A funny Fanfic - Page 2

I am happy that yall liked it...I'll write scene 2 by night and post it tomorrow

Originally posted by: Chocolava5

Scene 1 : End of a Case

The story starts with a big case getting solved.. A big goon Raka gets caught by our Cid team... there is a happy atmosphere in the bureau

Acp - Bohot acha kaam kiya tum sab logo ne...yeh Raka ko pakadna jitna aasan laga tha mujhe utna tha nahi...bohot bada criminal pakda hein Hamne aaj

Freddy - Toh sir chaliye party karte hein !!!!

Everyone looks at him...scared of what Acp will react

Acp - (smiling) ha ha chalo...kuch khana pina mangwao....maze karenge aaj

Everyone gets happy seeing this mood of Acp...sab taiyariya karne mein lag jate hein

Bureau mein tarah tarah ke khane ki khushbu aa rahi hoti hein...Chole Bhature se leke Pizza tak...Freddy Sir toh tarah tarah ke juice bhi leke aate hein( out of which one is a wine bottle and no body knows)

Sachin - arey Freddy yeh itne saare juice ke bottles Kaun laya?

Freddy- main laya sir...waha dukaan pe Jake main confuse ho gaya kaunsi lu aur kaunsi nahi...toh sare utha ke laya

Pankaj - itna saara khana dekh ke mere muh mein Paani aa raha hein...party chalu Kab hogi?

Abhijeet - Acp sir ko toh aane do...fir karte hein party chalu

Daya - tab tak kyu na sare juices glass mein pour karke rakh de..sabko random juice denge 😝

Utne mein Acp sir aate hein aur party chalu hoti hein...hamare duo galti se wine wale glasses utha lete hein

Acp - umm...khana bohot acha hein...juice mein bhi variety bohot hein...mujhe bohot acha laga

By now Abhi and Daya are tipsy

Abhijeet - (laughing) Taali bajao hamne aaj badaa case solve kiya....Daya Cid mein agar best friend ka award hota na ....toh yaar main aankhe band karke tumhe de deta

Daya- (stuttering) kk.. kkya? Kya tum sach keh rahe ho? (Holding abhijeets leg) mujhe pata tha tum mere bhai ho...baki sab Saand hein yaha

ACP Pradyuman (stern):Tum dono CID ke officer ho… ya comedy duo?

Abhijeet (giggles, saluting dramatically):Sir! Comedy duo bhi hein… aur CID ke SHER bhi!

Daya (salutes wildly):Sir! Aur main… CID ka ROCKSTAR!

Freddy (whispering to Sachin):Sachin sir… lagta hai juice mein Bluetooth mila tha… dono connect hoke nonstop bak bak kar rahe hain.

Sachin (grinning):Bluetooth nahi… full WiFi hai… speed bhi 5G hai! 😂

I'll write scene 2 if yall like this

Heeyyy dear it was Lovely Fic......Great job Wolfie!

Scene 2

Abhijeet:- mhmm..... yeh juice kaun laya tha😺(licking the cup) yummy hein bohot

Daya :- Freddy mama laye the na....mujhe aur chahiye 😤

(Abhijeet suddenly slams his hand on the table. Freddy jumps.)

Abhijeet(slurring, intense):-Freddy mama… aapne juice laya tha… hai na? Bolo… sach bolo!

Freddy (mock scared):-Nahi Abhijeet sir! Main innocent hoon! Juice innocent hai!

Daya (narrowing eyes):-Innocent? CID mein innocent koi nahi hota… except Abhijeet

Abhijeet (clutching heart):-Daya yaar… tu mera best friend forever hai!!!

(They do a dramatic “BFF handshake” that makes everyone laugh out loud.Suddenly a call comes in—robbery nearby. ACP orders Abhijeet and Daya to stay back.)

ACP (to Sachin):-Sachin, in dono ko yahin rakho—warna suspect toh milega nahi… par yeh dono zaroor suspect ban jaayenge.

