Stupid Product Warnings...lolz

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Zenab

@pure_choclate

Voyager

Posted: 17 years ago

Product Warnings Ever:

(Funny: actual warning labels from consumer goods.)

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Aww...that's the only time I have for my hairs).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Wao,is it the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this then cause???....) "DO NOT put any person in this washer" - clothes washing machine warning Engine manufacturer's warning: "Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level." "Do not dry your cell phone by putting it in a microwave oven."(I just found that out) Warning for lottery ticket holders: "Do not iron." Phonebook warning: "Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!) On an American ! Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On the tag of a reversible jacket: "Wash inside-out" (which way would that be??...)

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