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Parth Garewal

@Parth Garewal

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Posted: 16 years ago

hey guys v all r very sad i noe..but the forum is getting dull...so here is a joke from me...hope u all get a smile atleast....u can post ur jokes too..it ll help me n every1....plz post sum funny stuffs...

once a patient went to a doc...their convo...
Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai?
Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor: dawai khali thi kya?
Patient : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor: Arey... mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Patient: Ji, aapne davai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Patient: Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.
Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya?
Patient : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor: Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?
Patient: Nai doctor saheb.
Doctor: Kyon?
Patient: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor: Teri to sale, to Khola kyon nai.
Patient: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor: Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta!
Patient: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga
Doctor : Abe teri …

hope u all got a smile atleast plz post ur jokes too...it bring hundreds of smiles...plz post it...😃

wid love
PARTH😊

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lala

@Harshitipremeer

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Posted: 16 years ago

😆bro u r too funny u also make me laugh when u do pm u should be the judge of the great indian laughter challenge 4😆

Edited by heer hann - 16 years ago

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Parth Garewal

@Parth Garewal

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Posted: 16 years ago

Funny email addresses of the stars…(NO OFFENCE)

AbhishekBacchan: I_can_act_too@yuva.com

AmitabhBacchan: accept_any_role@after.kaunbanegacrorepati.tv

AnilKapoor: expert@copyingsouthindianmovies.com

SalmanKhan: why_do_I_always_get_into_trouble@needagirlfriend.c om

ShahRukhKhan: over_emotions@mostmovies.com

RamGopalVarma: same_formula@bombayunderworld.co.in

SunilShetty: hoping_to_be@indianarnold.com

AamirKhan: whats_up_with_the_hairstyle@mangalpande.com

AamirKhan(alternateaddress): married_or_not@toomanyaffairs.com

SaifAliKhan: goofy_roles@suitsmeperfect.com

HritikRoshan: main_aisa_kyon_hoon@howtheheckdoweknow.com

HritikRoshan(alternateaddress): main_aisa_kyon_hoon@askyourdad.com

AjayDevgan: finally_I_started_to_act@aftersomanyyears.com

BobbyDeol: noone_thinks_I_can_act@getanotherjob.com

Sunny Deol: He is still busy fighting Pakistani soldiers. Mail address
is a secret.

Urmila: ramgopalvarma_has_forgotten_me@nomorerangeela.com

MallikaSherawat: I_dont_need_to_act@overexposureworks.com

AmishaPatel: Kaho_na_pyaar_hai@wasmyonlyhit.com

KareenaKapoor: oh_iam_so_cute_and_talented@nobodyelsethinksso.com

Raveena Tandon: waiting_for_third_umpire@stumped.com

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Neha12345xxx

@Neha12345xxx

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Posted: 16 years ago

bhaiyya u made me laugh.

Neha.

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Parth Garewal

@Parth Garewal

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

CHECK OUT! WAT? DOES UR B''DAY MEAN????????
Check out wat ur b'day means....
ur bday means????????? jus check n post it down
RULES-->Please select month, date and colour that is relevant to you or the colour you like and complete the sentence.

Pick the month you were born in:
January-------i shot
February----- i ate
March---------i killed
April------- -i ran away with
May-----------i fell in love with
June----------i murdered
July----------i gave my shoes to
August--------i sang a duvet with
September ----i had crush on
October-------i danced with
November -----i kissed
December------i hit

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------------homeless guy
2-------------a fat lady
3-------------a mad cow
4-------------a mad monkey
5-------------a mexican
6-------------a gangster
7-------------a monkey
8------ ------an ipod
9------- -----my best friend's boyfriend
10------------a goat
11------ -----my dog
12------ -----my cat
13------------the computer
14------- ----my science teacher
15-------- ---my neighbor
16------------myself
17------------a giraffe
18--------- --my best friend's girl friend
19------------a gorilla
20------------a stuffed animal
21------------a permenant marker
22----------- a policeman
23------------a cannibal
24------------a baseball bat
25------------my pshyciatrist
26------------old lady
27------------hockey stick
28--------- --a football player
29--------- --a post man
30------------a paperclip
31------------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt/top/salwar/jeans you are wearing (or the colour you like most):
White---------Because I was high.
Black---------Because I was drunk.
Pink----------Because I m a half dead.
Red---------- Because I was in mental hospital.
Blue----------Because i cant control myself.
Green---------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because I am shy.
Gray----------Because that's the way I am.
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------Because I enjoy it.
Other---------Because I was hungry...

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Parth Garewal

@Parth Garewal

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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: 12345xxx
bhaiyya u made me laugh.

Neha.

just wait n watch sis...more cuming on the line...welll u can share too...plz share

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lala

@Harshitipremeer

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Posted: 16 years ago

wow tats great bro hahaha cant control wait i will edit n add de animations loL! 😆

Edited by heer hann - 16 years ago

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Parth Garewal

@Parth Garewal

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Posted: 16 years ago

When i was sad, U were there,
When i was crying, U were there,
When i was unhappy, U were there,
Now i realised ki,
Saare "Fasaad ki jadd" tum hi ho.

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Neha12345xxx

@Neha12345xxx

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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: Parth Garewal

just wait n watch sis...more cuming on the line...welll u can share too...plz share

thanq bhaiyya
this is from my side
1-TEACHER-CHANGE DIS SENTENCE IN2 FUTURE
TENSE-KAMAL COMMITS THEFT
STUDENT-KAMAL WILL GO 2 JAIL

Neha.

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lala

@Harshitipremeer

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

#10

Originally posted by: Parth Garewal
CHECK OUT! WAT? DOES UR B''DAY MEAN????????
Check out wat ur b'day means....
ur bday means????????? jus check n post it down
RULES-->Please select month, date and colour that is relevant to you or the colour you like and complete the sentence.

Pick the month you were born in:
January-------i shot
February----- i ate
March---------i killed
April------- -i ran away with
May-----------i fell in love with
June----------i murdered
July----------i gave my shoes to
August--------i sang a duvet with
September ----i had crush on
October-------i danced with
November -----i kissed
December------i hit

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------------homeless guy
2-------------a fat lady
3-------------a mad cow
4-------------a mad monkey
5-------------a mexican
6-------------a gangster
7-------------a monkey
8------ ------an ipod
9------- -----my best friend's boyfriend
10------------a goat
11------ -----my dog
12------ -----my cat
13------------the computer
14------- ----my science teacher
15-------- ---my neighbor
16------------myself
17------------a giraffe
18--------- --my best friend's girl friend
19------------a gorilla
20------------a stuffed animal
21------------a permenant marker
22----------- a policeman
23------------a cannibal
24------------a baseball bat
25------------my pshyciatrist
26------------old lady
27------------hockey stick
28--------- --a football player
29--------- --a post man
30------------a paperclip
31------------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt/top/salwar/jeans you are wearing (or the colour you like most):
White---------Because I was high.
Black---------Because I was drunk.
Pink----------Because I m a half dead.
Red---------- Because I was in mental hospital.
Blue----------Because i cant control myself.
Green---------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because I am shy.
Gray----------Because that's the way I am.
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------Because I enjoy it.
Other---------Because I was hungry...

😲😲😲mine is i killed science teacher because i enjoy it!😆oh god but i didnt kill😆

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