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Salman goes bonkers! |
All the fights have taken a toll on him
Salman has lost it finally!
There seems to be nobody left now after fighting with every Tom, Dick and Harry in tinsel town.
He seems to be unemployed since that was most part of his work anyway, and we all know what happens to a man when he is out of work.
He goes bonkers, and that's exactly what has happened with Salman.
He has nobody left to talk with apart from his brothers and his loyal canine Govinda.
So he has stared mumbling strange things on his show 'Dus ka Dum' now. This is bound to scare the participants away.
Even his gold digging girlfriend Katrina has stopped talking to him.
This was bound to happen eventually, why do you think she was with him in the first place? To get more contacts baby!
Classic example of 'Money hai to Honey hai'!
And now after his in-famous spat with SRK, it's now left to the contestants of '10 Ka Dum' to hear his pain.
The Bitch thinks that it's his new hairstyle that is not working for him, what do you think?
On the show he said recently, "My tonsils are acting up. I should have got them removed when I was young. But then I didn't because I had a cavity in the tooth and was afraid of having ice cream after the tonsils operation. Now the cavity has been taken care of but the tonsils remain and continue to trouble me!"
Just one piece of advice, Mr. Khan.
GET YOUR FREAKING TONSILS REMOVED!! AND DON'T BOTHER US ABOUT IT.
Still want to watch 'Dus ka Dum'?
All the fights have taken a toll on him
Salman has lost it finally!
There seems to be nobody left now after fighting with every Tom, Dick and Harry in tinsel town.
He seems to be unemployed since that was most part of his work anyway, and we all know what happens to a man when he is out of work.
He goes bonkers, and that's exactly what has happened with Salman.
He has nobody left to talk with apart from his brothers and his loyal canine Govinda.
So he has stared mumbling strange things on his show 'Dus ka Dum' now. This is bound to scare the participants away.
Even his gold digging girlfriend Katrina has stopped talking to him.
This was bound to happen eventually, why do you think she was with him in the first place? To get more contacts baby!
Classic example of 'Money hai to Honey hai'!
And now after his in-famous spat with SRK, it's now left to the contestants of '10 Ka Dum' to hear his pain.
The Bitch thinks that it's his new hairstyle that is not working for him, what do you think?
On the show he said recently, "My tonsils are acting up. I should have got them removed when I was young. But then I didn't because I had a cavity in the tooth and was afraid of having ice cream after the tonsils operation. Now the cavity has been taken care of but the tonsils remain and continue to trouble me!"
Just one piece of advice, Mr. Khan.
GET YOUR FREAKING TONSILS REMOVED!! AND DON'T BOTHER US ABOUT IT.
Still want to watch 'Dus ka Dum'?
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