Romance Mathematics
Smart
man + smart woman = romance
Smart
man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb
man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb
man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart
boss + smart employee = profit
Smart
boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb
boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb
boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man
will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman
will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman
worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A
successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A
successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be
happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be
happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at
all.
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a
lot more willing to die.
A
woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man
marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A
woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
😆
xoxo
-Lara😊
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