Originally posted by: MostlyHarmIess
2 Years Before Wedding: Lavish engagement party at a luxury cruise with a 3D/2N itinerary in the remote waters near Bali
1 Year Before Wedding: Lavish sequel engagement party at a castle on the Italian borders, preferably in the Dolomites to remind everyone about the upcoming wedding
6 Months Before Wedding: A 5 Day circus in the back-waters of Kerala at a fully-booked private resort complete with fun activities.
1 Month Before Wedding: A party at recreated sets of Om Shanti Om and when the clock strikes midnight, the ghost of Shanti would haunt all guests.
Last Full Moon Before D-Day: Blood ritual to permanently bind me and my soulmate for all eternities followed by ritual sacrifice of a wolf.
Fortnight Before D-Day: Satanic ritual to sacrifice the purest soul among the wedding guests in exchange for a long-lasting marriage.
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