Sid:'chaata! Sir what chaata! Ladke chaatoon ko letter kyun likhenge!? uv dude! chaata umbrella!'
'Sidharthhhhhhh! beta sidharth! kitni baar kaha hai!! chaatraaaaaaaa! CHAA-T-RAAAAAA!!!!! CHAATA nahi! Umbrella not! Umbrella not! Chaliye sabhi likhna shuru karenge period ke ant mein mujhe sabhi ke patra chahiye! Aur haan ant mein kyunki aap apne pitaji ko likh rahein hain boys likhenge aaaaapkaaaaa agyaaaaakaaaari betaaaaaa aur girls likhengiiii aapkiiiiiiiiiiii agyaaakaaraniiiii betiiiiiii'
Uv: "sirrrrr!! sir sir sir!!!!!!!!!!!! prem patra ko end kaise karte hain??!
tiwari looks shocked and dazed! never in the history of his 23 years of teaching never ever until today when he was compeltely taklu had any child asked him this!
Uv: "prem patra sir! love letter! waise sir kya aapne kabhi love letter likhaaaa hai!!!!!!"
"yuvraj! up stand! i said up stand now! up up up! meine kya kaha tha! koi bhi ladka kisi bhi ladki ko letter nahi...."
ashi: sirrrr! sirr sirrrrrr!!!!!! kyun chilaa chilaa ke apne round round head ka faloda bana rahein hain! waise bhi uspe kuch nahi bacha! waise bhi uv kaunsa ladka i mean ladki toh ladki ko hi....
uv: anveshaaaaaaa!!!!!!! tum apne aap ko samjhatiiiii kyaaa
ashi: samjhati nahi samajhtiiii!
"mera bp high ho raha hai beating low sab gol gol ho raha hai tum donon chuppp karooooooo......
jus then the peon enter!
sir....anvesha aur yuvraj ko office mein bulaya hai! abhi!
ashi: abhi toh trailer ka milli second bhi demonstrate nahi kiya tha...uv koi future machine hai kya!? no i knew i wouldve dislocated your neck and stuff but itni jaldi prevention is jus......"
and they walk out of the class towards jumbo's office!
in the office
ashi uv are stainding the office waiting for jumbo to come! as usual this isnt the first time! at her own pace our little ashi scribbles on the piece of paper that lay infront of her!
uv: uuuu! ashi uuuu!!!!! whats your problem! how disgusting are you! jahaan dekho wahaan scribble karne lagti ho! chair desk notebooks textbooks pencil pouch hands legs head sid's back my shorts report card flower petal ur school bag! it looks like the advertisement of your name....tumhe pata hai tumhari problem....
ashi: tum! tum ho meri problem! meri aadat hai! theres nothing wrong in that! now just shuddup and sit before i completely transform your face into my ultimate doodle art of the centuary....
jumbo barges in before ashi-uv can finish this topic of contrversy between them!
jumbo: u 2! u 2! you 2 have become a pain in my nose! yes my nose! nose nose nose! you see my nose! this nose!
ashi: sir nose nose kya kar rahein hain! its not bradd pitts nose...aage boliye na!
Jumbo: tum donon neeeee! u 2!!!!!! tum donon ne neel ke saath kya kiya! what have you done to the poor child! uss bechaare ladke kya tumne kya haal.....
ashi: oooooh woh! sirrrrr its a long story beth ke baat karte hain na! come on uv lets sit!
uv whose ready to run out of the school is petrified of seeing how cool ashi seems 2 be...after all what they had done wasnt small! as ashi sits down to narrate what all they'd done he feels like a 2 year old from a 12 year old who can wet himself completely at the thought of what would happen to him next!
ashi: sir neel ahluvalia! firstlyh! sir i think he's a complete aloo! just like his sir name! ahluvalia! bas aloovalia bana dena chahiye! have you seen him! have you seen him sir! he's a massive oval egg with a football for his head and two baingans hanging as his feet! red riding hood ka wolf hai! who can eat and eat and eat till he drops dead sir!
