Originally posted by: MoodyMango
🎨Make an appeal to a non-Indian friend who knows nothing about Holi, convincing them to play Holi with you. Condition: You are intoxicated with bhang while making the appeal! (Difficult - #9)
Me: Aye lily, chalo chalo holiii khelne. Everything is very very good in the Holi party. We will have sooo sooo sooooooo much fun.
Lily: What Holi party and what is Holi? And why are you swaying? Are you drunk and tipsy?
Me: Haawwww😱 you don't know what *hiccups* what is Holiiii? How are you even my fr.. friend?!!! You know I looovvveee Holiiii😍. There are too many sweets like laddoooo, gujiya and tasty tasty thandai which sshhhh *whispers* don't tell anyone I already drank umm one, two, three, five glasses. 🤫 It it's secret!!! Okay, okay
Lily: okay! Okay I guess. But tell me what is Holi?
Me: Yaa that, Holi is festival of *sways* one second, you said I'm tipsy *pouts* nope, nope. Me not tipsy, Me is talliiii *sways and sits down* don't worry Lily! Dekho, I'm standing straight.
Lily: yeah, I can see that. But what is Holi?
Me: Holiii is festival of colours and *suddenly standing up* you know *smiling excitedly* you know last l pranked my friends by mixing gulaal yaane colours in their shampoo and their hair was looking like rainbow for a week and then neighbouring kids ke upar colour wale water balloons throw karke bahuuut mazaa ayaa tha. They were sooo angry but you know what I said 'burraaa na manooo holiiii haii' 🤭 *slurring* Soo you can do pranks on your friends and ... and also your enemies too.
Lily: okay. So, holi is festival of colours and?
Me: umm, I forgot.. haa, you can play holi with flowers too. Where I was *hiccups* haaa Holi is festival of colours and celebration of divine love of Radha Krishna and..
Lily: celebration of love and??
Me: love and haa *claps* you know in one holi party one couple confessed their love on holi under bhang effect and they got married. Stop.. I know! I know what you want to ask. Bhang means tasty thandai which I drank and now m talli
Lily: you mean tipsy!!
Me:*irritated* tallliii talliii not tipsy!! *Remembering* comee we have to go to Holi partyyyy. There is colours, soo soo much food, music, dancing and most.. most importantly Fun which we will have soo soo much. We can do pranks and partyyy and dance which you love very mucho. Come on, let's go!!
Lily: I don't want to go and I'm not in mood of party or pranks
Me: someone you like is there in party *whispers* he secretly asked me to bring you to party
Lily: umm maybe I will come as I haven't celebrated Holi before. Let's go
Me: Woohoo! Let's goooo *in mind* I'm so smart! Good idea on time. Let's playyy Hollliiiii

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