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Parth Garewal

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Posted: 16 years ago

#11

Originally posted by: 12345xxx

thanq bhaiyya
this is from my side
1-TEACHER-CHANGE DIS SENTENCE IN2 FUTURE
TENSE-KAMAL COMMITS THEFT
STUDENT-KAMAL WILL GO 2 JAIL

Neha.

hey gud one😆

what r odrs looking for cum on..post sum jokes...

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Parth Garewal

@Parth Garewal

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Posted: 16 years ago

#12

Originally posted by: heer hann

😲😲😲mine is i killed science teacher because i enjoy it!😆oh god but i didnt kill😆

mine is...i shot hockey stick coz i waz high😆

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Neha12345xxx

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Posted: 16 years ago

#13

Originally posted by: Parth Garewal

hey gud one😆

1 more

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Teacher :Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today?
Shilpa:Madam, I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it.
Teachear:Ramya, what about you?
Ramya:Madam. .., I was not able to move ....because I was hiding that coin under my feet.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
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Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?.. ....
Japan
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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Neha.

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Parth Garewal

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Posted: 16 years ago

#14

gud ones neha....gud job loved math's joke....🤣

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Neha12345xxx

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Posted: 16 years ago

#15

Originally posted by: Parth Garewal
gud ones neha....gud job loved math's joke....🤣

thanq bhaiyya i'll try to post more😊.

Neha.

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Parth Garewal

@Parth Garewal

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Posted: 16 years ago

#16

try this one out..the funniest one

If you can read this, your brain is 50% faster than those who can't

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid, too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100 anc. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs be porud...or wroreid..

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Parth Garewal

@Parth Garewal

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Posted: 16 years ago

#17

funny facts....

Butterflies can taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmm........ won't go there.)
Right-handed people live, on an average, live nine years longer than left-handed people. (Glad to be right handed.)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

Edited by Parth Garewal - 16 years ago

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-Grace-

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Posted: 16 years ago

#18

whoaa....bhaya...wat r upto....luks lyk u put alot of effort to make all us laugh....gud work....u've got lots of knoledge on jokes and cool stuff...i didn't read all of it but read ur first joke its loooooollllz.

luv it....keep going....lage raho.

luv iqra