uv: ashi what the hell are you saying yeh tum kya....
ashi: chill uv...haan toh sir jaise mein keh rahi thi...no no you need not ask for an explanation mein khud hi de deti hoon! itna bura haal toh meine shayad aaj tak yuvi ka bhi nahi kiya! sir that kid loves cadbury gems! so i just used uv's latest colours gems that his "DAD" got him from "NEW YORK"
uv: washington
ashi: ya ya washington...so i just mixed those! sir only difference is gems are edible these are colour gems meant only for paper but ab aloovalia kahye ya paper its the same thing! waise we must ask him unka taste kaisa tha! by the looks of it there wasnt much difference! like normal gems his mouth had turn red green yellow purple blueeee....
uv by now jo hamesha ashi ke saath encouraged & care free ho jaata hai forgets everything and flows along with her! absolutely indifferent of the world and what lay ahead! jab ashi saath hai then to hell with the rest!
uv: sirrrrrrrrrr we made him right for his name! blue blue! neel neel! he turned neel neel only! next ashi wait ill tell jumbo i mean jambwal sir! sir next in class ashi just got under the desk and tied his shoe laces...no the thing is i still cant tie shoe laces but i helped sir! ask ashi indeed i helped! i gave neel the chocolates he was busy eating! isilye toh ashi could tactful tie his laces na sir! haina ashi!
ashi is absolutely amazed at yuvi! yeh ladka actually mein yeh sab keh raha tha! wow where did the courage come from!
uv: sir i also put the pins on his chair, put shoe polish in his black paint bottle whch he used to make the tattoos for roby and kim and saath hi i left those basket of mice in his desk and added the 20 rupee note to his maths paper so that mrs.chainani would think he's trying to brinbe her! not to forget the part where during P.E i pushed him down so hard that the 3 boys infront of him fell and mr.bhattacharya thought that it was neel's mishchief and so neel had to take 27 rounds...haan that was sir's favourite number that day, 27 rounds around the school! ussi ke saath mein i sent a messege home to his parents that there was a holiday for the next for days...dad ke letter head se...political problem ke bahane se...so you see for bunking in a row for so long poor neel got suspended.....along with that i....
ashi is stunned...she has no clue as to what is happening she's absolutely not apart of this! uv ne yeh sab bilkul akele kiya tha!
jumbo: yuvrajjjjj! stopppppp! stp stp stp! now if i may ask! tumne yeh sab kyun kiya! no neel told me but i would like to here it from you! from the horses mouth! (jumbo screams and glares!) NOW!!!!!
uv: neel ne ashi ko rulaya! he said ashi has no dad! she was hurt!
ashi is stunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned!!!!!!!!!!! beyondddddd wordssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uv: sir its a different thing that we make fun of one another but yeh baat alag hai that you drag personal issues into it! this iv learnt from this red head standing next to me itself! isne kabhi kisi ka bura nahi chahiye but its not her fault that her dad.....that neel crossed his limits so i dint see anything wrong in doing stuff that seemed within mine and so i....
jumbo: so you did all this! mein tumhaare dad ko bula rahan hoon...we need to have some serious talks! now you two may leave!
ashi still dumbstruck: uv....
uv: ashi....i can do what the hell i want with you! but if anyone ever tries messing around for the wrong reason in the wrong way no matter what im going to break his face yeh neel toh....
ashi: but ab that jumbo will call ur dad &....
UV: anvesha banerjee ray is scared!!!! woah!!!!!!!!!!! that comes to me as a surprise! you've always shown me the right path...told me to follow my heart...hats what i did this time to....and your the one who says jo man mein aata hai woh karo as long as you follow your heart.....alls fair in live and war and this is....
ashi: this is....
and the bell ringssssss.........
uv: this is time for lunch!
