> >WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get
>married again?"
> >
> >HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
> >
> >WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
> >
> >HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
> >
> >WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
> >
> >HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
> >
> >WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
> >
> >HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
> >
> >WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
> >
> >HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
> >
> >WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
> >
> >HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
> >
> >WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
> >
> >HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
> >
> >WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
> >
> >HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to
>do."
> >
> >WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
> >
> >HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
> >
> >WIFE: - - -silence - -
> >
> >HUSBAND: Bleep, Bleep, Bleep!!
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