Replace one word in any song #2

Replace one word in any song

for example: ghar se nikalte hi to party se nikalte hi

There is no compulsion but a suggestion to make the word change as funny as possible

Chahiye thoda POP CORN

Thoda pyaar chahiye.

Jaane mann gul badan

Meri baath maaniye.

Kaun Disa Mein Leke Chala Re GAYYA

Yeh Thehar Thehar Yeh Suhaani Si Dagar

Jab jab BUKHAAR aaye

Mujhe tum yaad aaye.

Ai Meri TUNTUN

Tujhe Maalum Nahi

Tu Abhi Tak Hai Hasi

Aur Mai Javaan

Laal dupatta udgaya re mera

Hawa ke jhonke se mujhe ko

Piya ne dekh liya re haay re

MAZE SE.

Chura Liya Hai Tumne Jo PURSE Ko

Debit cards Nahin Churaana Sanam

Mere CAR MEIN AAJ BURKHE WAALI KOUN HAI Tu kahe tho main batah dun.

Mujhamen safar too karti rahe

Har ek raste mein guzaratee rahe

Kab tak JACK FRUIT AND PAIN APPLE

Chupao gi rani kanware ko kab tak satao gi rani.