raunchy acts in whatever little Shweta has done so far. Remember her in 'iya maiya re in 'Bandhan'? You don't? We don't blame you. We'll rather remember her in the blink and you'll miss role in 'Maqbool'. After her failed innings in films, this southy who makes painstaking efforts to move herself is gearing up to do irreparable damage to a contestant.



This wannabe Rakhi Sawant and the current bitch of television, Sambhavana can actually compete with Bombay Bitch going by the potshots she's taken on her Big Boss inmates recently. This bhojpuri film item girl, is actually a potential winner, only if she tames her temper and doesn't badmouth her fellow contestants. But we still cannot predict the future for this item girl in Hindi films . Given the kind of figure she has, Kollywood is what we suggest.



She had talent, but no luck. And now Dipshhikha is over the hill, playing mom to 25 year olds on TV. This yummy mummy is one of the saner ones on the show and stands a fair chance to win. But we need to see whether her student imbibes her prowess or not. With some wannabes and we'll-go-places chicklets, this chick could well surprise us all.

The 🤬 is in two minds and feels that the over the top Sambhavana or the subtle Dipshhikha may walk away with the crown. But still hasn't been able to zero in on one. What do you think? Who'll chew the competition?

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Posted: 16 years ago
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ths ws very insulting to da mentors, didnt like da article at all
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Posted: 16 years ago
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quite a rude article but suppose it is in keeping with its tone of 'bombay bitch'. where is the article from? pls provide links when posting articles here, thanks.

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Posted: 16 years ago
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thats really rude n not true!
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Posted: 16 years ago
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ROFL!🤣 tfs!!! *no offence* i actually found it quite hillarious.😛

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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: jess.amit_3

ROFL!🤣 tfs!!! *no offence* i actually found it quite hillarious.😛

it does sound hilarious...😆😆 No offense guys😊
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Posted: 16 years ago
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The article is too rude,pls appreciate these women who have tried to prove themselves in some way r the other in this men dominated society.Who ever has written this article pls respect ur fellow humanbeings.
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Wwoh!!. "Rehab for loser"...Anita doesn't fall under this at all!..She's a winner after KA.
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Posted: 16 years ago
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WOW. That was a very HARSH and RUDE article and was really insulting.
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Posted: 16 years ago
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hey guys please dont post these kind of articles and if you do then please to give the link to where this article was found!

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