Okay, baring the fist Question with my loooong answer (Clochette-'epic' style) I did a copy paste inserting my answers (it's better with seeing the questions).
It was fun and today, I have time to do so (Corona, thank you).
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
I'll not repeat my first answer but I certainly won't stop in case of midnight-full moon-lonely road in a forest...yet, I'll make a call...
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
because its for those nuts for grapes but allergic against them...
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Actually, this question is a bit outdated as there are now 2 Jimmys who crack corn (and – probably - no one cares for both)...for people not informed: the one is the blue-tail-fly slave song Jimmy and the other the Eminem-Jimmy Iovine-Maria Carey-Jimmy
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
In Germany, I can...with all the significations of the term "pawn" in German
Why is it called a “drive through” if you have to stop?
Oh, because one can just drive through if one wants and has a free path...the stops are desired but aren't mandatory
Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
I guess, because the water gets really pi**ed to just trickle through a bottle for so long and denies to trickle any longer
Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?
Why should they? When they conduct, than they do it to the fullest ...and want to be paid fully (even when the music they do is Heavy Metal)
Why are Softballs hard?
They better are... a soft ball would hardly survive ten minutes of a softball-game ...it's a hard game...*sigh*
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
It depends on the financial advantage one could get by adding or reducing the number of minutes 😉
If the professor on Giligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Sorry, but I can't ask Russel Johnson anymore...
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
People don't ask me for the time as they see that I have no watch on the wrist...so, I never expected anyone to indicate the crotch when asking me tor the bathroom...you have to ask someone with a wrist-watch...
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet
Because it has a giving soul... 😊
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
German speaking people only scrub (schrubben) or wash (waschen) and French speaking "frottent" and "lavent"...so, you tell me...
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
Because Goofy is a close friend to Mickey...and Pluto only Mickey's pet-dog...yeah, I know...the typical Disney-discrimination...*sigh*
Can blind people see their dreams?
Of course...although you may not understand them when they narrate them
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
to give you the feeling that you're able to do something illegal (when an occasion occurs)
Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
But the sex still works...that's what counts, right? 😆
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?
Because one left the dump after having taken it to defecate...and even a toilet bowl is a kind of dump, right? (I suppose it wouldn't be well received if one leaves a dump to defecate and leave it to others to take your shit to the dump...just saying)
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
One doesn't tell a riddle by giving the gag away... (only partypooper do this)
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
'Needs must when the devil drives'...and the devil has to be given its due!
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
They also shut the door close and leave the pens unchained ...so, go figure...banks...
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
It must be because genuine morons are very nice people and their morality is simple and honest...but well, with the signification of "morons“, morality has changed, too...
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
Because even invisible pants get soaked...and must dry before taken on again.
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
As the famous German poet J.W. Goethe already said/wrote: "...and if you are not willing, I'll use force!"
If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Because...it's orange as the orange is orange and not the orange is orange because the colour's name is orange...capito?! (but let us give the lime its due...there is the colour limegreen...nice, isn't it?)
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
The cat would make sure that the bread lands butter down ...
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet? –Lily Tomlin
Well, Germans have a word for the top of a foot (Spann),,,and English speaking doctors, too (instep)...okay, Lily Tomlin isn't a doctor ...although...didn't she play a doctor, once?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
Because when one is the most loved as #2, it would be stupid to want to be #1...and lose a lot of fans 😉
Why is a professional who invests your money called a “broker”?
You would know why when you're broken because you entrusted your money to a broker...
Now, I'll take a look at Carisma's answers...and whoever gave some answers, too ...yeah...pass-time!!!
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