(But baatein karte karte yeh duo gadi mein jake baith jate hein jaha Daya drive kar raha hote hein)

Daya(driving, swerving slightly):-Abhijeet… seatbelt pehna?

Abhijeet(grinning, pointing finger like a gun):-Pehna! Aur suspect ko bhi pehnayenge… handcuffs!.....tum gaadi kitni achi chala lete ho Daya....main chahta hu mujhe tumhare jaisi wife mile jo ese hi mujhe long drive pe leke jaye ☺️

Daya:- Toh mujhse shadi karlo na...main roj tumhe long drive pe leke jaunga raat ko...ice cream bhi khilaunga

Abhijeet:- Sachme?(With happiness in his eyes and a huge smile on his face) Lekin abhi Ice cream khane gaye aur suspect bhaag gaya toh?

Daya:- ek kaam karte hein...suspect ko pakadte hein aur use bhi leke jaate hein ice cream shop....

Abhijeet:- (with a pout) nahi...usko ice cream nahi denge

Daya:- areyy...usko punishment denge na...uske saamne ice cream khayenge lekin usko nahi denge

Abhijeet:- haaaaaaa....achi punishment ho jayegi

At the Crime Scene

(They barge into the suspect’s house. The poor guy is confused as the two tipsy officers confront him.)

Abhijeet(dramatically):-CID!!! Tumhe pakadne aaye hain… juice ke gaddar!

Daya (flashing badge upside down):-Saboot hai hamare paas… yeh dekho—juice ki empty bottle

Suspect (confused):-Arre sir… main toh nimbu paani pee raha hoon!”

Abhijeet(gasps):-Nimbu?!? Juice ka rival?!?

Daya:- tumhari wajah se hum dono ne ice cream nahi khaya....(while crying)aur juice bhi khatam ho gaya hamara 😭

Abhijeet:- roo mat Daya...main abhi kuch karta hu

(He begins mock “interrogating” the fridge...Daya joins him too while the real culprit escapes. They consider the Fridge as the culprit and usse hathkadi pehnake ice cream shop le jaate hein. Yeh sab sunke Acp Facepalms at the bureau)

(Next morning. Abhijeet and Daya sit silently with ice packs on their heads. The whole team stares.)

Abhijeet:- umm....Mera sir bohot bhari hein...😔

Daya:- mujhe Kal ke party ka kuch bhi yaad nahi🥴

Abhijeet:- woh toh mujhe hota hi rehta hein🙄

ACP (serious but faintly smirking):-Tum dono CID ke history mein pehle officers ho… jo juice se case solve karne gaye… aur fridge ke saath interrogation karke aaye.

Purvi(whispers):-Hmm… fridge ne confession diya kya?

Pankaj(grinning):-Lagta hai fridge ne bola: “Main thanda hoon… guilty nahi.

(Everyone bursts into laughter as Abhijeet & Daya hide their faces in embarrassment.)

--------------------------------THE END---------------------------------

Scene 2 is here guys

OMG

This was so funny

Also fanfic writers are going to love this! (If they still stalk IF)

Abhijeet(grinning, pointing finger like a gun):-Pehna! Aur suspect ko bhi pehnayenge… handcuffs!.....tum gaadi kitni achi chala lete ho Daya....main chahta hu mujhe tumhare jaisi wife mile jo ese hi mujhe long drive pe leke jaye ☺️

Daya:- Toh mujhse shadi karlo na...main roj tumhe long drive pe leke jaunga raat ko...ice cream bhi khilaunga

This dialouge was even more funny;;

ACP (to Sachin):-Sachin, in dono ko yahin rakho—warna suspect toh milega nahi… par yeh dono zaroor suspect ban jaayenge.

Originally posted by: Chocolava5

Scene 2

Abhijeet:- mhmm..... yeh juice kaun laya tha😺(licking the cup) yummy hein bohot

Daya :- Freddy mama laye the na....mujhe aur chahiye 😤

(Abhijeet suddenly slams his hand on the table. Freddy jumps.)

