For HUMM...a computer was something on TV

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A computer was something on TV

From a science fiction show

A window was something you hated to clean....

And RAM was the cousin of a goat.....

MEG was the name of my girlfriend

And GIG was your middle finger upright

Now they all mean different things

And that really MEGA bytes

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

Memory was something that you lost with age

A CD was a bank account

And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy

You hoped nobody found out

Compress was something you did to the garbage

Not something you did to a file

And if you unzipped anything in public

You'd be in jail for a while

Log on was adding wood to the fire

Hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And a backup happened to your commode

Cut you did with a pocket knife

Paste you did with glue

A web was a spider's home

And a virus was the flu

I guess i'll stick to my pad and paper

And the memory in my head

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Jem4Himesh thumbnail
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Posted: 20 years ago
#2

i got this poem sent in an email to me...

thought HUMM would like it coz he's a techie!

😃

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Posted: 20 years ago
#3
That's was something right and also funny!
Thanks jem..😃😃😃
Jem4Himesh thumbnail
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Posted: 20 years ago
#4

you are welcome HUMM, glad u enjoyed it!

😳

Rifhat thumbnail
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Posted: 20 years ago
#5

Thats a nice witty poem.

Rifhat

kripawgr thumbnail
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Posted: 20 years ago
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good one sis ....hey jem you are sis na 😆
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Posted: 20 years ago
#7
Thanks jem, that was sooooo funny.😆
Jem4Himesh thumbnail
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Posted: 20 years ago
#8

glad you all liked the poem...😳

k_fan, yes you can call me sis now...so cool na?!

remember guys...i have not written the poem myself!!!!

😆😆

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