Rules they don't teach in school

RULE 1 –Life is not fair; get used to it.

RULE 2 –The world will not care about ur self-esteem. The world will expect u to accomplish something B4 u feel good about urself.

RULE 3 – If u think ur teacher is tough, wait 'til u get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.

RULE 4 – If u mess up, it's not ur parents' fault; so don't whine about ur mistakes, learn from them.

RULE 5 –B4 u were born, ur parents weren't as boring as they R now. They got that way from paying ur bills, cleaning ur clothes & listening to u talk about how cool u r. So b4 u save the rainforest from the parasites of ur parents' generation, try delousing the closet in ur own room.

RULE 6 – Ur school may have done away with winners & losers, but life hasn't.

RULE 7 –Life is not divided into semesters. U don't get summers off & very few employers r interested in helping u find yourself. Do that on ur own time.

RULE 8 – Be nice to nerds. Chances r you'll end up working for one.