Abhijeet(slurring, intense):-Freddy mama… aapne juice laya tha… hai na? Bolo… sach bolo!

Freddy (mock scared):-Nahi Abhijeet sir! Main innocent hoon! Juice innocent hai!

Daya (narrowing eyes):-Innocent? CID mein innocent koi nahi hota… except Abhijeet

Abhijeet (clutching heart):-Daya yaar… tu mera best friend forever hai!!!

(They do a dramatic “BFF handshake” that makes everyone laugh out loud.Suddenly a call comes in—robbery nearby. ACP orders Abhijeet and Daya to stay back.)

ACP (to Sachin):-Sachin, in dono ko yahin rakho—warna suspect toh milega nahi… par yeh dono zaroor suspect ban jaayenge.

(But baatein karte karte yeh duo gadi mein jake baith jate hein jaha Daya drive kar raha hote hein)

Daya(driving, swerving slightly):-Abhijeet… seatbelt pehna?

Abhijeet(grinning, pointing finger like a gun):-Pehna! Aur suspect ko bhi pehnayenge… handcuffs!.....tum gaadi kitni achi chala lete ho Daya....main chahta hu mujhe tumhare jaisi wife mile jo ese hi mujhe long drive pe leke jaye ☺️

Daya:- Toh mujhse shadi karlo na...main roj tumhe long drive pe leke jaunga raat ko...ice cream bhi khilaunga

Abhijeet:- Sachme?(With happiness in his eyes and a huge smile on his face) Lekin abhi Ice cream khane gaye aur suspect bhaag gaya toh?

Daya:- ek kaam karte hein...suspect ko pakadte hein aur use bhi leke jaate hein ice cream shop....

Abhijeet:- (with a pout) nahi...usko ice cream nahi denge

Daya:- areyy...usko punishment denge na...uske saamne ice cream khayenge lekin usko nahi denge

Abhijeet:- haaaaaaa....achi punishment ho jayegi

At the Crime Scene

(They barge into the suspect’s house. The poor guy is confused as the two tipsy officers confront him.)

Abhijeet(dramatically):-CID!!! Tumhe pakadne aaye hain… juice ke gaddar!

Daya (flashing badge upside down):-Saboot hai hamare paas… yeh dekho—juice ki empty bottle

Suspect (confused):-Arre sir… main toh nimbu paani pee raha hoon!”

Abhijeet(gasps):-Nimbu?!? Juice ka rival?!?

Daya:- tumhari wajah se hum dono ne ice cream nahi khaya....(while crying)aur juice bhi khatam ho gaya hamara 😭

Abhijeet:- roo mat Daya...main abhi kuch karta hu

(He begins mock “interrogating” the fridge...Daya joins him too while the real culprit escapes. They consider the Fridge as the culprit and usse hathkadi pehnake ice cream shop le jaate hein. Yeh sab sunke Acp Facepalms at the bureau)

(Next morning. Abhijeet and Daya sit silently with ice packs on their heads. The whole team stares.)

Abhijeet:- umm....Mera sir bohot bhari hein...😔

Daya:- mujhe Kal ke party ka kuch bhi yaad nahi🥴

Abhijeet:- woh toh mujhe hota hi rehta hein🙄

ACP (serious but faintly smirking):-Tum dono CID ke history mein pehle officers ho… jo juice se case solve karne gaye… aur fridge ke saath interrogation karke aaye.

Purvi(whispers):-Hmm… fridge ne confession diya kya?

Pankaj(grinning):-Lagta hai fridge ne bola: “Main thanda hoon… guilty nahi.

(Everyone bursts into laughter as Abhijeet & Daya hide their faces in embarrassment.)

--------------------------------THE END---------------------------------

This was Hilarious 😂😂

The Story Was Hilarious

I Loved It

Originally posted by: Chocolava5

Scene 2

Abhijeet:- mhmm..... yeh juice kaun laya tha😺(licking the cup) yummy hein bohot

Daya :- Freddy mama laye the na....mujhe aur chahiye 😤

(Abhijeet suddenly slams his hand on the table. Freddy jumps.)

