I think I have decided to start lessons to KA (creative team) on love.
Dear Kavya and Anjali,
This is going to be the first lesson and all the KA forums members are also good teachers who might also participate/teach this weekly class if they can. This class will not end till you both learn these lessons well, no semester pattern will be followed. Exams will be at the discretion of esteemed teachers such as Shireen and her ilk. She decides if you pass or fail- You repeat the test every time you fail until you pass-
This class focuses on the ground rules before you fall in "Love" and after you think you have fallen in "love" . Formatted with some examples to explain better.
what do you do when
Q1, lovers (you, in case you have forgotten) are all alone wherever that might be.
A1, Shut up and enjoy your moment. Dont lecture-
Q2, When its a moonlit mid-night, otherwise dark at and around clifftops
A2, Do something more than paint-
Q3, You have to do something "bad" to meet with each other.
A3, Do it and with loads of conviction without any moral'ity' biases regarding goodness and such(atleast for the sake of your audience)
Q4, You have to hug each other
A4, Dont let go for atleast 10 minutes, and please dont talk in between (we like tu ru ru music in such "tight" spots)
Q5, Maple leaves fly into your respective faces
A5, Please, allow the other person to caress your face and gently take the maple leaf off ( music would be good here too)
Q6, You have to chat like good friends
A6, Please dont talk about Pammi or Nitya/Mama-(this infuriates, me especially)
Q7, Your hands and the like accidentally get entangled with each other
A7, These are good opportunities, grab onto that hand and take your time to let go (Music is good here too)
Q8, There is good music playing and everyone else is having a good time
A8, Just go rock that dance floor, don't censor your hearts please (I cant take the forlorn looks anymore)
Q9, You are within 2 feet of each other
A9, Do more than just stare at each other, (hugging and kissing would be useful tactics to employ to keep us as an audience and each other intact)
The last question for this class
Q10, Only the both of you are in the same car
A10, Please drive far far far far away with each other. Runaway lovers always do it for a reason. Here the reason is me, your poor audience (I cant take Pammi anymore, 😭)