Abhijeet(slurring, intense):-Freddy mama… aapne juice laya tha… hai na? Bolo… sach bolo!

Freddy (mock scared):-Nahi Abhijeet sir! Main innocent hoon! Juice innocent hai!

Daya (narrowing eyes):-Innocent? CID mein innocent koi nahi hota… except Abhijeet

Abhijeet (clutching heart):-Daya yaar… tu mera best friend forever hai!!!

(They do a dramatic “BFF handshake” that makes everyone laugh out loud.Suddenly a call comes in—robbery nearby. ACP orders Abhijeet and Daya to stay back.)

ACP (to Sachin):-Sachin, in dono ko yahin rakho—warna suspect toh milega nahi… par yeh dono zaroor suspect ban jaayenge.

(But baatein karte karte yeh duo gadi mein jake baith jate hein jaha Daya drive kar raha hote hein)

Daya(driving, swerving slightly):-Abhijeet… seatbelt pehna?

Abhijeet(grinning, pointing finger like a gun):-Pehna! Aur suspect ko bhi pehnayenge… handcuffs!.....tum gaadi kitni achi chala lete ho Daya....main chahta hu mujhe tumhare jaisi wife mile jo ese hi mujhe long drive pe leke jaye ☺️

Daya:- Toh mujhse shadi karlo na...main roj tumhe long drive pe leke jaunga raat ko...ice cream bhi khilaunga

Abhijeet:- Sachme?(With happiness in his eyes and a huge smile on his face) Lekin abhi Ice cream khane gaye aur suspect bhaag gaya toh?

Daya:- ek kaam karte hein...suspect ko pakadte hein aur use bhi leke jaate hein ice cream shop....

Abhijeet:- (with a pout) nahi...usko ice cream nahi denge

Daya:- areyy...usko punishment denge na...uske saamne ice cream khayenge lekin usko nahi denge

Abhijeet:- haaaaaaa....achi punishment ho jayegi

At the Crime Scene

(They barge into the suspect’s house. The poor guy is confused as the two tipsy officers confront him.)

Abhijeet(dramatically):-CID!!! Tumhe pakadne aaye hain… juice ke gaddar!

Daya (flashing badge upside down):-Saboot hai hamare paas… yeh dekho—juice ki empty bottle

Suspect (confused):-Arre sir… main toh nimbu paani pee raha hoon!”

Abhijeet(gasps):-Nimbu?!? Juice ka rival?!?

Daya:- tumhari wajah se hum dono ne ice cream nahi khaya....(while crying)aur juice bhi khatam ho gaya hamara 😭

Abhijeet:- roo mat Daya...main abhi kuch karta hu

(He begins mock “interrogating” the fridge...Daya joins him too while the real culprit escapes. They consider the Fridge as the culprit and usse hathkadi pehnake ice cream shop le jaate hein. Yeh sab sunke Acp Facepalms at the bureau)

(Next morning. Abhijeet and Daya sit silently with ice packs on their heads. The whole team stares.)

Abhijeet:- umm....Mera sir bohot bhari hein...😔

Daya:- mujhe Kal ke party ka kuch bhi yaad nahi🥴

Abhijeet:- woh toh mujhe hota hi rehta hein🙄

ACP (serious but faintly smirking):-Tum dono CID ke history mein pehle officers ho… jo juice se case solve karne gaye… aur fridge ke saath interrogation karke aaye.

Purvi(whispers):-Hmm… fridge ne confession diya kya?

Pankaj(grinning):-Lagta hai fridge ne bola: “Main thanda hoon… guilty nahi.

(Everyone bursts into laughter as Abhijeet & Daya hide their faces in embarrassment.)

--------------------------------THE END---------------------------------

Abhijit aur Daya sahab ye batein Tarika ji aur Shreya ji ko pata na lage to hi achha hai nahi to aapki to band baj jayegi 👻😆

Bahut funny likha hai Wolfie! Majedaar!